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(Telegraph) Obvious British dishes like toad in the hole and spotted dick becoming extinct as even Brits refuse to eat them   (telegraph.co.uk) divider line 137
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DjArcas 2008-03-08 09:53:58 AM  
Toad in the hole is ace. Stupid name tho.

 
BlorfMaster 2008-03-08 09:54:17 AM  
Curry and fried chicken is all i saw in london

 
1000Monkeys 2008-03-08 09:56:19 AM  
They're not that bad actually. They just has an unfortunate names.

/ Subby

 
Kwisatzhaderach 2008-03-08 09:58:04 AM  
Toad-in-the-hole doesn't look so bad...

www.canadabbhosts.com

EXTREME close-up! (new window)

 
1000Monkeys 2008-03-08 09:58:51 AM  
1000Monkeys: They're not that bad actually. They just has an have unfortunate names.

 
BIGNICKEL 2008-03-08 09:59:47 AM  
Toad in the hole (though we called it pigs in a blanket) rocks. I love my Yorkshire pudding recipe.

 
sozelle 2008-03-08 10:00:33 AM  
"bile pile" is my favorite!

 
Nakito 2008-03-08 10:05:39 AM  
Toad-in-the-Hole is just what we call an Egg-Eyed Egyptian here in the USA.

/Like biscuit versus cookie.

 
Toyvo 2008-03-08 10:06:11 AM  
Bollocks, I love cooking Toad in the Hole

 
Buttle not Tuttle 2008-03-08 10:06:11 AM  
FTA: Simon Coombes, of the Pudding Club, a group that promotes British puddings...

Seriously, he works for the "Pudding Club"? I'm in the wrong line of work.

Queue the U.S. vs. British discussion of what "pudding" is.

 
starsrift 2008-03-08 10:07:45 AM  
I think the corollary here is that British people are becoming extinct in Britain.

... Or so I'm told.

 
ChronicallyCanuk 2008-03-08 10:07:51 AM  
BIGNICKEL: Yorkshire pudding recipe

Mmm beef grease muffins.

/love em

 
thespindrifter [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-03-08 10:08:26 AM  
I have a relative named "Hines" that I get a can of "Hines Spotted Dick" for the holidays every year... just because.

 
Spider Dijon 2008-03-08 10:08:40 AM  
Buttle not Tuttle,


PUDDING = DESSERT

 
Budz 2008-03-08 10:08:41 AM  
Toad in the hole is great! It`s a supper-time staple around my house.

 
thespindrifter [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-03-08 10:09:49 AM  
starsrift: I think the corollary here is that British people are becoming extinct in Britain.

... Or so I'm told.


That's because they all want to move to Ft. Lauderdale before the Mexicans finish their invasion of the U.S.

/Zing!

 
Dear Jerk 2008-03-08 10:10:26 AM  
Another headline like three Sunday NY Times crossword puzzle clues there.

 
Spider Dijon 2008-03-08 10:10:28 AM  
Sherry trifle is divine!

/Love me some good British home baking for desserts/puddings/same thing.

 
mdalli 2008-03-08 10:11:17 AM  
With Mohammed the most popular name for baby boys in Britain, the Brits have a lot more to worry about than "toad in the hole" becoming extinct.

 
LuckyPierre 2008-03-08 10:13:42 AM  
Yes. The most odious "cuisine" the world has ever spawned is becoming extinct in the face of Darwinian competition from *far* mightier strains of food like Italian and Indian.

Socking? No.

Mushy peas, or beef vindaloo? Hm, let me think.

No hankering for grey meat and vegetables boiled into mush, here.

 
Kwisatzhaderach 2008-03-08 10:15:34 AM  
Nakito: Toad-in-the-Hole is just what we call an Egg-Eyed Egyptian here in the USA.

What is it about this dish that inspires such crazy names?

 
The_Original_Roxtar 2008-03-08 10:17:30 AM  
Spider Dijon: PUDDING = DESSERT

cake != pudding!
pie != pudding!
ice cream != pudding!

pudding =
weblogs.variety.com


/hotlinker

 
Oroblanco 2008-03-08 10:17:54 AM  
For instance, 71 per cent and 62 per cent of under-40s had made spaghetti bolognese or curry, respectively.

Did they really make spaghetti bolognese or a curry? I think what they may have done is cooked some pasta and ground beef and poured a jar of pre-made sauce over it, or cooked some chicken and added some curry powder from the supermarket. Which is sad because they're both really easy to make from scratch.

 
thespindrifter [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-03-08 10:18:15 AM  
mdalli: With Mohammed the most popular name for baby boys in Britain, the Brits have a lot more to worry about than "toad in the hole" becoming extinct.

Considering that GB is responsible for most of the territory fights in the near and middle east, not to mention a half-dozen other colonies worldwide, they kinda brought it on themselves. This will be the warning to the future generations of what happens to any people group that cedes their sovreignty to alien nations in the name of "tolerance", especially over social guilt over being the former imperial overlords.

Racism is ugly and should never be tolerated, but it goes a long way towards preserving people groups that otherwise might be absorbed and lost forever inside other cultures; fortunately for the British, they should allready be quite used to that sort of thing after 2,500 years of being conquerred by every passing seafaring tribe.

 
T.Durden 2008-03-08 10:19:48 AM  
Blood pudding. Unfortunate names, indeed.

 
shucherfase 2008-03-08 10:20:42 AM  
To preserve their heritage, maybe should consider coming up with some of those urban "fusion" foods. You know, like "spotted dick in the toad's hole" or something.

 
ar_gyrion 2008-03-08 10:21:51 AM  
Eh, I have had both, spotted dick is okay, don't like toad in a hole but that is probably because I find British sausage generally disgusting. Even the cheap German sausages from Lidl are more eatable than what you usually get from the supermarket or in a lot of pubs and restaurants. If you get sausage from a proper butcher, they are usually good, but as the article also said, there are less and less of those. I like a lot of Welsh food though. Mmm, cawl and Glamorgan sausages...

 
thespindrifter [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-03-08 10:21:52 AM  
shucherfase: To preserve their heritage, maybe should consider coming up with some of those urban "fusion" foods. You know, like "spotted dick in the toad's hole" or something.

Or as we like to call it, a 'Hotdog in a Barrel'.

 
Elsinore [TotalFark] 2008-03-08 10:23:25 AM  
Mmmm spotted dick
farm3.static.flickr.com

 
Spider Dijon 2008-03-08 10:25:15 AM  
Cornish pasties (pronounced past-eez) are gorgeous.
Real cheddar cheese has bite, not the wussy stuff in the US.

 
kroonermanblack 2008-03-08 10:27:51 AM  
thespindrifter: shucherfase: To preserve their heritage, maybe should consider coming up with some of those urban "fusion" foods. You know, like "spotted dick in the toad's hole" or something.

Or as we like to call it, a 'Hotdog in a Barrel'.


Hotdog in a hallway?

 
Ed Finnerty 2008-03-08 10:28:16 AM  
thespindrifter: fortunately for the British, they should allready be quite used to that sort of thing after 2,500 years of being conquerred by every passing seafaring tribe.

Your grasp of history. Where is it?

 
wombat18 2008-03-08 10:31:10 AM  
thespindrifter: fortunately for the British, they should allready be quite used to that sort of thing after 2,500 years of being conquerred by every passing seafaring tribe.

You should read your history books a bit more carefully, we haven't actually been conquered since 1066.

/toad in the hole rocks

 
drivingsouth [TotalFark] 2008-03-08 10:32:04 AM  
farm1.static.flickr.com

FTW

 
trippdogg 2008-03-08 10:32:12 AM  
1. Most take a lot of time to make
2. Unless you have 6 kids, you'll be having leftovers for a week
3. The angioplasty costs extra

 
Lusiphur 2008-03-08 10:32:36 AM  
Oh you silly british people. Meat is not supposed to be boiled. Theres only one way to properly cook meat, and it involves neither water, nor bread, nor boiled cabbage. Unless said meat is corned beaf, which really is only good in hash. Mmmm...I think I might go make me some right now.

 
low.dose 2008-03-08 10:33:31 AM  
mdalli: With Mohammed the most popular name for baby boys in Britain, the Brits have a lot more to worry about than "toad in the hole" becoming extinct.

I don't get that. They can call everyone mohammed, but riot if there are pictures of mohammed anywhere in the world.

 
lfv 2008-03-08 10:34:15 AM  
I'm surprised there aren't more people in this thread who read the laugher America Alone. Ooooo, scary brown people!

 
Daddakamabb 2008-03-08 10:34:22 AM  
Pigs in a blanket are cocktail wienies in puff pastry... plus or minus things like cheese, mustard ect.

My family always made 'toads in the hole' in muffin tins although I know you can make the bigs ones... we always called it pigs in a pot being that the sausage meat was in a Yorkshire pudding and smothered with gravy so it was supposed to be a pig wallowing in it's own filth... or so my mother tells me.

/btw I'm from the USA so that the name sake is probably some weird ass family invention.
//Like my grandfathers vinegar based BBQ called 'Dish water' due to the murky color of the marinade. My family has some awesome recipes that has some weird names.

 
erik316wttn 2008-03-08 10:37:19 AM  
Beef Wellington kicks 42 kinds of ass, ya'll.

That's the only truly British dish I've ever had, though.

 
lfv 2008-03-08 10:38:09 AM  
OMG Mohammed is the 22nd most popular name for baby boys in Britain!!!!! AND ALL THE OTHER NAMES ON THE LIST ARE WESTERN!!!! THE SCARY ISLAMISTS ARE TAKING OVER!!!!!

click

 
Jerry_R 2008-03-08 10:39:36 AM  
No one mentioned Lardy Cake yet? No messing with lardy cake, packed full of lardy-goodness:i258.photobucket.com

 
food_eater 2008-03-08 10:40:30 AM  
Both of those items are delicious.

/fark you, haters.

 
BrokenToilet 2008-03-08 10:41:11 AM  
thespindrifter: fortunately for the British, they should all ready be quite used to that sort of thing after 2,500 years of being conquerred by conquering every passing seafaring tribe.

FTFY
/not entirely accurate, but much closer

 
Feyd Rauther 2008-03-08 10:43:07 AM  
I like a good old sausage casserole, and scones with devon cream...

On the other hand I like Korean barbeque much better. I think that it's good to have a large variety of cuisines available.

Growing up my mother very rarely made native British food. The school I went to however served little else. I learned that most British dishes don't taste good enough to warrant the effort expended in preparing them.

 
food_eater 2008-03-08 10:43:59 AM  
Also, don't forget "elephant dick". Also tasty with a highly descriptive but unfortunate name.

Buttle not Tuttle
FTA: Simon Coombes, of the Pudding Club, a group that promotes British puddings...

Right, I thought being in the pudding club was, er, just for the ladies.

 
The Numbers 2008-03-08 10:45:21 AM  
Oroblanco: For instance, 71 per cent and 62 per cent of under-40s had made spaghetti bolognese or curry, respectively.

Did they really make spaghetti bolognese or a curry? I think what they may have done is cooked some pasta and ground beef and poured a jar of pre-made sauce over it, or cooked some chicken and added some curry powder from the supermarket. Which is sad because they're both really easy to make from scratch.


This has nothing to do with Brits refusing to eat dishes like toad-in-the-hole as Submitter suggests, just becoming lazier in terms of what they will cook.

 
illustri 2008-03-08 10:46:10 AM  
isn't vindaloo one of the most popular dish there?

furriners tempting native borns away from their traditions and such

 
Calm 2008-03-08 10:46:45 AM  
Somewhere along the line I got the impression toad in the hole was basically just cutting out a hole in the middle of a slice of bread, putting it in a frying pan, dropping an egg in the hole, and cooking them both at the same time, but wikipedia disagrees. So, what the heck was I cooking?

 
BrokenToilet 2008-03-08 10:46:51 AM  
wombat18: You should read your history books a bit more carefully, we haven't actually been conquered since 1066.

That was by the French though, so it's still pretty embarrassing.

 
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