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(Kent Online) Scary Mysterious black leopard reported to be roaming around graveyard in England. I WANT TO BEREAVE   (kentonline.co.uk) divider line 45
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Shazzoir [TotalFark] 2008-03-08 05:05:52 AM  
Check out the Alien Big Cats websites for loads of stuff like this, even some pics. Very interesting indeed.

 
marcpen [TotalFark] 2008-03-08 05:37:38 AM  
img179.imageshack.us

 
z_gringo [TotalFark] 2008-03-08 05:39:10 AM  
heh.. Awesome, submitter!

 
Maxc7001 [TotalFark] 2008-03-08 06:09:52 AM  
I HAVE WATCHED COUNTLESS INNOCENTS FALL UNDER THE HANDS OF TYRANNY!! I HAVE SEEN INJUSTICE DONE TO THE JUST!! I HAVE SEEN GOOD MEN FORCED TO LIE TO PROTECT THEMSELVES AND THEIR FAMILIES FROM GRIEVOUS HARM

but even I gotta admit submitter, that headline is pretty damned funny.

 
Notabunny 2008-03-08 06:16:36 AM  
Boo! Boo!

(moan, shuffle, groan, braaaiiiiins)

 
CrackrJak 2008-03-08 06:19:18 AM  
a338.ac-images.myspacecdn.com

 
shorynot 2008-03-08 06:22:57 AM  
God i hate caturday

 
puffy999 [TotalFark] 2008-03-08 06:26:26 AM  
www.cs.cmu.edu

Om nom nom nom?

 
Omnis_evil_twin 2008-03-08 06:29:02 AM  
i243.photobucket.com

 
BackwardsHatClub 2008-03-08 06:32:02 AM  
LOL smitty.

 
Boojum2k 2008-03-08 06:39:15 AM  
Check for radio interference, it'll lead you to the anomaly the leopard came through.

/this can't be obscure

 
Egon Spengler 2008-03-08 06:53:33 AM  
Because a Hound of the Baskervilles reference is lurking around the next gravestone, but its almost quitting time over here at my work and I can't think clearly...

 
glaurunge 2008-03-08 06:57:14 AM  
Wanted for questioning.

blogs.the-review.com

 
loser0 2008-03-08 06:59:26 AM  
i232.photobucket.com

Yes, that's my Akaji. Original here if you have cleverer idea.

 
Wert789 2008-03-08 07:06:10 AM  
i7.photobucket.com


I saw In Search of: The Big Cats of England some years ago. Great Briton outlawed the owning of big cats and many owners just let them free. Just Google "big cats of England" and see what you get.

 
carrot 2008-03-08 07:11:40 AM  
"But look, you found the notice didn't you?"

"Yes," said Arthur, "yes I did. It was on display in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying 'Beware of the Leopard'."

/someone had to

 
Glass Joe 2008-03-08 07:33:11 AM  
Is Caturday allreddy?

 
Software2 2008-03-08 07:34:53 AM  
Holy crap, I get to use this?

upload.wikimedia.org
/Totally approves.

 
vsavatar [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-03-08 07:35:39 AM  
He's just waiting around in stealth to gank some horde when they show up to cause trouble.

 
globalwarmingpraiser [TotalFark] 2008-03-08 07:40:51 AM  
You gotta love big cats in england. And no guns to defend self. Cats are like NOM NOM on people.

 
smasho 2008-03-08 07:50:53 AM  
" 'Fishermen have said they know there is a black leopard in Snodland, but this is something different.' "

Tee hee... Snodland the brave.

and, did somebody say Otter?
photos3.flickr.com

 
LOCNAR69 2008-03-08 07:56:01 AM  
carrot: "But look, you found the notice didn't you?"

"Yes," said Arthur, "yes I did. It was on display in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying 'Beware of the Leopard'."

/someone had to


well done my good man!

 
noblewolf 2008-03-08 07:56:05 AM  
i242.photobucket.com

 
Masterdog 2008-03-08 08:00:38 AM  
Japanese Mulder?

 
Phil Herup 2008-03-08 08:15:15 AM  
One Great Song


991.com
click for video goodness (new window)

 
aphex732 2008-03-08 08:21:35 AM  
How did they know the cat was asian?

 
Jerry_R 2008-03-08 08:23:42 AM  
smasho: " 'Fishermen have said they know there is a black leopard in Snodland, but this is something different.' "

Tee hee... Snodland the brave.

and, did somebody say Otter?


Hehe, Snodland is, indeed, a ridiculous placename. The U.K is full of them, there's a village near me called Gastard, also Longsplatt, and I have driven through Sheepwash, Devon. Have a look here for more U.K placename related nonsense.

 
Marla Singer's Laundry [TotalFark] 2008-03-08 08:26:42 AM  
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smasho 2008-03-08 08:50:48 AM  
Jerry_R: Hehe, Snodland is, indeed, a ridiculous placename. The U.K is full of them, there's a village near me called Gastard, also Longsplatt, and I have driven through Sheepwash, Devon. Have a look here for more U.K placename related nonsense.

Hm-- think that link might have gone awry, but thanks anyway.

Longsplatt? ...that's classic.

We've got a few in my region as well. My personal favorite: Muddlety.

 
Jerry_R 2008-03-08 09:26:42 AM  
oops, so it did.. Link (new window)

 
Pribar [TotalFark] 2008-03-08 09:51:22 AM  
i135.photobucket.com

 
CaptainBeer 2008-03-08 10:07:28 AM  
If you look at a panther in the right light, as you might an old photograph, you'll se they actually have spots like a leopard. A panther's just a leopard with black hair.

Wait - that sounds somehow racist...

 
almostsane 2008-03-08 10:20:03 AM  
I want to bereave

Excellent headline subby: I lol!

 
Shirley Ujest 2008-03-08 10:28:41 AM  
Awesome headline.

Racist, but Awesome!

 
scamp-dun-emer 2008-03-08 10:30:22 AM  
Nice headline, subby.

 
hypers36 2008-03-08 10:39:48 AM  
I had to lookup "fortnight". Cool word.

 
Fark Me with a Chainsaw 2008-03-08 11:16:31 AM  
A Leppard in England?

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Jim Morrison's Corpse 2008-03-08 01:56:08 PM  
www.tpet.com

Unimpressed.

 
kyoto_idol 2008-03-08 02:43:28 PM  
*facepalm*

Oh subby, headline would only be funny if graveyard was in Japan...

/engrish ftw

 
kyoto_idol 2008-03-08 02:45:52 PM  
Wert789: I saw In Search of: The Big Cats of England some years ago. Great Briton outlawed the owning of big cats and many owners just let them free. Just Google "big cats of England" and see what you get.

COMIC SANS on a lolcat?! BAD FORM!

/ow my eyes
//will smoke pole for fonts

 
puffy999 [TotalFark] 2008-03-08 03:51:32 PM  
CaptainBeer: If you look at a panther in the right light, as you might an old photograph, you'll se they actually have spots like a leopard. A panther's just a leopard with black hair.

Wait - that sounds somehow racist...


Morgan Freeman has spots like a ginger.

/runs

 
Ekumen_Mobile 2008-03-08 04:52:31 PM  
I saw a Big Cat in Wiltshire so I'm really getting a kick out of these replies.

 
Trebek354 2008-03-08 05:54:25 PM  
It's the grim!

 
ClockworkOrangeDroog 2008-03-08 06:30:53 PM  
The bereaved:

i126.photobucket.com

 
Lozzobear 2008-03-08 08:35:56 PM  
Golf clap for Smitty!

 
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