With all of Hollywood on her side, they have to use stock footage?

Despite all of this, Casey Knowles admits if Clinton wins the party's nomination, she will vote for her.

Well, there you go again.

Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, Obama Phone!

Remember the hubbub about how Obama Girl didn't vote?

I guarantee you there isn't a word on the cable networks about this one :/

King Something: Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, Obama Phone!

Damn you. Damn you straight to hell.

Do they make ear bleach? I gotta get that out of my head, STAT!

/Tries humming Muskrat Love
//Come sail away...
///Mahna mahna...
////*spork to the eardrum*

Xixox: Do they make ear bleach? I gotta get that out of my head, STAT!

This'll help:

The Internet's favourite favorite music video:

Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give You Up (new window)

/technically not a rickroll

King Something: /technically not a rickroll

Bullshiat. By just seeing the term 'rickroll" I'll be humming that damn song all day.

Thanks loads.

Av8rLuvr: King Something: /technically not a rickroll

Bullshiat. By just seeing the term 'rickroll" I'll be humming that damn song all day.

Thanks loads.

Did you look above the line of mine you quoted? If you did, you'll understand why I wrote what I wrote in the line you quoted.

/That or click the link

King Something: /That or click the link

I'm doomed....

King Something: Xixox: Do they make ear bleach? I gotta get that out of my head, STAT!

This'll help:

The Internet's favourite favorite music video:

Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give You Up (new window)

/technically not a rickroll

Could you rickroll me instead please?

Only the Kremlin uses the Red phone.

//The yellow zone is for picking up passengers only.

FTA: "the young girl starring in the ad will actually be voting age next month..."

Man, I'd hit that like the fist of an angry god. I'd wait til next month, of course.

Only the Kremlin uses the Red phone.

//The yellow zone is for picking up passengers only.



Don't start with your red zone/white zone bullshiat again...I know what this is about, you want me to get an abortion!

Attack ads you can Xerox?

"But when the phone inside her ribcage rings it's not for me..."

FTA's video:
"I think it would be lovely for me and Obama to get together and make a nice counter ad"

AKA
"trying to milk this ride for all its worth"

poor child. obviously obama planted her in the advert all those years ago, and has been grooming her in the cult until he can use her now. it's things like this that really make you understand just how much of a threat the obama cult is

i love that ad--the phone rings in the middle of the night and the kids still sleep away--why would they wake the farking kids?--does hillary actually think the american people will believe that there's some sort of "bat phone" to the president?--farking coont--drop out already--theonly time a phone rang in the middle of the night during Bill's administration is when he needed more singles at the titty bar

Unlike the young lady in this article, I will not vote for Hillary Clinton if she is the democratic nominee. Obama or libertarian again. Pro war is a big no way in my book. Obama does need to read NRA publications and watch his step when messing with freedom though.

Awesome! Very F'n AWESOME!

Just goes to show you.... "Ring.. Ring... Why don't you answer the phone? .... Ring Ring.... "

LMAO!

/am i too excited by this??

Ready on day one?

Obama has been a very active member of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee for the last three years. He has authored and passed important foreign policy law like the Obama-Lugar funds for securing loose weapons in Central Asia. He has also traveled on a diplomatic passport as a formal representative of the United States in several hotspots like Israel, Jordan, Kenya, and Iraq. He visited Russia and the Ukraine on a formal nuclear site inspection team.

Beats the living snot out of the foreign policy experience of: Bush 2000, Clinton 1992, or Reagan 1980, don't it? Lot more ready on day 1 than any of them were.

More ready than Hillary Clinton? Signs point to YES. More ready than McCain? Perhaps not quite, but this was Clinton's line of reasoning, not Obama's.

screw all libs. hope the girl in the ad ends up with chlamydia

Lawnchair:
More ready than McCain? Perhaps not quite, but this was Clinton's line of reasoning, not Obama's.

Yeah but McCain can't lift his arms above his head, so when that phone rings at 3AM, he'll have to physically sit up, turn around to face the phone and only then can he answer it; thus wasting precious seconds in a time of emergency.

Obamaphone made me LOL.

JabbaTheButt

screw all libs. hope the girl in the ad ends up with chlamydia

trouble is, we're used to wingnuts wishing libs would die in a fire. chlamydia? that's nearer a nice piece of cake than dying in a fire. i'm thinking victoria sponge

hattarwf: Lawnchair:
More ready than McCain? Perhaps not quite, but this was Clinton's line of reasoning, not Obama's.

Yeah but McCain can't lift his arms above his head, so when that phone rings at 3AM, he'll have to physically sit up, turn around to face the phone and only then can he answer it; thus wasting precious seconds in a time of emergency.

He'll just take some of those lobbyist dollars and hire him a house Negro to answer it. He's stimulating the economy!

y'all farked it

The only way that ad should work is if she was taking a message for Bill.

I just came here to say, "So?"

hattarwf

Yeah but McCain can't lift his arms above his head, so when that phone rings at 3AM, he'll have to physically sit up, turn around to face the phone and only then can he answer it; thus wasting precious seconds in a time of emergency.

can you imagine how shiatty mccain would get if he had to answer the phone at 3 am? i think he'd just growl at it like a rabid dog

JabbaTheButt: screw all libs. hope the girl in the ad ends up with chlamydia

At last! The voice of reason is here to set us free!

Most people just don't seem to get it, seriously.
Or is it just me?
Reality check, who the hell actually believes that these libs
Are gonna keep our great
Nation safe?

President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho, porn star and 5 time ultimate smackdown wrestling champion, always answered the red phone at 3am.

/told him where his biatches at

Not News: Clinton runs attack ad involving a "red phone". News: The ad uses stock footage from 8 years ago. Fark: The girl in the stock footage wants Obama to pick up the red phone (w/video interview)

Seems like the "Not News" is actually the news, and the "news" is actually not news except in relation to the "Fark."

OneMoreOpinion: Most people just don't seem to get it, seriously.
Or is it just me?
Reality check, who the hell actually believes that these libs
Are gonna keep our great
Nation safe?

I think your
post needs
more cowbell

21-7-b: hattarwf

Yeah but McCain can't lift his arms above his head, so when that phone rings at 3AM, he'll have to physically sit up, turn around to face the phone and only then can he answer it; thus wasting precious seconds in a time of emergency.

can you imagine how shiatty mccain would get if he had to answer the phone at 3 am? i think he'd just growl at it like a rabid dog

He takes his hearing aids out when he sleeps. He couldn't hear a A-4E crashing into the jungle near Hanoi, let alone a ringing phone.

AN A-4E. I swear I has me some edjumacations.

I've never been president before, so I don't know for sure, but I bet someone actually goes in and wakes the president up.

I mean, you don't just pick up a phone and wake up the leader of the free world at 3:00 a.m. directly.

Hillary may believe it works this way on account of the phone calls that came through late at night after which Bill had to leave to "handle a matter of national security."

BMFPitt:
I think your
post needs
more cowbell

I totally agree, but then what post doesn't? There's always room for more cowbell! I want to explain my joke, but it's not really very clever and that would ruin what small comedic value it might have contained.

OneMoreOpinion: ... but it's not really very clever and that would ruin what small comedic value it might have contained.

I chuckled at the teeny bit of comedic value from it ;)

Occam's Chainsaw: 21-7-b: hattarwf

Yeah but McCain can't lift his arms above his head, so when that phone rings at 3AM, he'll have to physically sit up, turn around to face the phone and only then can he answer it; thus wasting precious seconds in a time of emergency.

can you imagine how shiatty mccain would get if he had to answer the phone at 3 am? i think he'd just growl at it like a rabid dog

He takes his hearing aids out when he sleeps. He couldn't hear a A-4E crashing into the jungle near Hanoi, let alone a ringing phone.

That is a really good point.... maybe we can get a Life-alert necklace for the country and have them help us when we've fallen and can't get up.

Occam's Chainsaw

He takes his hearing aids out when he sleeps. He couldn't hear a A-4E crashing into the jungle near Hanoi, let alone a ringing phone.

true, true. mind you, i'm not so sure his undead mom sleeps at all: probably just sits at the bottom of his bed, watching over him.

she looks like she could out-shriek pretty much any banshee

hattarwf: That is a really good point.... maybe we can get a Life-alert necklace for the country and have them help us when we've fallen and can't get up.

It's funny how the economy's never near a phone when it facedives into the pavement...

21-7-b: true, true. mind you, i'm not so sure his undead mom sleeps at all: probably just sits at the bottom of his bed, watching over him.

she looks like she could out-shriek pretty much any banshee

Hmm... I think John McCain's mother just became the new Chuck Norris.

John McCain's mother doesn't sleep... she waits.

"The girl in the stock footage wants Obama to pick up the red phone"

As much as I dislike Hillary...Who farking cares?

I'm sure you could probably find a boom mic operator that did an Obama spot somewhere who would want Clinton to win.

Whooptie freakin do.

rancidPlasma

is that laura bush?

rancidPlasma

Hey, isn't see a character on the L Word?