does that headline come w/ a decoder ring?

/ouch, my head

Approves.

EM, DYSI?

I am polishing furniture because I lost a bet so I am getting a kick out of this thread

/whipped topping
/furniture polish
/both!

A bookie's got blagged last night.

I think I need more vodak in your milkshake before that headline makes any sense.

think of that headline all by yourself subby?

Man tries to clean up holding up a bookie's with read a headline a can of furniture spray, but his performance it was less than polished

Hey guys, rewax and stop giving subby such a spray. It paste to be forgiving.

/Holding up the bookies..yeah smart. That's gonna hurt

"Man tries to clean up holding up a Bookie's with.....AAAGGGHHHH...!

BOOM!

Knows a thing or two about sticking up bookies.

Holy hell subby. You can't come up with anything better than that seizure-inducing headline?

/waiting on Caturday to make it all better!

thebecoming: Knows a thing or two about sticking up bookies.

/nods approvingly

Bloodclot, Boombahcloud ire mon!


/got nuttin

Every once in a while, a headline comes up that leaves one saying "What the fark?". When this happens I suggest the Babelfish Engrish translator. It's really quite simple. All you do is take the offending headline, translate it from English to Japanese and back and the submitter's intention comes clear. Let's take today's "What the fark" headline:

submitter: Man tries to clean up holding up a bookie's with a can of furniture spray, but his performance was less than polished

What the submitter is really saying is:

submitter: But the person who in regard to the delay of bookie should become clean depending upon the can of a of the spray of the furniture you try that efficiency polishes, to be little at times

See?

thebecoming: Knows a thing or two about sticking up bookies.

And men with four fingers.

/gets out his bin-oc-u-lars

A bookies peener?

Man tries to clean up holding up a bookie's with a can of furniture spray, but his performance was less than polished

I went into the bookies with a can of Pledge and chanced my arm.

FTFY

/makes your head hurt 50% less!

puffy999: A bookie's got blagged last night.

Does anyone around here speak English? I thought you people invented the language!

/Nevermind, I'm just a silly fat bastard

That headline, make's my head hurt less than polished.

do you think the retarded headlines are the ones that admins write themselves and think are so funny they greenlight them before checking to see if they make any sense?

Who's making fun of English majors now?

but all... bets... are... off. If all bets are off, then there can't be any money can't there?

Do you know what "nemesis" means?

How many people were harmed in the writing of that headline? That was a trainwreck!

I came in for the Snatch references. I see that I beaten to them with a fifteen-inch black rubber cock.

/ Oh, wait, wrong movie

I came in for the Snatch references. I see that I was beaten to them with a fifteen-inch black rubber cock.

/ FTFM

He gets probation for three years and treatment for his depression. Look, actual steps to rehabilitate this man and help society. Over here in the USA, he would get 15 years in prison for armed robbery, at taxpayer expense, and would emerge even more desperate and mentally ill.

Isn't he doing it wrong? you're supposed to use bug spray to hold faeries at gunpoint. NOT furniture polish and bookies!

/please tell me someone remembers that particular webcomic