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(995fm.com) Amusing "I am a vagina-friendly mayor"   (thenew995fm.com) divider line 128
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Epsilon [TotalFark] 2008-03-07 06:09:27 PM  
Hey, I'm vagina friendly, too. Does a guy have to be a mayor to get some action around here?

 
nobozo 2008-03-07 06:17:42 PM  
( not touching this, even with a ten foot chocolate pole )

 
texaspatman 2008-03-07 06:43:57 PM  
That's a tongue lashing!

 
strangeguitar 2008-03-07 08:06:21 PM  
I think that's just lip service.

 
Innismir 2008-03-07 08:15:26 PM  
Somewhere in Idaho, Larry Craig's PR person goes "Damn, why didn't I think of that?"

 
E Arkhe 2008-03-07 08:15:55 PM  
"Ensler says they will celebrate V-Day's 10 years of ending violence in the world."

They're doing a spectacular job, I say.

 
angrymacface [TotalFark] 2008-03-07 08:16:40 PM  
nobozo: ( not touching this, even with a ten foot chocolate pole )

Does it have to be ten foot? I'd settle for ten inches, myself. Also, I'll take chocolate or chocolate covered.

 
mrmyxolodian 2008-03-07 08:16:45 PM  
Thats a hole lot of funny.

 
Danger Avoid Death 2008-03-07 08:17:02 PM  
He's labial to end up in the hole in this sticky situation.

 
bonnieboodickie 2008-03-07 08:17:08 PM  
well that's right up there with the funniest thing I've read today.

 
bounty 2008-03-07 08:17:17 PM  
Here, here!

/alone on a friday night

 
kilgorn 2008-03-07 08:17:48 PM  
Ticket prices range from $25 to $1000.

Suckers, I can get "in" for much less...

 
Korovyov [TotalFark] 2008-03-07 08:17:51 PM  
"I'm in." -- guess he doesn't mind making an interesting choice of words

 
Angel of Death 2008-03-07 08:18:10 PM  
Between being vagina-friendly and wanting to live in a chocolate city, Ray Nagin pretty much has the Shocker covered.

 
Acharne [TotalFark] 2008-03-07 08:18:14 PM  
I'm Vagina friendly. I'm doing my part. Are you?

 
Links 2008-03-07 08:19:29 PM  
I usually don't wear slogan T-shirts. This one I would wear.

 
dramaticpause 2008-03-07 08:19:50 PM  
He knows he needs the female vote, or it's beef curtains for him.

 
Fart_Machine 2008-03-07 08:19:56 PM  
Ah Ray, you cunning linguist.

 
Soupysales [TotalFark] 2008-03-07 08:20:21 PM  
Oprah Winfrey, Jane Fonda, Glenn Close, Salma Hayek, Sally Field, Christina Lahti and Faith Hill.

But most (not all) are vaginas I'd consider unfriendly. img1.fark.net?

 
Spoonfed'sBuddy 2008-03-07 08:20:46 PM  
Just not police-chief friendly. I hear he likes to point guns at people.

 
pianomom 2008-03-07 08:21:16 PM  
But he only likes chocolate vaginas in his city.

 
buzzgoat 2008-03-07 08:21:17 PM  
Links: I usually don't wear slogan T-shirts. This one I would wear.

Agreed

 
Shot in the Fark 2008-03-07 08:21:20 PM  
Being a gay male, I feel I should say:

I am vagina friendly.
I am also proud to be vagina free.

 
chug 2008-03-07 08:22:21 PM  
I've always thought of Nagin as more rectally-oriented.

 
21-7-b 2008-03-07 08:23:30 PM  
what was he on about god's work for?

 
Metaluna Mutant 2008-03-07 08:23:41 PM  
Obviously not a Republican.

 
Danger Avoid Death 2008-03-07 08:25:13 PM  
chug: I've always thought of Nagin as more rectally-oriented.

"Dat be da butt, Bob."

 
maxwellton 2008-03-07 08:25:59 PM  
Mayor Quim....by?


/Simpsons Fan

 
Goldstein [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-03-07 08:27:24 PM  
What are the vagistrative responsibilities that job woud entail?

 
Cuthbert Allgood 2008-03-07 08:29:01 PM  
you know who else was "vagina-friendly"...

 
The_Time_Master 2008-03-07 08:29:12 PM  
I'm standing for a platform of "EVERY WOMAN CUMS FIRST!"

/Vote The Time Master for MAYOR!

 
21-7-b 2008-03-07 08:29:57 PM  
was he talking about god's vagina? is ray a pot-head?

 
YixilTesiphon 2008-03-07 08:30:04 PM  
Are these chocolate vaginas?

 
Andrew Wiggin 2008-03-07 08:30:52 PM  
What would be a counter-platform?

"I am a vagina-hating mayor"

"I don't like cunning stunts"

 
WRDesign 2008-03-07 08:31:01 PM  
Maybe he's looking to change his image? Mayor Ray-Ray "VaJayJay" Nagin, complete with pimp attire.

Soupysales: Oprah Winfrey, Jane Fonda, Glenn Close, Salma Hayek, Sally Field, Christina Lahti and Faith Hill.

But most (not all) are vaginas I'd consider unfriendly. ?


FTW.

 
Wolfmanjames [TotalFark] 2008-03-07 08:31:47 PM  
THere's a slogan that can't be licked.

 
Scutter 2008-03-07 08:31:49 PM  
I'm a vagina polisher, so I'm really getting a kick out of these replies...

 
farkin_noob 2008-03-07 08:32:30 PM  
The_Time_Master: I'm standing for a platform of "EVERY WOMAN CUMS FIRST!"

/Vote The Time Master for MAYOR!


You got my vote!

 
Waffle of Justice 2008-03-07 08:33:08 PM  
Ladies say I look good in a mustache.

 
legion_of_doo 2008-03-07 08:33:08 PM  
Shot in the Fark: Being a gay male, I feel I should say:

I am vagina friendly.
I am also proud to be vagina free.


For every vagina you don't enjoy, I'll enjoy three!

 
bingethinker [TotalFark] 2008-03-07 08:33:29 PM  
Let's all be proud of the first mentally retarded mayor!

 
The_Sponge [TotalFark] 2008-03-07 08:35:13 PM  
pianomom: But he only likes chocolate vaginas in his city.


I was going to make a Ray Nagin joke before I even knew TFA was about him.

Mmmmmm....chocolate vaginas. Nom nom nom.

 
Five o' Clock Somewhere [TotalFark] 2008-03-07 08:37:17 PM  
Ugh, read that as vagina friendly mayo.

/I'd dip my fries in that

 
mkiii 2008-03-07 08:41:04 PM  
any respectable girl has a tighter chocolate city then v-day. i'm gonna totally pound away on it while v-day reads poetry and wants to hold hands.

 
Drew84 2008-03-07 08:44:33 PM  
www.modeldmedia.com

Must be getting a kick out of these replies...

backstory for those not in the Detroit area: http://www.detnews.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080124/METRO/801240417

//not in Detroit
///on the canuck side of the border

 
Swede 2008-03-07 08:45:28 PM  
Between being vagina-friendly and wanting to live in a chocolate city, Ray Nagin pretty much has the Shocker covered.

+1

 
Yellow Beard 2008-03-07 08:49:56 PM  
I am a vagina freindly farker.

 
thalidomide new and improved 2008-03-07 08:52:09 PM  
Shot in the Fark: Being a gay male, I feel I should say:

I am vagina friendly.
I am also proud to be vagina free.


MAN, what a homo.

 
mfaby 2008-03-07 08:52:56 PM  
Just one MORE example of down fall of the U.S.

Bread and circuses for all!

 
Onager 2008-03-07 08:55:32 PM  
legion_of_doo: Shot in the Fark: Being a gay male, I feel I should say:

I am vagina friendly.
I am also proud to be vagina free.

For every vagina you don't enjoy, I'll enjoy three!


Wouldn't that mean you'd enjoy three x all vaginas, since he'd enjoy none? So, all vaginas three times, or all Earthly vaginas, Heavenly ones, and Hellish ones? Or somewhere in-between, vis-a-vis the taint?

 
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