Hey, I'm vagina friendly, too. Does a guy have to be a mayor to get some action around here?

( not touching this, even with a ten foot chocolate pole )

That's a tongue lashing!

I think that's just lip service.

Somewhere in Idaho, Larry Craig's PR person goes "Damn, why didn't I think of that?"

"Ensler says they will celebrate V-Day's 10 years of ending violence in the world."

They're doing a spectacular job, I say.

nobozo: ( not touching this, even with a ten foot chocolate pole )

Does it have to be ten foot? I'd settle for ten inches, myself. Also, I'll take chocolate or chocolate covered.

Thats a hole lot of funny.

He's labial to end up in the hole in this sticky situation.

well that's right up there with the funniest thing I've read today.

Here, here!

/alone on a friday night

Ticket prices range from $25 to $1000.

Suckers, I can get "in" for much less...

"I'm in." -- guess he doesn't mind making an interesting choice of words

Between being vagina-friendly and wanting to live in a chocolate city, Ray Nagin pretty much has the Shocker covered.

I'm Vagina friendly. I'm doing my part. Are you?

I usually don't wear slogan T-shirts. This one I would wear.

He knows he needs the female vote, or it's beef curtains for him.

Ah Ray, you cunning linguist.

Oprah Winfrey, Jane Fonda, Glenn Close, Salma Hayek, Sally Field, Christina Lahti and Faith Hill.

But most (not all) are vaginas I'd consider unfriendly. ?

Just not police-chief friendly. I hear he likes to point guns at people.

But he only likes chocolate vaginas in his city.

Links: I usually don't wear slogan T-shirts. This one I would wear.

Agreed

Being a gay male, I feel I should say:

I am vagina friendly.
I am also proud to be vagina free.

I've always thought of Nagin as more rectally-oriented.

what was he on about god's work for?

Obviously not a Republican.

chug: I've always thought of Nagin as more rectally-oriented.

"Dat be da butt, Bob."

Mayor Quim....by?


/Simpsons Fan

What are the vagistrative responsibilities that job woud entail?

you know who else was "vagina-friendly"...

I'm standing for a platform of "EVERY WOMAN CUMS FIRST!"

/Vote The Time Master for MAYOR!

was he talking about god's vagina? is ray a pot-head?

Are these chocolate vaginas?

What would be a counter-platform?

"I am a vagina-hating mayor"

"I don't like cunning stunts"

Maybe he's looking to change his image? Mayor Ray-Ray "VaJayJay" Nagin, complete with pimp attire.

Soupysales: Oprah Winfrey, Jane Fonda, Glenn Close, Salma Hayek, Sally Field, Christina Lahti and Faith Hill.

But most (not all) are vaginas I'd consider unfriendly. ?

FTW.

THere's a slogan that can't be licked.

I'm a vagina polisher, so I'm really getting a kick out of these replies...

The_Time_Master: I'm standing for a platform of "EVERY WOMAN CUMS FIRST!"

/Vote The Time Master for MAYOR!

You got my vote!

Ladies say I look good in a mustache.

Shot in the Fark: Being a gay male, I feel I should say:

I am vagina friendly.
I am also proud to be vagina free.

For every vagina you don't enjoy, I'll enjoy three!

Let's all be proud of the first mentally retarded mayor!

pianomom: But he only likes chocolate vaginas in his city.


I was going to make a Ray Nagin joke before I even knew TFA was about him.

Mmmmmm....chocolate vaginas. Nom nom nom.

Ugh, read that as vagina friendly mayo.

/I'd dip my fries in that

any respectable girl has a tighter chocolate city then v-day. i'm gonna totally pound away on it while v-day reads poetry and wants to hold hands.

Must be getting a kick out of these replies...

backstory for those not in the Detroit area: http://www.detnews.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080124/METRO/801240417

//not in Detroit
///on the canuck side of the border

Between being vagina-friendly and wanting to live in a chocolate city, Ray Nagin pretty much has the Shocker covered.

+1

I am a vagina freindly farker.

Shot in the Fark: Being a gay male, I feel I should say:

I am vagina friendly.
I am also proud to be vagina free.

MAN, what a homo.

Just one MORE example of down fall of the U.S.

Bread and circuses for all!

legion_of_doo: Shot in the Fark: Being a gay male, I feel I should say:

I am vagina friendly.
I am also proud to be vagina free.

For every vagina you don't enjoy, I'll enjoy three!

Wouldn't that mean you'd enjoy three x all vaginas, since he'd enjoy none? So, all vaginas three times, or all Earthly vaginas, Heavenly ones, and Hellish ones? Or somewhere in-between, vis-a-vis the taint?