That is the funniest CAP alert I have read.

WOW...I'm impressed!!! He sat through more of that piece of shiat than I would ever elect to sit through. Let alone the fact he probably had to pay to get in...

Christians?? Since when do they exist.

so amazingly primative.
not that i am defending that god-awful movie;)

Heh, normaly I don't go for humor like jackass, tom green, etc. I never watched the show on MTV. But a couple guys had the film downloaded to their machine and we watched it. I have to admit I was laughing most of the way through. Some of the stuff was really nasty, though.

Also, vote for me.

I watched it. I'm going to hell. Wee!

Eight minutes! I think that's a record.

Hey! Voting!

Damn. I had $5 riding on his head exploding within 30 seconds of the opening credits.

A vote for me is a vote for big boobies!

The_Synergism:

This is no more than an opinion piece. No calcualtions were made of the eight minutes of this trash I saw.

Guess not.

There will be no CAP full analysis package for this movie prepared. This is the last you will hear about it from me and I will not discuss it. Period

Somebody needs a happy pill.

Best Jackass ever...

When the rode belt sanders as skates,

I spit my chocolate milk otta my nose after that one.

Word of advice is you must see this film: see it in an altered state. Though if you see the same previews I did (does that Adam Sandler Christmas/Hannukah cartoon seem a little Smiegel-toonesque to anyone else? that couldn't have seemed like a good idea to anyone, come on), you might feel your mind slowly shutting down Hal from 2001-style. But Jackass messed up is much better than Jackass sober.

[i]This movie is vulgarly extreme to the extreme of vulgarity.[/i]

What the fark is that supposed to mean?

Oh yeah, vote for me. I was smart enough to burn a bowl back before heading out to the theater. That's worth something, ain't it?

An electrode was applied to the space dead center in the crotch with no attempt to obscure subject and neighboring anatomy.

God gave us these body parts but they are EVIL! I will have nothing to do with this EVIL ANATOMY!

What did this farker do in HS when he had to see a penis and a vagina in his biology book?

A vote for me is a vote against fundies.

Heheheh - love the masochistic holy-rolers.

But, I'm sure he's doing it for (or to) the children.

What's the voting for again?

Crotchrocket Slim

Your statement needs an "Obvious" tag.

Everyone where I work has seen it and they all rave about it! All the reviews in the paper and TV say it's the worst thing... but I hear from everyone and they says it's the funniest movie ever!

Are the reviewers afraid to give it a good rating?

Jacka: The Movie

No wonder he didn't like it. He was watching the wrong movie. Jacka sounds like something about a kookaburra.

An electric muscle stimulator was applied to the most intimate private male parts possible and no attempts were made to hide anything

The word 'penis' is a medical term. It's all right to use it. 'Phallus' works too. Of course, the fundy Christian dogma is to pretend that genitals don't exist and that everyone in the world is anatomically incorrect, like Ken and Barbie.

That said, I refuse to see this movie. I refuse to see a lot of movies, but I refuse to see this vehemently. They should subtitle it "Young American Males Being Young American Males."

Vote for me because I clicked the checkbox.

What would I do with out CAP to tell me what movies to see?
We need a movie review system to tell us which movies have boobies and violence.

no, they are just smarter than your friends

The Cap Guy's gonna snap and take hostages.. inside... a theater... oh wait...

What would I do with out CAP to tell me what movies to see?

You'd never see anything. Are there any movies he likes? Did he condemn Mary Poppins because the kids don't obey their tyrannical father and Mary uses devilish magic?

FifthColumn,

If you had checked voting, I would vote for you now.

Unrelated but:

I just got back from the Tenacious D concert at the Brixton Academy.

All I can say is, CAP would have been mortified.


I loved it. you have not lived until you see Jack Black give birth to a "butt baby" then give it to somebody in the crowd, what a show.

I feel horrible....i want to live a cristian life, yet i laughed uncontrollably at this movie....makes me feel like i dont have what it takes to live a cristian life....

hey, how do i DL the movie? i tried imesh, but no luck. yes, i know for this im going to hell. i was already well on my way. for real, please tell me. i dont want to spend 10 bucks to watch a shiaty movie when i can do it for free.
thanks farkers.

Vote for me. Nothing further.

Oh yeah! vote for me!

"I normally do no research about a movie before I see it to avoid accusations of selectivity and skewing of the data, but I think that will change now."

Apparently he went in not knowing a thing about the movie! Hahahaha!

Movie ticket: $7.50
Snacks: $9.00
The look on the CAP guy's face: Priceless!

I was waiting for the moment cap would review them.

VOTE FOR ME!!

Voodoo -- A vote for FifthColumn is a vote for Scientology.

If your movie doesn't offend the CAP guy, you're not trying hard enough.

Why would anyone ever bother seeing this movie. Give me a break. If I wanted to see stupid guys do assinine and dangerous things for fun, I'd go down to frat row. Boring. Oh yeah......vote for me.

The wicked freely strut about...

boy, do we ever.

omg you know this CAP guy secretly is like ozzy Osbourne or something.

voting enabled? ehh... maybe I'll photoshopt a "Cap-Ass" type deal oOo

anyways, I personally thought Jackass would suck... but seeing as a couple of my friends wanted to see it, and I'm such a social person, I went along...

needless to say, I did enjoy it (and I didn't like the TV show), but I hated the TV show because 3/4th of each episode was some sort of boring drinking game, which I'm sure was fun at the time... but do we need to show it on TV?

VOTE FOR ... someone more deserving than me, someone who doesn't cause millions of kittens to die each day, and someone who doesn't take pride in his agnosticism -> athiesm (really depends on my mood, and if I want to piss off any christians)

Pfft, CAP was offended by a fundamentalist Christian movie.

Oddly enough, Mary Poppins is the only movie that CAP has ever given a perfect score.
I seem to remember Mary Poppins being able to fly and all that. Sounds like a witch to me. Not to mention I just really dislike that movie.

...For once I agree with CAP... This movie is beyond useless. If I want to see Darwinistic displays I'll watch extreme sports. This is just displays of idiocy.

-Nicoli

And all of Fark gives one resounding: "Duuuuh!"

And why the fark is voting enabled in this thread?

i didn't see the movie. it's probably not inaccurate to say i've outgrown stuff like that.

BUT - that doesn't mean you shouldn't enjoy it! what's your bible got to say about that, CAPboy?

I saw this movie after 5 beers and 2 bowls of kind bud...all of which was taken behind the theatre.

I cried for the next 2 hours. Farking hilarious stuff

If ya wanna download the movie maybe give edonkey2000 a try?

A thought occurs to me...doesn't Jackass mean donkey? So the title would indicate that these idiots were acting like donkeys, and not the rear-facing private parts, or however this guy would phrase it. Quick, somebody email this guy and tell him.

If hes so religeous, why did he go into a movie called "Jackass" in the first place? Is it me, or do these christians love pickin' fights? Like that big fight they picked back in the middle ages. Called the Crusades or something, wasn't it?