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(CNNSI) Ironic Bengals win big. Everyone shocked   (sportsillustrated.cnn.com) divider line 91
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Squidward 2002-11-03 04:35:05 PM  
First "The Santa Clause 2" tops the box office, now this. Signs of the Apocalypse?

 
stubblyhead 2002-11-03 04:35:05 PM  
nooo!! c'mon you guys, you were so close to a perfect season, unsullied by a single win! what happened?

 
NightGyr 2002-11-03 04:36:26 PM  
anybody want to guess how many "this isn't ironic" comments there'll be?

 
Bon Jovi Toothpicks 2002-11-03 04:36:36 PM  
There is no god

 
Wieland_the_Newfangled 2002-11-03 04:36:45 PM  
Agin the goddamn Houston Texans.

 
Simpatico 2002-11-03 04:39:13 PM  
WooHoo - playoff tickets are being printed as we speak......NOT!

 
sailboat 2002-11-03 04:39:55 PM  
I'd

hit

the

defensive

line.

 
sevah 2002-11-03 04:40:20 PM  
HOORAY!

the bengals > * ... but yeah, it's ironic alright.

 
DaLinuxNut 2002-11-03 04:42:20 PM  
Oh gimme a break, the Texans lost to the BENGALS? And yet they beat the Cowboys... now that is ironic... "don'tcha think?"

 
DaLinuxNut 2002-11-03 04:43:00 PM  


BENGALS WIN!


 
maimzini [TotalFark] 2002-11-03 04:43:30 PM  
See what happens when you stop referring to "x's" and "o's" as kisses and hugs?

I guess inserting those Pass, Punt & Kick winners did the trick.

 
Ouroborus 2002-11-03 04:46:13 PM  
I'm not shocked, I'm disappointed

 
wydok 2002-11-03 04:47:17 PM  
anybody want to guess how many "this isn't ironic" comments there'll be?

At least 1, but less than infinity. Here, I'll start.

This isn't ironic.

 
Penance 2002-11-03 04:48:02 PM  
The bengals new mascot:
http://wolf.webcruiser.org/index.php?ref=76622

I'd hit it.

 
Forsythe P. Jones [TotalFark] 2002-11-03 04:48:22 PM  
Buccaneers-38
Vikings-24

 
Furnace 2002-11-03 04:55:09 PM  
Man, there's gonna be a shiatload of white women gettin' farked tonight!

 
JmB6824 2002-11-03 04:58:30 PM  
Bengals WIN BIG....france surrenders!

 
Airwalk 2002-11-03 04:59:11 PM  
It was against the Texans. The Texans are like a doorknob, everyone gets a turn.

 
Miles_OToole 2002-11-03 05:01:01 PM  
Bengals win? Even a blind squirrel finds a nut once in awhile.

 
daredeviltravis 2002-11-03 05:01:08 PM  
lol AIRWALK. except the whorey DALLAS COWBOYS....

/(insert Nick Nolte "agh jeez" sigh here)

 
Out Of Bounds [TotalFark] 2002-11-03 05:01:28 PM  
And now, the Jets are leading the Chargers.

I'll be in my bunker if anyone needs me.

 
somefool 2002-11-03 05:03:09 PM  
Oh damn! Has hell frozen over?

 
daredeviltravis 2002-11-03 05:14:27 PM  
somefool, we better get little nicky on the case.....

 
BiggMak 2002-11-03 05:15:23 PM  
I'm glad they won. I think their uniforms are much neater than Houston's.

 
Patron 2002-11-03 05:16:10 PM  
Who wrote this, Alanis Morrisette?

 
DiggidyDan 2002-11-03 05:17:56 PM  
har har. . . yoo misspeld by!

 
w1ld0 2002-11-03 05:23:47 PM  
What's wrong with FARK?

 
ROCKSURFER 2002-11-03 05:36:41 PM  
Truly fits the tag the Bengal's did something they should not have.... win!

 
psyco1 2002-11-03 05:39:04 PM  
I was hoping for the big "o"fer the year so maybe everyone would quit going to the games and hit Mike Brown in the only place he cares about....his wallet.

Maybe then he'd get a gen. manager and get his fingers out of the day to day running of the team.

 
ROCKSURFER 2002-11-03 05:39:55 PM  
What Hi School team did they put in the Bengals uniforms to win this game it's unbelievable.

 
GimpRulez 2002-11-03 05:41:24 PM  

I didn't know the Bangles could play football. (!?!?)

 
ROCKSURFER 2002-11-03 05:41:37 PM  
Yea I know I mis-spelled High School... shad-up!

 
FifthColumn 2002-11-03 05:42:27 PM  
you misspelled "shut up," too.

 
Antimatter 2002-11-03 05:46:35 PM  
I bet there's one guy out there who actually bet on the bangels to win, and is now rolling in the cash.
Lucky SOB.

 
king_nacho [TotalFark] 2002-11-03 05:46:56 PM  
Why does somebody always complain about sports scores?

 
doctechnical 2002-11-03 05:47:28 PM  
Woohoo! That sawbuck I put on Cinci nets me profit of ...

$13.50. Well, evidently not everyone was shocked.

 
GimpRulez 2002-11-03 05:48:16 PM  
He also misspelled "misspelled".

 
rbaron71 [TotalFark] 2002-11-03 05:48:27 PM  
Well, it was "guaranteed win" day.

 
ROCKSURFER 2002-11-03 05:52:53 PM  
oh fark! Damn can't even spell that right.

 
MattIQof140 2002-11-03 05:54:50 PM  
Im english - Who's the best team in the whole game?

 
ROCKSURFER 2002-11-03 05:56:55 PM  
That's right you big bully pick on the new kid, you know you couldn't beat-up anyone else

/spellcheck

 
DBCooper 2002-11-03 05:58:28 PM  
The Patriots are the best team. No, I'm serious.

 
krugar 2002-11-03 05:59:40 PM  
Not only that the Lions won too!! Of course, it was only the Dallas Cowgirls so it really shouldn't count. But hey, did you check out that all-time rushing yards gainer this week? He got less then 60... again... Come ladies start the rookie. Enough with Emmitt already. I am Emmitt Smith.

 
MattIQof140 2002-11-03 06:01:01 PM  
no, no joking. Who's top of the league? I need to know this stuff

 
ROCKSURFER 2002-11-03 06:01:44 PM  
The Patriots "were" the best team yes really

 
MattIQof140 2002-11-03 06:04:44 PM  
oh right thanks. and which city are they? denver? i don't know!

 
DBCooper 2002-11-03 06:15:12 PM  
Sorry. The New England Patriots (from just outside of Boston) won the Super Bowl last year, which means THEY ARE THE CHAMPIONS until someone proves otherwise.

 
ROCKSURFER 2002-11-03 06:20:42 PM  
current NFL standings
Tampa Bay 7 2 0
San Diego 6 1 0
Green Bay 6 1 0
Philadelphia 6 2 0
Denver 6 2 0
New Orleans 6 2 0
Miami 5 2 0
San Francisco 5 2 0
Pittsburgh 5 3 0
Atlanta 5 3 0
Buffalo 5 4 0
Arizona 4 3 0
Oakland 4 3 0
Indianapolis 4 4 0
Tennessee 4 4 0
Kansas City 4 4 0
New England 4 4 0
Cleveland 4 5 0
Jacksonville 3 4 0
N.Y. Giants 3 4 0
Washington 3 4 0
Baltimore 3 5 0
Detroit 3 5 0
Carolina 3 5 0
Dallas 3 6 0
Seattle 2 5 0
St. Louis 2 5 0
N.Y. Jets 2 5 0
Houston 2 6 0
Chicago 2 6 0
Minnesota 2 6 0
Cincinnati 1 7 0*

*not to worry they still get the first draft pick

 
ROCKSURFER 2002-11-03 06:21:49 PM  
From champion to cellar woo hooo!

 
SkunkDuster 2002-11-03 06:27:00 PM  
If I remember correctly, Miami had a perfect winning season many years back, but does anybody know if any NFL team has ever had a perfect losing season?

 
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