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(Detroit News) Asinine Fire chief informs city he's afraid of heights and can't climb ladders   (detnews.com) divider line 24
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irockalot 2002-11-03 01:35:42 PM  
ok...let him try and save people from a burning house without one...that oughtta fix him.

 
MatthewCole 2002-11-03 01:38:48 PM  
Why not just use him for simply management, or for some of the training? Then again if he cannot perform one of the basic requirements of his job, then maybe it's time for him to find a new line of work.

 
krystal_i 2002-11-03 01:40:47 PM  
wow

 
Thangle 2002-11-03 01:58:30 PM  
How'd he manage to pass the firemen's exams and the like? Aren't you required to use ladders in training?

 
FifthColumn 2002-11-03 01:58:37 PM  
I'm deathly afraid of foreigners, so maybe I should work in US customs.

On a side note, I'm sick and tired of Firefighter chiefs and their deep pockets!

 
ROCKSURFER 2002-11-03 02:01:26 PM  
Unless he's just in administration I think that he would have trained as a rookie (which would include climbing ladders reppelling down the sides of buildings) unless this hick town (sounds like one) just gives you a badge and a hose and says put out that trash fire and you are a firefighter, or maybe he is just looking for his retirement benefits a little early and came up with this bullsh*&t.

 
pike47 2002-11-03 02:06:23 PM  
Can someone please show me the part of the article that says the fire CHIEF is afraid to climb a ladder? Thanks.

 
w3nis 2002-11-03 02:11:01 PM  
Im not so sure about mexico being a supplier of any kind of high grade marijuana

 
irockalot 2002-11-03 02:13:59 PM  
"Basically, he has made us aware that he cannot climb ladders," said Supervisor John Brennan.

like that one?

 
irockalot 2002-11-03 02:14:57 PM  
oooh, chief... yeah, i see that one.

 
Drumblestunk 2002-11-03 02:34:29 PM  
Hooker informs johns she's afraid of hoses, can't ... you know

 
Bottomfeeder 2002-11-03 02:36:00 PM  
Pike47: You're right---it's the captain they're talking about. The chief doesn't figure into it. If it WERE the chief I wouldn't have a problem with it, since his job is to stay on the ground and frown thoughtfully at the building plans while orchestrating the attack on the fire. But the captain...that's different. He (or she) actually has to go put the wet stuff on the red stuff, as they say in the business.

 
pike47 2002-11-03 02:37:39 PM  
Bottomfeeder - Exactly. Thank you.

 
FifthColumn 2002-11-03 03:01:06 PM  
He (or she) actually has to go put the wet stuff on the red stuff, as they say in the business.


HOT!

 
Holmie00 2002-11-03 03:06:07 PM  
how did he hide this problem for 20 years with the fire department?

 
shiki 2002-11-03 03:31:26 PM  
This makes me think of those fat cops you see every so often at gas stations and malls and stuff... I worry sometimes that someone's going to try to do something, and the cop will either take too long to get to me or pass out from the exercise or something...

 
Squidward 2002-11-03 03:41:07 PM  
Could be worse, he could be afraid of fires. At least they are some fires on ground level he can put out.

 
Holmie00 2002-11-03 03:46:04 PM  
shiki- i always wonder the same thing. i think if cops get fat they should be put on probation.

 
maimzini [TotalFark] 2002-11-03 04:11:07 PM  
Give him campfire duty!

 
kayinetik 2002-11-03 08:59:14 PM  
Just so everyone knows....Macomb township isn't a hick town...

 
pike47 2002-11-03 11:49:49 PM  
Sorry Kayinetik, but if it's a TOWNSHIP then it qualifies as a hick town. Same goes for villages. Otherwise it would be a city.

 
LordOfThePings [TotalFark] 2002-11-04 12:27:29 AM  

 
PlatinumDragon 2002-11-04 10:57:07 AM  
Hell, this guy could probably make deputy chief in Tecumseh as long as he hates the union.

I'm so glad dad's retiring soon; he doesn't need to take the crap that's happened there.

 
happyfunwow 2002-12-13 06:18:49 PM  
soviet russia

 
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