Wait, she has fans?

*bracing for KHITBASH*

Emmerson nice titties.

Who the hell submitted that fifth-grade garbage?

Well, maybe she'd have fewer stalkers if she didn't dress like a hoooor.

Nine Foot Worm Creates Own Food: Emmerson nice titties.

Agreed.

No, they just have bad taste in music.

Wow. She has really , uh, bloomed.

No way, no way.

Someone finally told her, huh?

I admit it's weird that people would be fans of that emo shiatbag...

I think I'd have a lot more respect for her if she could find some way to more intelligently voice an opinion. Her and I are about the same age, but she still talks like a goddamn mallrat.

BobtheFascist: Wow. She has really , uh, bloomed.

"Bloomed"? (new window)

"I've had women tell me they named their daughters after me, which is kind of weird, because I think people will hear their name and totally think of me."

Like, oh my god, I know! I mean, I heard that the French word for "April" was "Avril" and I was all, like, why would they name their month after the singer? That's, like, so weird! French people are dumb.

aniktwo: BobtheFascist: Wow. She has really , uh, bloomed.

"Bloomed"? (new window)

God, I can't get the link to work:

http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/007632.html

smartypants: I think I'd have a lot more respect for her if she could find some way to more intelligently voice an opinion. Her She and I are about the same age, but she still talks like a goddamn mallrat.

FTFY, mallrat!

Her "fan" is "a weirdo"? Isn't there only one?

aniktwo: aniktwo: BobtheFascist: Wow. She has really , uh, bloomed.

"Bloomed"? (new window)

God, I can't get the link to work:

http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/007632.html

that looks like a push-up and tape job to me

Why did I read this two weeks ago when my maxim magazine was delivered to my house?

Way to be the most news breaking "The Best Who"...

chitownmike: aniktwo: aniktwo: BobtheFascist: Wow. She has really , uh, bloomed.

"Bloomed"? (new window)

God, I can't get the link to work:

http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/007632.html

that looks like a push-up and tape job to me

Yeah, maybe. She's just so unpleasant that I like to think anything negative about her is true. ;P

FTFA Yes, and if someone were named Avril, I'd think that they will eventually kill their parents in their sleep when they are 14. I know I would.

ummm....WTF?

dickkead: Why did I read this two weeks ago when my maxim magazine was delivered to my house?

Way to be the most news breaking "The Best Who"...

You read Maxim? You realize that you can get actual porn for free on the Interwebz, right?

I don't understand how people can hate Avril Lavigne. Sure, some of her music isn't good.

... what's the big deal? Her music is for 14-18 year old girls. Blatantly. Of course most people have musical tastes a bit more sophisticated than that. Let them have their bone.

/Unwanted was a good song

Avril Lavigne thinks says her fans are weirdos so she gets some publicity.

Fixed.

Ok, so Avril is a biatch. She hates her fans. She can't pronounce David Bowie's name correctly.

But her chest! Think about her chest!!

its nice to see an artist in touch with her fans

i'm not gonna read the article and just say...

no shiat.

El Freak:

You read Maxim? You realize that you can get actual porn for free on the Interwebz, right?

Well, I read it on the can (it's better than most magazines, and the trash articles in real porn magazines are horrible at best), and it actually has some of the best articles for people my age. You'd be surprised.

What a douchecoont.

dickhead: Well, I read it on the can (it's better than most magazines, and the trash articles in real porn magazines are horrible at best), and it actually has some of the best articles for people my age. You'd be surprised.



I didn't know "retarded" was an age.

i literally hate avril

I thought her fans were deaf.

Moses To Sandy Koufax: dickhead: Well, I read it on the can (it's better than most magazines, and the trash articles in real porn magazines are horrible at best), and it actually has some of the best articles for people my age. You'd be surprised.



I didn't know "retarded" was an age.

I lol'd

hip_replacement: i literally hate avril

You're speaking figuratively. I think.

Let's see...

Pretty girl.
Good musical ability.
Dresses like a tart.
Too much eye make-up. (too much make-up, period)
Loves to perform.
Hates her fans.
Wants to be respected for her talent.
When she does interviews, she flips everyone off, talks trash, and dresses like a teenager who just shopped the Goodwill (or Victoria's Secret).
And she thinks her fans are wierdos.

/this is not a pot
//that's not a kettle
///but they're black

Well... I'm sure some of her fans are weirdos and stalkers. Comes with the territory. The article is taking some snippets of things she said and using them out of context, for the purpose of bashing a celeb. Dumb.

LonMead: When she does interviews, she flips everyone off, talks trash, and dresses like a teenager who just shopped the Goodwill (or Victoria's Secret).

You forgot Hot Topic. I'm sure a large portion of her wardrobe is from there.

She must have a new album coming out. She pulled this "look at me! I'm an attention whore" crap last time her album bombed. She talked trash about pop stars, said she likes girls, got fake tits, the usual.

I just wish she would DIAF. I can normally just ignore pop music but she really gets under my skin. Kind of like Ashley Simpson.

If by fan you mean "wanna stick it in her butt" then I'm guilty.

Can't we just do like people did in the 80's when people did things like this and have a public steamrolling of her CDs?

She still has fans? I thought she lost them all to "High School Musical". Nice one, Avril. Enjoy playing state fairs and chicken n' ribs festivals soon!