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Canada.com?

So, the Manchurian Candidate it is huh?

Even Pete could never have expected such a quick appearance of repeat!

Waiting for snarly McCain pic.

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Didi Mao!!

/too soon?

Folks, he's got to keep from dying of old age before the election.

JimmyMAC!

No newsflash? No snark? No nothing?

Lame.

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John McBush?

I'm glad the best Republican got it.

/it's always nice to have a Plan B

He may have clinched the nod, but his team isn't going to take the championship.

/me obliges
//bastard hotlinker

But was the anus remarkable?

I love how he's won it before the votes have even been counted.

Cubs fans know how it feels.

You know what would be funny...to come up with a play on words using his now-defeated rivals name, emphasizing that McCain won and his rival lost.

So are we gonna be in Iraq for 100 years or not? He just changed his tune completely.

Hey! Don't be so quick to declare a winner yet, Ron Paul is still in there!

/glad to be hearing the last of this

Ask and you shall receive.

Bek: Waiting for snarly McCain pic.

I loved his victory speech--"I will run a repectful campaign....Oh, and vote for me instead of those other two empty suits, or else the terrorists will win."

Carrying Texas, Ohio and Texas, McCain secured the 1,191 delegates he needed and was planning to head to the White House

I see they're hiring Slashdot editors at Newsday

I still hope that he pulls a 180 on his policies and returns to the McCain 4 years ago... that'd piss a bunch of people off...

/long shot

I, for one, welcome our next Republican overlord. Congrats, McCain.

Lets get this started lolmccain thread

LandOfChocolate: Carrying Texas, Ohio and Texas, McCain secured the 1,191 delegates he needed and was planning to head to the White House

I see they're hiring Slashdot editors at Newsday


I like Texas.

/not rly

Humph.... so the GOP fall guy is in place.
Up next, the black Democrat who will get blamed for not turning everything around in 4 years.

Politics are a fun game

McCain clinches GOP Presidential nomination.

C'mon folks, at this point I think we can pretty much call that GAME.

Does McCain even know about this? I mean it IS past his bedtime.

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Fear,Fear,Fear...a long running GOP tradition

GREAT!

This guy is George W. Bush on steroids. Lets keep our troops for 100 years. Good Idea!

The_Mad_Dutchman: Hey! Don't be so quick to declare a winner yet, Ron Paul is still in there!

/glad to be hearing the last of this

Yeah, I'm curious, since Mitt Romney suspended his campaign rather than dropping out, but Ron Paul's still in it, who gets all the delegates if McCain dies or has a stroke or something? Could we actually have a Ron Paul nomination happen somehow?

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Of course it's "canada.com". Even before the NAFTA thing we rigged your elections. And the Super Bowl.

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TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Presidential nomination.

Gordon Bennett...

What made ya think that they are here ONLY for Paul's presidency?

;)

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Tease.

maybe huckabee and paul wont quit!

I'm not dead yet.

But I don't want to go on the cart.

I think I'll go for a walk now.

I feel... happy.

From one crooked candidate to the next.

Oh, there's a big surprise. That's an incredible... I think I'm going to have a heart attack and die, from that surprise.