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ACM=Academy of Crappy Music?
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Do you mean his relationship with Renee Zellwegger was the "worst marital screw up"? It really wasn't that bad at all. Seems pretty amicable actually.

I still the most unlikely country music marriage of all time was when Lyle Lovett somehow bagged Julia Roberts.

KellyLockhart: I still the most unlikely country music marriage of all time was when Lyle Lovett somehow bagged Julia Roberts.

She just liked him for his large band.

He's like the Jimmy Buffett of country. And I mean that in the worst Floridiot-who's-so-sick-of-Jimmy-Buffett-he'd-fly-a-plane-into-Margaritaville way. Like JB, he seems like a really nice guy, his songs are just all the same.

Ghey.

They have a country music awards show every month.

No honky tonk in any of it, and that's why Hank, Johnny, George, Merle, etc will always be the face of country music. Not, whoever is on CMT this month.

I love Lyle Lovett. I think Julia left when she realized they would make some butt-ugly kids.

/Cheseny doesn't like the ladies.

barneyfifesbullet: They have a country music awards show every month.

No honky tonk in any of it, and that's why Hank, Johnny, George, Merle, etc will always be the face of country music. Not, whoever is on CMT this month.

preach on, brotherman.

JC

Kenny Chesney = Gayer than a fannypack full of rainbows

kanesays: Kenny Chesney = Gayer than a fannypack full of rainbows

Gayer than Elton John's dildo collection.

I'm glad to hear that I'm not the only one who thinks Kenny C. is gayer than AIDS.

barneyfifesbullet: They have a country music awards show every month.

No honky tonk in any of it, and that's why Hank, Johnny, George, Merle, etc will always be the face of country music. Not, whoever is on CMT this month.


Approves............

If these guys Link (new window) had an awards show I'd be violently interested.

Top Male Vocalist? Funny, I pegged him as a screaming bottom.

superspeck: If these guys Link (new window) had an awards show I'd be violently interested.

WOW did I read that url wrong at first

This thread needs more Carrie Underwood.

or what? you're going to set my country music award on fire?

but the universe needs LESS carrie underwood

Wait, are you implying that come country music is actually good?

/besides Neil Young?
//Please do tell

ACM = Associate for Computing Machinery

He's like what Jimmy Buffet would be if his songs were even shiatter than they already are, and he was a hillbilly.

But still, not bad for a doofus from Gibbs High School.

I once asked my friend Shane why Gibbs H.S. looked almost exactly like the main building at the Knox County Sheriff's Detention Center on the outside, his response:"Not just on the outside, dude!"

But I digress

Oh, and some more Carrie Underwood...

Further proof that the spirit of innovation and adventure in the music industry is still dead as a doornail.

Cyxneo: Wait, are you implying that come country music is actually good?

/besides Neil Young?
//Please do tell

Would like to have a word with you

not impressed

I think someone needs to tell Kenny C he's gay. And then he can join the Communards.