Holy shiat. I had tongue cancer and I didn't know Eddie had the same problem.

Wow. I know how shiatty that is, I hope it hasn't returned.

This must be related to the throat cancer Geddy Lee has been dealing with off and on since the 70s.

/and the cause of poor Ace Frehley's untimely demise.

well, i hope it's not true.

because if it is....not good.

That headline was evil.... +1

/big fan

this headline is full of OMGYES.

+1

You'd think all that whisky would keep it killed.

Uhhh, he's drying out people. Lots of sources have said he's at a narcotic rehab for his drinking. There's also been reports of hearing loss and vertigo, which may be part of it, but do you honestly thing THIS (new window) is caused by tongue cancer?!

If a rocker is to come down with it, I thought it would be Gene Simmons. God knows where that tongue has been.

He hawd tung canter tew? Fawk. I know da fweeln.

Thanks, Subby, for my one way ticket to hell.

Best. Farking. Headline. Evar.

Thinking about his diseased tounge really gives me the shivvers

This headline bwought to you by Baba Wawa.

Is he still blaming this on something other than his smoking?

As soon as he beat tongue cancer last time, he went immediately back to pounding down Marlboros by the cartonload.

Might wanna ease up on those things, Ed.

Valerie Bertinelli's coont is evil!

Since Eddie's been smoking nonstop since the last time he recovered, and drinking nonstop since he left rehab, I'm thinking he might just possibly be his own worst enemy.

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Since Eddie's been smoking nonstop since the last time he recovered, and drinking nonstop since he left rehab, I'm thinking he might just possibly be his own worst enemy.

THIS

5150cd: Uhhh, he's drying out people. Lots of sources have said he's at a narcotic rehab for his drinking. There's also been reports of hearing loss and vertigo, which may be part of it, but do you honestly thing THIS (new window) is caused by tongue cancer?!

Ed has been dry since before they began the tour. The video you linked to has been discussed over and over, and that was an equipment problem, not an Eddie problem.

Subby Top notch headline!

It made me giggle!

/+3

Poor Eddie.....I saw VH in October, awesome concert!

lilygirl: Poor Eddie.....I saw VH in October, awesome concert!

Yup, they were awesome in Vegas in December.

But I thought he claimed to have discovered the cure for cancer.

subby needs to DIAF

if someone gets sick its not funny unless its tatsuma. actually even then its not funny.

you suck subby and I wish bad things to you

/karmas a biatch

Sarcastica75: Best. Farking. Headline. Evar.

I don't know if it's the best, but it certainly is the most tasteless...

demanton:Ed has been dry since before they began the tour. The video you linked to has been discussed over and over, and that was an equipment problem, not an Eddie problem.

You think if he had cancer he would keep touring? Seems to me that if my life was in danger I would quit everything and focus on getting better. Or in Eddie's case, I'd continue to keep smoking carton after carton while drinking some Smokin' Loon wine.

dittybopper: Sarcastica75: Best. Farking. Headline. Evar.

I don't know if it's the best, but it certainly is the most tasteless...

oh, man... i lol'd. Fark is bad for my soul.

dittybopper: Sarcastica75: Best. Farking. Headline. Evar.

I don't know if it's the best, but it certainly is the most tasteless...

It's likely that Eddie has a problem tasting too.

Dat's wight, Eddie Van Haywen ... you get the cantew of the tung won mow time.

Congwadzuashins, Homestaw Wunnow.

Tongue Cancer GIS

My dad is recovering from tongue cancer. They took out the left half of his tongue.
He's finished his chemo and radiation.
If Eddie really is going through it again, my sympathies to him. I know what hell my dad has gone through.

that's what happens when you toss DLR's salad

He just needs to lay off the diseased snatch.

subby needs to DIAF

if someone gets sick its not funny unless its tatsuma. actually even then its not funny.

you suck subby and I wish bad things to you

/karmas a biatch

You act like wishing bad things on a person is better than making a joke about another's sickness.

You wanna be careful. Might get a dose of your own medicine.

Vertical_vorticity: Dat's wight, Eddie Van Haywen ... you get the cantew of the tung won mow time.

Congwadzuashins, Homestaw Wunnow.

ya dun er great joerb dere.

Jesus Christ in a sidecar- no WONDER Wolfie eats like an elephant... imagine watching your dad be such a mess.

I hope he can lick it.

"tongue cancer"??

Has anyone checked Valerie's cooch?!

That's a shame, but I really haven't cared about what happens to Eddie Van Halen since he kicked Michael Anthony out of the band.

CaptainFatass: That's a shame, but I really haven't cared about what happens to Eddie Van Halen since he kicked Michael Anthony out of the band.

yeah seriously. this couldnt happen to a nicer guy.

Right now, Eddie has a hard time talking


/aisle seat please

Drummer: "tongue cancer"??

Has anyone checked Valerie's cooch?!

Are you looking for volunteers?

CaptainFatass: That's a shame, but I really haven't cared about what happens to Eddie Van Halen since he kicked Michael Anthony out of the band.

Anthony was not kicked form the band..... The Van Halen brothers just did work without him and eventually stopped calling.

And as for Eddie.... blaming the fact that you had mouth cancer before on metal guitar picks and not the fact that you smoke and drink as much as Keith Richards is just retarded

They kicked Mike out. They didn't even respect him enough to tell him to his face. They just started telling everyone Eddie's fat kid was gonna play bass in Van Halen.

Eddie got pissed at Mike over something silly because Eddie is a dick on the Steve Perry level of dicks. Al went along with it because he does whatever Eddie tells him to do. Just like always.

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Guitar player Eddie Van Halen, August 2007 (Michael Buckner, Getty Images) Rockers Van Halen canceled a string of comeback gigs so guitarist Eddie Van Halen could return to rehab to be treated for alcoholism, according to reports.
The band rescheduled two concerts in Virginia and Georgia at the end of last month and another this week, prompting internet reports claiming all tour dates had been pulled indefinitely.

Representatives for the rockers insist the tour is still on, despite announcing Van Halen "is undergoing a battery of comprehensive medical tests to determine a defined diagnosis and recommended medical procedures."

Now sources tell the National Enquirer the 53-year-old guitarist checked himself into a clinic near San Antonio, Texas, so he could detox for a week after a furious backstage bust-up in Florida with his 17-year-old son and bandmate Wolfgang.

An insider says, "It was the big what-if of the tour - whether Eddie could stay sober."

"Wolf hates it when his dad drinks. He knew Eddie was drunk onstage that night, and was acting cold to him, which set Eddie off. Eddie went beserk and started yanking guitar cables from the pedal boards and throwing cigarettes around onstage."

"At the end of the concert, Eddie was so mad at Wolf, he punched the amp speaker, knocking it over."

Van Halen enjoyed a stint in rehab last year, which delayed plans for the comeback tour.
I'm hoping that's a true story.
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What kind of stupid comment is that, "enjoyed a stinit in rehab"? Does anyone ever enjoy being in rehab? I would think NE could write a better line than that.

I buy this report hook, line and sinker. Putting various comments and rumors together, this sounds totally plausible.
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What kind of stupid comment is that, "enjoyed a stinit in rehab"? Does anyone ever enjoy being in rehab? I would think NE could write a better line than that.
Maybe not the first week or two, but I'm sure that after they get clean and have been there a few weeks they are enjoying life more than when they were toasted out of their mind 24/7.
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Guitar player Eddie Van Halen, August 2007 (Michael Buckner, Getty Images) Rockers Van Halen canceled a string of comeback gigs so guitarist Eddie Van Halen could return to rehab to be treated for alcoholism, according to reports.
The band rescheduled two concerts in Virginia and Georgia at the end of last month and another this week, prompting internet reports claiming all tour dates had been pulled indefinitely.

Representatives for the rockers insist the tour is still on, despite announcing Van Halen "is undergoing a battery of comprehensive medical tests to determine a defined diagnosis and recommended medical procedures."

Now sources tell the National Enquirer the 53-year-old guitarist checked himself into a clinic near San Antonio, Texas, so he could detox for a week after a furious backstage bust-up in Florida with his 17-year-old son and bandmate Wolfgang.

An insider says, "It was the big what-if of the tour - whether Eddie could stay sober."

"Wolf hates it when his dad drinks. He knew Eddie was drunk onstage that night, and was acting cold to him, which set Eddie off. Eddie went beserk and started yanking guitar cables from the pedal boards and throwing cigarettes around onstage."

"At the end of the concert, Eddie was so mad at Wolf, he punched the amp speaker, knocking it over."

Van Halen enjoyed a stint in rehab last year, which delayed plans for the comeback tour.

FARKING TOLD YOU SO PEOPLE!

Sarcastica75: Best. Farking. Headline. Evar.

/dis.

So now he really will have taste for shiat?