Is his backup, Jim McMahon, ready to take the reins of the offense?

Bull honkey. He'll change his mind.

/furst?

First!

Goodnight funnyman.

Hmmm, I dunno why he wouldn't give it one more shot for a ring.

Rats!

xcracer: First!

First to fail, maybe.

Too bad really, he was an awesome athlete and the face of the NFL, hopefully he doesnt do more movies!

Glad I got to see him play live at the Ralph.

Class act all the way

put on sports tab please

Good for him.

expected to take the QB coach job at Southern Miss...

Favre to QB's "Just do what comes natural....throw an interception or a touchdown..its easy."

based on how great he was this past season and the low liklihood of doing it again and the solid play of aaron rodgers behind him, i think this is the right time. sure he didn't beat the giants, but he is going out still on top.

I think a fork is better than a syringe loaded with HGH in your ass.

/Yes, I'll repeat that under oath.

I now introduce you to Brett Favre, the John Kerry of pro football.

To quote Bush:
"Flip flop, flip flop, flip flop! FLIP FLOP!"

I just wish the man would make up his damn mind...

goodbye quarterback, stay retired

Ironman my ass. he should have played until he missed his first game and then retired immediately following that non-start.

Goodbye, and good riddance. John Madden will have to find another d*ck to suck on this year.

Coincidentally, it's snowing in Illinois today; the frozen tears of millions of Packers fans are blowing in from the north.

"Everybody Freeze! Hit the Ground"

"Well, which is it? If I hit the ground, I can't freeze, I'd be in motion..."

/or something like that

Who? Oh he plays that quaint little game.

TheEvans: I now introduce you to Brett Favre, the John Kerry of pro football.

except he won something.

Well, at least the Bears won't be last next season.

GB finishes 8-8.

NFC North dogfight predictions:

Vikings 11-5
Bears 10-6
Packers 7-9
Lions 6-10

not buying it

Come on, if Morten Anderson can still do it, you can Brett!

/actually doesn't really care either way.

So was Randy Moss the deal-breaker?

time to pick up Culpepper

star_topology: Bull honkey. He'll change his mind.

/furst?

I sure hope not I farking hate Brett Favre.

/+1 for the headline, more then fitting.

Dear Brett,

It's about time.

Love,
Your Division Rivals

About damn time.

I'll believe it when I see it.
/the retirement, not a fork in his ass

OZZ: Who? Oh he plays that quaint little game.

Yes, football, not "grass-diving queefball."

Favre, you magnificent sonofabiatch. It's about time.

/Bears fan

in other news, Aaron Rogers just shiat his pants

If this is true, I will cry. I'm not afraid to say it.

RevLovejoy: So was Randy Moss the deal-breaker?

Sure looks like it. Lawrence Tynes didn't help.

Maybe he'll play one farewell season for the team that drafted him.

/dreams

Follow up: Brett Favre changes his mind....again

BUH-BYE.

The_Pirate: star_topology: Bull honkey. He'll change his mind.

/furst?

I sure hope not I farking hate Brett Favre.

/+1 for the headline, more then fitting.

Just curious, what is there to hate about Favre? I'm not a Green Bay fan, but I kinda like Favre. Maybe you know something that I don't. I'm open to change my mind given the correct evidence.

I'll believe it when I see it.
Congrats on a great career if he actually is done.
As a Vikings fan, I won't miss him.
As a football fan, I will.

Well, I grew up a Bears fan in my youth -- and Brett Favre accomplished something pretty impressive for me: He made me like Greenbay.

/football paragon
//class act

"I just feel that I need some quality time alone with my Vicodin."

If he decides to do so, he's earned the break.

If he doesn't, he could probably take any 3 of us on and hand us our asses (once he was done kicking them) without working up a sweat. Not a Packer fan but that is one tough sob.

Good luck filling those shoes Mr. Rodgers.

/stay off the bottle Brett
//tough to do in Wisconsin

Fark It: Well, at least the Bears won't be last next season.

GB finishes 8-8.

NFC North dogfight predictions:

Vikings 11-5
Bears 10-6
Packers 7-9
Lions 6-10

LOL dude, it's called rex grossman. you don't even have a #1 WR. you've LOST pieces to an already pathetic offense. EPIC LAWLS.

Everybody sing along!

The Bears still suck
The Bears still suck
The Bears still suck
The Bears still suck
They really really really really really really suck
The Bears
Still
Suck


I told you I'm was a 'Niners fan.

He quit football to go play outfield for the Phillies

/subtle?

Farkn Yaj Yenrac: I'll believe it when I see it.

Yup. Especially since I think Jay Glazer is a joke.

My WI friends have asked me to keep them informed if any real news happens in the world as the news there is only going to be looping Brett Favre highlights and footage of people crying at the thought of a packers team without Brett Favre.

I don't buy it myself, I don't think he'd want his last NFL pass to be an interception in the NFC championship game.