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(The Age (Melbourne)) Amusing It's only March, but here's the international Sports Photo of the Year   (theage.com.au) divider line 116
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elvisaintdead [TotalFark] 2008-03-04 07:12:35 AM  
filled with so many different kinds of goodness

i96.photobucket.com

 
Drannon 2008-03-04 07:42:09 AM  
Symonds is the biggest twat in the history of the sport, followed closely by Harbhajan, it must be said.

I hope he gets beat upside the head with a Lee beamer in the IPL.

 
dugong 2008-03-04 07:42:46 AM  
He cold-cocked him.

 
MCStymie 2008-03-04 07:43:51 AM  
Here he comes, boogity, boogity,
There he goes, boogity, boogity,
and he ain't wearin' no clothes!

/Did you see what happened here?
//Yeah, I did.

 
UNC_Samurai [TotalFark] 2008-03-04 07:45:12 AM  
Now that's how you knock down a sticky wicket.

 
jake_lex [TotalFark] 2008-03-04 07:45:17 AM  
Good for the cricketer. You go on the field in any sport, you should get a beatdown. Athletes can't assume that you're just some harmless nutball looking for attention.

 
Evilnissan 2008-03-04 07:45:37 AM  
I will never understand the games of cricket.

 
Xerexerex 2008-03-04 07:45:38 AM  
farm4.static.flickr.com

 
kisdm001 2008-03-04 07:46:13 AM  
i157.photobucket.com

 
SamTana 2008-03-04 07:46:27 AM  
Gotta love that URL

www.theage.com.au/news/cricket/symonds-goes-the-tonk

Goes the tonk? Is that Strine slang?

 
Sardonic_Padre 2008-03-04 07:47:24 AM  
i only understood every other word in that article.

i love those cheeky bastards.

/did i use cheeky correctly?

 
dstanley 2008-03-04 07:47:46 AM  
Don't look, Ethel!

Too late, she'd already had her innings?

/Don't follow cricket
//But it's hilarious to read about
///props to MCS

 
chaskat 2008-03-04 07:48:17 AM  
burly cricket player?

 
dstanley 2008-03-04 07:48:33 AM  
Evilnissan: I will never understand the games of cricket.

As I said, it's much funnier that way.

 
Cybernetic 2008-03-04 07:49:06 AM  
jake_lex: Athletes can't assume that you're just some harmless nutball looking for attention.

Yeah, he might have had a gun, hidden... in...

Oh, wait....

 
bighairyguy [TotalFark] 2008-03-04 07:50:02 AM  
That would make a great photoshop contest pic!

/Hint, hint

 
lizida 2008-03-04 07:50:21 AM  
MCStymie: Here he comes, boogity, boogity,
There he goes, boogity, boogity,
and he ain't wearin' no clothes!

/Did you see what happened here?
//Yeah, I did.


Don't Look Ethel.. Too late she'd already been mooned.

 
Jim_in_Erie_CO 2008-03-04 07:50:46 AM  
And the athlete might face legal charges???
How strange.
But oh so PC.

 
unfarkingbelievable 2008-03-04 07:51:55 AM  
The moon is out!!

 
SamTana 2008-03-04 07:53:35 AM  
More fun photos of the incident here (pops - probably NSFW - naked butt)

What the hells happening in pic number 3?

 
Baron Von Supercock 2008-03-04 07:53:49 AM  
It was enough to make controversial Indian spinner Harbhajan Singh think twice about niggling Australian allrounder Andrew Symonds ever again.

Im gonna need a Navajo code talker to decipher this gem for me.

 
dstanley 2008-03-04 07:54:59 AM  
Baron Von Supercock: niggling

niggling, please.

 
Muzz27 2008-03-04 07:55:44 AM  
What an asshole.

 
Xerexerex 2008-03-04 07:56:26 AM  
SamTana: More fun photos of the incident here (pops - probably NSFW - naked butt)

What the hells happening in pic number 3?


buttsecks

 
CamelToe [TotalFark] 2008-03-04 07:56:36 AM  
What is this sport those crazy Europeans are playing? Sounds like an old beer commercial: baseball with rugby. He shoulda cracked that ass a time or 2 while the pasty naked dude was on the ground though. Woulda seriously upped the farkfactor.

 
DaBishop 2008-03-04 07:56:47 AM  
Baron Von Supercock: Im gonna need a Navajo code talker to decipher this gem for me.

Yea, that just reeks of purple monkey dishwasher.

 
BelleCurve 2008-03-04 07:56:54 AM  
In other news: Streaker sues over newspaper's deliberate flipping image to prevent reader's viewing his considerable package.

Juan Pablo di Pace not available for comment.

 
kilopane 2008-03-04 07:56:54 AM  
www.theage.com.au

lol buttsecks

 
Gleemax 2008-03-04 07:57:22 AM  
unfarkingbelievable, that's no moon. Its a space station

 
crushedthumb [TotalFark] 2008-03-04 07:57:49 AM  
Cybernetic: jake_lex: Athletes can't assume that you're just some harmless nutball looking for attention.

Yeah, he might have had a gun, hidden... in...

Oh, wait....



I lol'd

 
SeanDude 2008-03-04 07:58:22 AM  
Teh awesome is strong with this one..

 
Colonel_Debugger 2008-03-04 07:59:16 AM  
Why risk hurting your arm when you have a perfectly good piece of wood to smash that arsehole in the face?

 
ActionPaintball 2008-03-04 07:59:41 AM  
We all know last years' winner:

farm2.static.flickr.com

 
CamelToe [TotalFark] 2008-03-04 08:00:03 AM  
Me thinks the swarthy dude in frame 4 has fallen in lust with the cockasian guy....

/nuttin

 
Muzz27 2008-03-04 08:00:21 AM  
www.theage.com.au

Wow..

 
GungFu 2008-03-04 08:00:29 AM  
www.theage.com.au
That's not cricket.

 
chaskat 2008-03-04 08:00:31 AM  
kilopane: lol buttsecks

/not sure about the buggerin'
//quite sure about the reach-around
///possible sweet nothings being whispered

 
debriefing_and_cocktails [TotalFark] 2008-03-04 08:06:50 AM  
MCStymie: Here he comes, boogity, boogity,
There he goes, boogity, boogity,
and he ain't wearin' no clothes!

/Did you see what happened here?
//Yeah, I did.


I's standin' over there by the tomaters, and here he
come, running through the pole beans, through the fruits and vegetables,
nekkid as a jay bird.

 
INeedAName 2008-03-04 08:08:40 AM  
Im confused, was the naked guy not part of the game?

/Cricket
//I doesnt understand it

 
Chocolate Llama 2008-03-04 08:08:42 AM  
YouTubey goodness of the shenanigans here (pops), the smackdown is around 35 secs into the clip.

 
Bad_Seed 2008-03-04 08:08:58 AM  
Colonel_Debugger: Why risk hurting your arm when you have a perfectly good piece of wood to smash that arsehole in the face?

Yeah, but using your bat to deck a streaker is just not cricket.

 
SamTana 2008-03-04 08:14:22 AM  
INeedAName:
/Cricket
//I doesnt understand it


The Rules of Cricket
There are two sides, one out in the field and one in. Each man that's in the side that's in goes out, and when he's out he comes in and the next man goes in until he's out. When they are all out, the side that's out comes in and the side that's been in goes out and tries to get those coming in, out. Sometimes you get men still in and not out.

When a man goes out to go in, the men who are out try to get him out, and when he is out he goes in and the next man in goes out and goes in. There are two men called umpires who stay all out all the time and they decide when the men who are in are out.

When both sides have been in and all the men have out, and both sides have been out twice after all the men have been in, including those who are not out, that is the end of the game.

/ Perfectly simple.

 
NaugahydeDonkey [TotalFark] 2008-03-04 08:14:55 AM  
FTFA: the out of form allrounder walked onto the Gabba tonight with Australia precariously placed at 3-32 chasing 259 for victory

WTF???? This is worse than that other international sport, above-water fagball.

 
wowzer97pooh 2008-03-04 08:16:20 AM  
I think he kicked his ash, if I read the article correct.

 
c.j. 2008-03-04 08:16:42 AM  
i146.photobucket.com

 
FLMountainMan 2008-03-04 08:19:29 AM  
NaugahydeDonkey: FTFA: the out of form allrounder walked onto the Gabba tonight with Australia precariously placed at 3-32 chasing 259 for victory

WTF???? This is worse than that other international sport, above-water fagball.


Somebody got the ol' atomic wedgie a few too many times.....

 
minoridiot 2008-03-04 08:20:18 AM  
Niggling
1. Petty, especially in a nagging or annoying way; trifling: a pointless dispute over niggling details.
2. Overly concerned with details; exacting and fussy.

I always welcome the opportunity to expand my vocabulary, but I think that one would just get me called a racist.

 
netcentric 2008-03-04 08:20:45 AM  
I was disappointed to find out there aren't actually any crickets in the game.

/rip off

 
craig328 2008-03-04 08:22:51 AM  
Nice form on the tackle though.

If they made random streakers part of the game, more people would watch.

 
wowzer97pooh 2008-03-04 08:24:34 AM  
BelleCurve: I think he may have a case. From the poster in question:

Wrong thread, right subject.

 
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