if the band actually makes it to town.....

I've never been to Cincinnati, but I always thought it was a big enough place for two events to take place at two places at different times without there being a need to worry...

Where have all the good times gone?

SamTana: I've never been to Cincinnati, but I always thought it was a big enough place for two events to take place at two places at different times without there being a need to worry...

it was probably planned so she could see wolfie. they all get along.

I'll take, "Two things that don't matter" for $1000, Alex.

It'll be the Best of Both Worlds.

Would probably still hit it.

/like that's an endorsement for something good

I believe her name is properly spelled "Valerie BertnErnie"

Amazing how Valarie still looks good whilst Eddie looks like he caught whatever horrible wasting disease Keith Richards has.

RedEyedAries: SamTana: I've never been to Cincinnati, but I always thought it was a big enough place for two events to take place at two places at different times without there being a need to worry...

it was probably planned so she could see wolfie. they all get along.

I seem to remember reading somewhere that Valerie attended the VH concert in Dallas earlier this year.

as already noted, valerie and EVH get along better than most divorced couples and she probably wants to spend time with her teenage son.


why is this an issue?

Who? (GIS) Oh, Rachel Ray's grandmother...

Now that she's dropped the 40lbs, I would hit it and hit it hard just to satisfy my 9th grade case of "Barbara Cooper" fever. To be honest, she really doesn't look that much different today than she did then and there are few people in this world who you can say that about after a 30 year time lapse.

But here, all this time I thought it was only McKenzie Philips who was a coke-head and fark-up. I guess Valerie did her share of coke and coke-whoring as well.

As an aside, I was in Colorado about 12 years ago on a ski trip. I was having breakfast in the hotel and this derelict wanders in to the bar area and starts yelling: "Where's the bartender?" Guy looks like a mile of bad road and looked like he was on a weeklong bender. Mind you, this is about 9 in the morning.

One of the guys I'm with says, "Hey, he looks just like Eddie Van Halen, you know I'm sure that is EVH" We were all laughing at him saying no way, that guy is some street/ski bum who got enough change together to get a drink. Finally someone from the waitstaff goes over to the bar and pours the guy a drink. He hadn't taken two sips when Valerie Bertinelli comes crashing in screaming "EDDIE!" They have a little scene at the bar and he puts the drink down along with some cash and leaves with her. My buddy says, "I told you it was Eddie Van Halen."

She could be Ellen Muth's muther.

Valarie Bert n Ernie.

She looks better than a lot of 20 somethings. Cute way about her.

The rumor is pretty strong that VH has cancelled the rest of the tour. I doubt Ed and Val will be hooking up in Cincinnati.

SamTana: I've never been to Cincinnati, but I always thought it was a big enough place for two events to take place at two places at different times without there being a need to worry...

Cincinnati shuts down when a cow escapes from the slaughterhouse. Simultaneous events like this could crippple the city for days, weeks even.

This is not .

valerie loves me!

/obscure?

FlashHarry: valerie loves me!

/obscure?

Obscurity is not a material issue.

TommyBahama: as already noted, valerie and EVH get along better than most divorced couples and she probably wants to spend time with her teenage son.

why is this an issue?

Cockblock for wolfie...theres the issue.
gotta imagine that having the moms around might limit the backstage action.

/have you seen junior's grades?

Setinotathome: Is the signing at Bilgewaters?

/obscure?

"Oh Van Halen, from this withered teat you have sucked the very business called show!"

/6" forward,5" back...

Valerie on Oprah (new window)

/by which, I mean she appears on Oprah's TV show

I'd leave my signature on her flaps.

Next year we will see a new book from her: "How I gained this shiat back One Pound at a Time." Nom Nom Nom. Bacon. Schneider.

I believe I heard that VH cancelled their tour. Due to Eddie being to messed up to perform.
Yes Yes I did hear that.

i came for the pics...

/very disappointed
//love the chubby ones

Well, since they cancelled, it's not a problem.

Is it just me or is she kinda hawt again?

Mega Steve
Hey man... you leave Keith Richards out of this!
/I keed
//Eddie looks worse and Keef has 20 years on him.

there was a time...

SamTana: I've never been to Cincinnati, but I always thought it was a big enough place for two events to take place at two places at different times without there being a need to worry...

This is Cincinnati:


I heard they have great chili there along with pizza. The Reds start playing in a month so that's good.

She schedules her own signings? Doubtful.

Cincinnati... it's the Detroit of Ohio.

/and Dayton is Ohio's version of Flint.

Funk Brothers: SamTana: I've never been to Cincinnati, but I always thought it was a big enough place for two events to take place at two places at different times without there being a need to worry...

This is Cincinnati:


I heard they have great chili there along with pizza. The Reds start playing in a month so that's good.

Gold Star and Larosa's FTW!

wwtsomifitsd: there was a time...

That time hasn't passed yet.

Among the many many many things I'd like to do with her (of which the preponderence involve penetration) I think the most intimate would be simply kissing that adorable face of hers.

Is it a radio tour?

FlashHarry: valerie loves me!

/obscure?

One of the greatest songs of the 90's.

Killer album, too.

RIP frontman (forget yer name)

If she needs a second husband I volunteer.

p the boiler: Is it a radio tour?

Mmmmmmmmm....Bailey Quarters! Hawt Radio Chick.....

BillDozer357: Cincinnati... it's the Detroit of Ohio.

I've heard that Ohio's state motto is "Please don't judge us by Cincinnati!"

flying_dropkicker: Funk Brothers: SamTana: I've never been to Cincinnati, but I always thought it was a big enough place for two events to take place at two places at different times without there being a need to worry...

This is Cincinnati:


I heard they have great chili there along with pizza. The Reds start playing in a month so that's good.

Gold Star and Larosa's FTW!

Goldstar??? Skyline FTW

Goonie_Goo_Goo 2008-03-03 01:52:56 PM
FlashHarry: valerie loves me!

/obscure?

One of the greatest songs of the 90's.

Killer album, too.

RIP frontman (forget yer name)

I remember a song of theirs called "Kim The Waitress" that was pretty cool.

/would still hit Val, the little hoor!

BillDozer357: Cincinnati... it's the Detroit of Ohio.

/and Dayton is Ohio's version of Flint.

Sadly, you are absolutely correct in this assessment.

zinethar: BillDozer357: Cincinnati... it's the Detroit of Ohio.

I've heard that Ohio's state motto is "Please don't judge us by Cincinnati!"

Hell, Hamilton County's motto is the same thing (Cincinnati is IN Hamilton County).