You just can't make this stuff up.

It's a good thing they are setting such a wonderful example for their little snowflakes.

Nestea Plunge: "Next thing you know, words were exchanged,"

And everybody knows, you should always respond to idle threats with extreme, unrestrained, violence.

Welcome to the United States.

How many tickets did the winner receive??

TFA one woman's son "hogged"


Kid's a little young to go hogging methinks

ozone: TFA one woman's son "hogged"


Kid's a little young to go hogging methinks

I am so not GIS-ing that.

The only thing that would make it better would be if the mouse were involved.

They were just playing Whack-A-Mom.

Chuck E Cheese "where a mom can be a jerk"

"Unfortunately, a birthday night out turned into a birthday melee," police Sgt. Paul Thompson said. "I don't even know if they finished their pizza."

Won't somebody think of the pizza?

Making memories, making memories; taking pictures is making memories...making em yours and making em mine...

/ok, possibly somewhat obscure but I'm hoping at least someone gets it so I can be reamed about nothing being obscure on Fark.

God damn that place brings out the best in people.

to be fair the first kid was being a stupid dummy craphead.

Anti-crotchfruit "your snowflake is neither precious nor unique" thread in 3...2...1...

are they farkettes?

Man, WTF is Chuck E. putting in his Cheese?! This can't be a repeat of the other brawls that's been breaking out at that mouse's place, or is it?

MOM ON MOM ON MOM ON MOM

Lack of FL tag for this article is a nice suprise. Glad to see other places have the same classy folk we do.

gravital: How many tickets did the winner receive??

winner.

gravital: How many tickets did the winner receive??

I loled. +1.

I once saw 2 women get into a fight at CiCi's Pizza at a childs b-day party. The exact quote from one of them was "Hold my shiat, I'm about to pull out a weave."

Why yes, I do live in Atlanta.

Sure beats watching the stupid musical animals. :)

Then they wonder why their kids grow up to be such little monsters. What wonderful examples for how to be an adult and how to resolve things without violence.

I loved the giant cheese maze we had at the one in Kalamzoo, MI the best.

I would crawl in there with two slices of pie and sit and hide and pretend I was a burrowing little mouse and stare at all the humans outside my cheeseholes from my cheese cave.

Where does it say it was a fist fight? I see shoving and shouting, not punching.

I'm having my birthday melee at Dave N Busters this year. You're all invited.

logruszed: Where does it say it was a fist fight? I see shoving and shouting, not punching.

Never mind. I see it further down the article.

Dirtball: I would crawl in there with two slices of pie and sit and hide and pretend I was a burrowing little mouse and stare at all the humans outside my cheeseholes from my cheese cave.

Yeah and then people like me had to go in there after closing time to clean out all the pizza you dropped. That job was fun for about two weeks.

Those creepy animatronic characters would send anyone to the brink. *shudder*

staplermofo: I'm having my birthday melee at Dave N Busters this year. You're all invited.

The one in downtown Chicago (as you know) as armed security gaurds there every night.

There's just something about Midway games and winning tickets that brings the ghetto trash out in spades.

staplermofo: I'm having my birthday wedding melee at Dave N Busters a civil war-era church this year. You're all invited.

FIFY

I almost got into a fight over an air hockey game. My son paid for a game with an older kid. And the kid started shiat talking and cussing. I told him to act right or stop playing the game. The mother accused me of being a racist. I told her to teach her kids some manners and respect or keep his ass at home. Good times, good times.

Tarsha! Tarsha! Tarsha!

Wolfinstl
Sure beats watching the stupid musical animals. :)

I see what you did there...

I used to work at Chuck E. Cheese, so I'm SHOCKED, that this doesn't happen more often. BTW is it just the local one here are have almost ALL the arcade machines been removed and replaced by gambling ones? (You know the ones where you try to drop the token into the right slot to win 20 tickets or whatever). I mean seriously, almost NO actual arcades anymore there.

Chuck E. Cheese doesn't have shiat on the Showbiz Pizza.

"My mommy's better then yours"
"No she isn't"
"Yes she is"


etc etc

One time my sister had a birthday party at a park in Tuolumne City, a very poor small town outside of another small town where I grew up. I was 5 at the time. I vividly remember 2 women getting into a UFC style fist-fight (including grappling) across the street. It sounded like 2 cats going at it. Once they were on the ground pummeling each other, a neighbor in a bathrobe hosed them down.

Good Times!

Does anyone know if they were hot or not, because that would really help me out.

I absolutely hate that place, overcrowded, overpriced gross pizza and annoying kids running amok.....

Catherine Aliaga, 38, and Tarsha Williams, 33, will be charged with simple assault and battery after they started shouting and scuffling at a celebration for Aliaga's son's birthday.


Tarsha Tarsha Tarsha

Dirtball: There's just something about Midway games and winning tickets that brings the ghetto trash out in spades.

I see what you did there.

/racist.
//JK

What the f*ck does "E." stand for anyway?

I always feel like punching someone at that place...

Hey, I think I was on the crew that built that playscape.

I used to be part of an installer's crew that would travel around and build the tube-playgrounds for Chuck E. Cheeses. Nothing freakin' stranger than when the staff would forget to shutdown the mechanical rat and his buddies on stage, and we would be stuck listening to them go through their routine over and over again, all through 3rd shift. Chuck E. Cheese at 3 am. Very surreal.

Also, there's nothing nastier than what you can find in the bottom of a ball pit in one of the older C.E.C. restaurants. Narsty!!

otto the bull: What the f*ck does "E." stand for anyway?

E.coli

Dirtball: The one in downtown Chicago (as you know) as armed security gaurds there every night.

There's just something about Midway games and winning tickets that brings the ghetto trash out in spades.

That's the plan.
It'll be my birthday. I'm sure the guards will monkey stomp some biatches for me.

SavingGrace
Then they wonder why their kids grow up to be such little monsters. What wonderful examples for how to be an adult and how to resolve things without violence.

I came to say this but you beat me to it.

I thought chuck e cheese went out of business around the same time Q-zar did... or is that still in business too?

/I live in a cave
//I wonder what movie Heath Ledger is doing next

Hawnkee: Man, WTF is Chuck E. putting in his Cheese?! This can't be a repeat of the other brawls that's been breaking out at that mouse's place, or is it?

Well, based on how often we had to call the cops on parents just at the two CECs I worked at I'd be willing to bet that not a weekend goes by without the cops being called to break up a fight between parents at a CEC location somewhere.

My favorite was the time we specifically placed two parties apart from each other because of known drama between the two and still had to call the cops to break up a fight involving several mothers (one of whom was 6-8 months pregnant, and who jumped the cop after he pulled her off another woman) that started because "She was mean muggin me, so I hit that biatch".

DAMN YOU FOO MONKEY!!!