It's good that she has been bringing up the point that the President makes difficult and important decisions. People have been considering this, and that is exactly why Obama has been kicking her arse up and down the street for the past 3 months.

"When the cameras are gone and the lights are out, the president of the United States, as I know very well, is in that White House," she today told a group of supporters gathered in a high school gym here.

Thank you for dropping this knowledge on us, Hillary.

That woman just oozes desperation.

HaywoodJablonski: Thank you for dropping this knowledge on us, Hillary.

You see? She did learn something during those 8 years! It counts as practical experience!

So Senator Clinton = Dubya? Good to know, there's another reason not to vote for her.

It takes her advisers, whom she relies on completely, 2 months to invent a cheap cynical attack that takes all of 20 minutes for Obama to effectively shoot down.

thamike: It takes her advisers, whom she relies on completely, 2 months to invent a cheap cynical attack that takes all of 20 minutes for Obama to effectively shoot down.

it's been a rough campaign for Hillary. None of the usual smear tactics are working. plus - it takes people 10 seconds to research her claims on the net and figure out she's a bottom feeding liar.

Nobody trusts Hillary. It's as simple as that. Every time Hillary gets up on stage, guys start seeing her as their nagging/biatchy ex-girlfriend/ex-wife. And woman look at her and start seeing her as that overbearing biatch queen who thinks she's better than them 'cause she married up the social ladder.

Anyways, the end result is that nobody trusts Hillary.

Biatch be soundin' unhinged an' shiat.

All this time I thought she said she was deciduous. Boy, is my face red.

/don't bark at me, I'll leave.

"When the cameras are gone and the lights are out, the president of the United States, as I know very well, is in that White House,"

"..I also know the physical address of the White House, and have many maps of the Washington, DC metro area. I will know where the nearest Blimpie's is ON DAY ONE."

Cake Hunter: I will know where the nearest Blimpie's is ON DAY ONE."

That's because she'll have a GPS ankle bracelet placed on Bill.

You aren't getting the keys back to ourhouse, lady.

You never go ass to mouth!

she today told a group of supporters gathered in a high school gym here. "And, yes, there are advisers. There's all kinds of people who are saying do this and do that. But the president has to decide."

She continued, "When those calls come at 3:00 am, it might be a national security crisis. You know, it could be an economic crisis. You know, the economy's facing some really troubled waters.

No, I don't know. So, these little kids have NO clue, lady. Drop the vernacular of a high school prom queen vote-whore and you'd still lose, but at you might sound like a real candidate.

Cake Hunter: "..I also know the physical address of the White House, and have many maps of the Washington, DC metro area. I will know where the nearest Blimpie's is ON DAY ONE."

"I even know where all the bathrooms in the White House are!"

"When those calls come at 3:00 am, it might be a national security crisis. You know, it could be an economic crisis. You know, the economy's facing some really troubled waters. Think about what could happen if there were unrest in Nigeria, a terrorist attack in Saudi Arabia, oil would shoot to $150 a barrel."

How would you being in the White House A) Prevent the $150 a barrel, and B) Prevent a price shock on gasoline? Oh, what's that - you're speaking in big language without giving any real answer? EMPTY SUIT EMPTY SUIT!!!

Snarfangel: Cake Hunter: I will know where the nearest Blimpie's is ON DAY ONE."

That's because she'll have a GPS Cankle bracelet placed on Bill.

FTFY

GAT_00: So Senator Clinton = Dubya? Good to know, there's another reason not to vote for her.

Will somebody just get this lady an intern so she can get even with her old man already?

Procedural Texture: Will somebody just get this lady an intern so she can get even with her old man already?

She's presumably a heterosexual female, so she'd need an extern.

She doesn't seem to understand that people don't want another authoritarian "establishment" candidate, because it doesn't fit the script she's been so carefully following the past ten years. Tough break, kid...the market has changed.

She's definitely a decider. Who else would continue Bush's disastrous foreign and domestic policies? Besides, cabinet advisers hate America anyway and if we don't waterboard minorities or let federal agencies perform wiretaps without a warrant, the terrorists win.

/Obama

Hillary has about as much White House credibility and experience as Laura Bush or Nancy Reagan. I wouldn't vote for either of them, either.

I stopped reading at "Clinton needs to win Ohio to stay in the race." Changing the benchmarks everyday and claiming it will have any resolution is just shiat.
At least "Disgruntled politician destroying own party out of spite, media helping because it makes good news." is honest.

I don't know why we are even talking about this. Obama has consistently shown that he has years more experiences being a better supplier than Hillary.

Wait...what are we talking about again?

She continued, "When those calls come at 3:00 am

What is it with this 3 am phone call nonsense? Is that the best angle her advisors can come up with?

I don't want to elect someone who's so out of touch that they don't even realize just how much the country has changed. If she can't see that with her own country, how's she supposed to understand the mood of the rest of the world?

It's 3 A.M. and the radio man says that this woman is a curse.

Weaver95: it's been a rough campaign for Hillary. None of the usual smear tactics are working. plus - it takes people 10 seconds to research her claims on the net and figure out she's a bottom feeding liar.

The facts are never on her side. Which is why she'll probably vote against net neutrality if she hasn't already :p

It's 3AM - Do you know where your President is?

Well, if it's Obama, he's sleeping in bed next to his wife.

Hillary is sleeping alone in the Oval Office because Bill needed the bedroom for the night. At least she's closer to the red phone right?

Can somebody help me out? I was telling my bro about those two ads that farkers put together about Bill endorsing Obama. Anybody still have the link to those?

Donald_McRonald: She continued, "When those calls come at 3:00 am

What is it with this 3 am phone call nonsense? Is that the best angle her advisors can come up with?

You will enjoy this ^and this^.

/All links guaranteed rickroll free since 1961

moriarty23: It's 3 A.M. and the radio man says that this woman is a curse.

If only she could some way or another get to Reseda faster.

boozerman: Can somebody help me out? I was telling my bro about those two ads that farkers put together about Bill endorsing Obama. Anybody still have the link to those?

The second link in my post above was done by madmann. I saw the other one done by a farker but don't have a link to it.

Hillary: "Vote for me. I'm the decider"

Do you know who else was a decider?

My god that is so easy to counter.

Hillary: "I'm the decider."
Obama: "Yes, a decider who has made numerous wrong decisions including one that led us into the Iraq war."

Game. Set. Match.

If it's not a quote
DONT PUT IT IN QUOTES
How farking hard is this?

moo"themagic"cow: What's up your "bum"?

It's 3 AM. Who is ready to answer a phone call that may change the fate of the world?

Hmm...I get to pick between a 44 year old man or a 61 year old woman?

Hillary, THAT argument is filled with self-ownage. Youth (relatively) and speed is where my guess is.

Feel free to try that card againt 72 year old McCain, though...

Oddly enough, Bush gave a speech in that same high school gym in 2000 when he was running for president.

Wow. I read that. Wish I hadn't. She sounds like she's threatening us all.

moothemagiccow: If it's not a quote
DONT PUT IT IN QUOTES
How farking hard is this?
I'm a homosexual aardvark

Is it ok if it's in italics?

atomic-age: Wow. I read that. Wish I hadn't. She sounds like she's threatening us all.

Someone post a pic of that alien from Futurama that always threatened the human race.

dervish16108: atomic-age: Wow. I read that. Wish I hadn't. She sounds like she's threatening us all.

Someone post a pic of that alien from Futurama that always threatened the human race.

Lur of the planet Omicron Persei 8?

He does look earily similar to Hillary.

I am very surprised that the Obama campaign hasn't highlighted something glaringly obvious to the average person paying attention. Hillary's campaign has failed in just about every way a campaign could fail short of her saying "attractive and successful African-American" near a microphone. That should tell you something about the kind of presidency you will get. This was her chance to impress the American people, stand on her own two feet, build the legacy of Hillary and she failed miserably. She failed because of her arrogance, in assuming everything would just break her way. She hired expensive cronies, ignored the public [except for focus groups], resorted to dirty politics, and hypocrisy. She is truly Bush with a bush.

I mean let's count the ways. Before 2008, she had EVERYTHING going for her.
- Unpopular President thus near certain Dem victory
- No VP challenge
- piss-poor Republican field [yes, including McCain]
- No super Dem candidate to get in her way [at the time]
- Last name Clinton
- Married to the most popular president in recent memory [at the time]
- Possibility of being first woman Pres
- 9 figures in campaign funds
- Innumerable favors to call in
- Final opponent was a black guy named Barack Hussein Obama with pretty much no heavy-hitter connections in the Party

But Barack comes in, assumes nothing, and just put his shoulder to the wheel. He out-organized, out worked and out-maneuvered her in every way possible. The fact she had NO plan after Super Tuesday and hadn't even bothered to call influential politicians in other states who wanted to help her should immediately disqualify her in my opinion. She just doesn't deserve it. Barack has EARNED it. Nearly every vote he won he had to work to get from people who'd default to her because of name recognition. But he did it, and without biatching about being black, or resorting to smearing her [which musta been hard to resist given all the skeletons Hillary's got]. With all her built in advantages, if Hillary had run even a merely mediocre campaign, she'd already be the nominee.

If you can't even run a goddamn campaign when you have every advantage going in, how can you be expected to run a country competently? EPIC FAIL.