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(CBS New York) Unlikely SWAT team members say they were forced to go to Hooters and cavort with the waitresses   (wcbstv.com) divider line 72
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eff ewe 2008-03-02 04:43:12 PM  
This has happened to me several times as well... and I'm not even a SWAT team member.

 
dlpriest 2008-03-02 04:43:30 PM  
Forced?


Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.

 
Raptor Jesus 2008-03-02 04:43:31 PM  
Boobies!

 
brantgoose 2008-03-02 04:44:06 PM  
Makes sense to me.

They're preparing in case Gay Pride ever gets out of hand and they have to call in the SWAT to deal with for the Lesbians.

 
ozzie_stu 2008-03-02 04:44:26 PM  
Go ahead make my day (by showing me your tits)

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Kwisatzhaderach 2008-03-02 04:45:14 PM  
Forced to go to hang-out with attractive young women?

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ozzie_stu 2008-03-02 04:45:21 PM  
There's a Simpson's comic for every situation ...

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brantgoose 2008-03-02 04:45:45 PM  
Drat! Sloppy editing spoils my post again:

Makes sense to me.

They're preparing in case Gay Pride ever gets out of hand and they have to call in the SWAT to deal with the Lesbians.

 
soupart 2008-03-02 04:47:53 PM  
It's a tough job. Someone has to do it.

 
BitwiseShift 2008-03-02 04:48:55 PM  
The All Girl SWAT team of Hoboken.

//SWAT spelled backwards is TAWS

 
The_Sponge [TotalFark] 2008-03-02 04:49:42 PM  
Why the fark does Hoboken have a SWAT team? To take out large chickens?

/Obscure?

 
skinink 2008-03-02 04:49:45 PM  
Yea, officcer, you can understand. I was FORCED to rob this bank because I just lost my job, and the unemployment benefits aren't enough to cover my monthly expenses. Oh, and could you help me thread this needle please?

 
kilgorn 2008-03-02 04:51:29 PM  
www.officer.com

I'm sensing much distress...

 
Lamune_Baba 2008-03-02 04:51:33 PM  
So a cop can beat or taser a nonviolent, compliant suspect and be "punished" by two weeks paid vacation.

Just don't be photographed around tits. THAT is damaging to the force's reputation, and must be investigated! Special reports! Disciplinary action! This must be avenged!

...

Gah...

 
ultraholland 2008-03-02 04:51:44 PM  
They were helping the local economy. Heroes all.

 
monsieurstabby [TotalFark] 2008-03-02 04:54:56 PM  
Letting waitresses hold their guns with photos as proof? farking irresponsible.

 
AlwaysRightBoy [TotalFark] 2008-03-02 04:57:24 PM  
the most corrupt police force in the state of New Jersey
I know its hard to say that
//so much to pick from

 
Mentat [TotalFark] 2008-03-02 04:58:12 PM  
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The cops had no choice. They saw what happened to the kitten.

 
SofaKingHuge 2008-03-02 04:59:02 PM  
Some one get these poor SWAT members some counseling!

 
Radworld4 2008-03-02 05:10:48 PM  
This exact samething happened to me.

Except it was two prostitues.

And I paid them.

 
darch 2008-03-02 05:10:49 PM  
the most corrupt police force in the state of New Jersey

How, may I ask, do you know this?

Facts, or you're an asshole.

 
Kwisatzhaderach 2008-03-02 05:12:29 PM  
Q: How would you say would be the easiest way to take a weapon away from a Grammaton Cleric?

A:You ask him for it.

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JDJoeE 2008-03-02 05:12:58 PM  
a givt screw its perhaps less than intelligent employees to save its own ass, color me surprised. Especially in New Joiseycorruptasfarkland

 
jumac 2008-03-02 05:20:30 PM  
Artmerlyn

have also heard of this job. dose anyone know where i apply for it?

 
Firetini [TotalFark] 2008-03-02 05:20:38 PM  
I used to hear this from my SO. We HAD to go to Hooter's because it was directly off the interstate. I'm sure, so was Whataburger, McDonald's, Burger King, etc. It had to be Hooter's :)

 
The Dreaded Rear Admiral [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-03-02 05:24:29 PM  
Kwisatzhaderach: Q: How would you say would be the easiest way to take a weapon away from a Grammaton Cleric?

A:You ask him for it.


I don't know how that applies... but +1 for the Equilibrium reference. Great movie.

 
Tirol 2008-03-02 05:24:36 PM  
"Retiring Hoboken patrolman John Camile told CBS 2 HD he's moving on with a bit of a heavy heart.

"You feel that weight that people are taking everything and putting down the police department," retiring Hoboken cop John Camile told CBS 2 HD."


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Wear dew people learn how to right these days?

 
TheKnownUniverse [TotalFark] 2008-03-02 05:26:31 PM  
At least they didn't go here

media.southparkstudios.com

 
darch 2008-03-02 05:27:01 PM  
Hoboken cop John Camile told CBS 2 HD."

They even spelled his name wrong. Douchebags.

 
Jose628 2008-03-02 05:29:06 PM  
Preemptive attack!

In case you damn farkers start posting pictures of huge-chested womens:

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TeddyRooseveltsMustache [TotalFark] 2008-03-02 05:30:30 PM  
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I'd hit all this like Mike Tyson in his prime.

 
strathmeyer 2008-03-02 05:31:44 PM  
What the hell is going on? What exactly happened that was wrong? Some people went to a restaurant? The people were all members of the same SWAT team? Wham am I missing? Am I not reading in between the lines? Are there some pictures or video I missed? Help! Someone clue me in!

Can I sue previous employers because of the things they forced me to do such as this? You won't believe the things they've made me do outside of work hours. (One time, the next day I was sick 'til the evening!)

 
Radworld4 2008-03-02 05:34:49 PM  
Firetini: I used to hear this from my SO. We HAD to go to Hooter's because it was directly off the interstate. I'm sure, so was Whataburger, McDonald's, Burger King, etc. It had to be Hooter's :)

Sounds classy...does he make you sit at another table or introduce you as his sister?

 
dervish16108 2008-03-02 05:35:50 PM  
Leave our police alone. These are brave men and women in uniform who put their lives on the line. Sometimes, they are forced to go to Hooters. We should give them a lot of praise for enduring such horror.

 
Befuddled 2008-03-02 05:37:20 PM  
strathmeyer: Wham am I missing? Am I not reading in between the lines? Are there some pictures or video I missed?

IIRC, the hubbub in this is because the cops let the waitresses pose with their weapons. They were being far to nonchalant and unprofessional with their firearms.

 
Stolovaya 2008-03-02 05:37:59 PM  
strathmeyer: What the hell is going on? What exactly happened that was wrong? Some people went to a restaurant? The people were all members of the same SWAT team? Wham am I missing? Am I not reading in between the lines? Are there some pictures or video I missed? Help! Someone clue me in!

Can I sue previous employers because of the things they forced me to do such as this? You won't believe the things they've made me do outside of work hours. (One time, the next day I was sick 'til the evening!)


Agreed. I'm trying to figure out what they did wrong other than actually go to Hooters. Is there a law that a cop can't relax a bit? Maybe they didn't respond to a police call? Not that I'm a fan of cops, but geez, this just feels like some lame-ass story to cover up something else.

Unless I'm missing something, but I did RTFA.

 
Firetini [TotalFark] 2008-03-02 05:39:23 PM  
Radworld4: Firetini: I used to hear this from my SO. We HAD to go to Hooter's because it was directly off the interstate. I'm sure, so was Whataburger, McDonald's, Burger King, etc. It had to be Hooter's :)

Sounds classy...does he make you sit at another table or introduce you as his sister?


He goes on business.

 
2kEwL4U 2008-03-02 05:39:39 PM  
darch: Hoboken cop John Camile told CBS 2 HD."

They even spelled his name wrong. Douchebags.


I smell an animal that wallows in its own filth, feeds on its own kind, and is only of use when it's been slaughtered.

Hmm, what kind of animal could that be?

 
nlscb 2008-03-02 05:41:39 PM  

OH THE HUGE TITTIES!


/DRTFA


 
Welcome to the Machine [TotalFark] 2008-03-02 05:42:39 PM  
Befuddled: strathmeyer: Wham am I missing? Am I not reading in between the lines? Are there some pictures or video I missed?

IIRC, the hubbub in this is because the cops let the waitresses pose with their weapons. They were being far to nonchalant and unprofessional with their firearms.


I'm sure the weapons were cleared and deemed safe to handle. It even looks as though the girls do not have their fingers inside any trigger guards.

Non-story, just some crap-assed local pols trying to harness the holier-than-thou vote

 
Atypical Person Reading Fark [TotalFark] 2008-03-02 05:43:01 PM  
Ah, cavorting.

I remember it fondly.

 
strathmeyer 2008-03-02 05:44:26 PM  
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Radworld4 2008-03-02 05:44:44 PM  
Firetini: Radworld4: Firetini: I used to hear this from my SO. We HAD to go to Hooter's because it was directly off the interstate. I'm sure, so was Whataburger, McDonald's, Burger King, etc. It had to be Hooter's :)

Sounds classy...does he make you sit at another table or introduce you as his sister?

He goes on business.


On zee monkey business!

 
strathmeyer 2008-03-02 05:46:24 PM  
Stolovaya: Agreed. I'm trying to figure out what they did wrong other than actually go to Hooters. Is there a law that a cop can't relax a bit? Maybe they didn't respond to a police call? Not that I'm a fan of cops, but geez, this just feels like some lame-ass story to cover up something else.

Unless I'm missing something, but I did RTFA.


Thanks, I read it too before my comment, and I see the picture now.

Why not have a discussion about the photo in the news story?

That good journalism.

 
Auditory_Hallucination 2008-03-02 05:46:38 PM  
This thread needs chicks with guns.

www.newnownext.com

/What was I looking at?
//Nothing...haha, why do you ask?
///What's that? A head start? But I can't get very far in ten seconds...

 
baka-san [TotalFark] 2008-03-02 05:55:58 PM  
i am not sure I would trust a SWAT team that would hand their guns over to women.

They can be vicious.

 
SoyChemist 2008-03-02 06:04:12 PM  
Let them have their fun.

 
darch 2008-03-02 06:07:55 PM  
I smell an animal that wallows in its own filth, feeds on its own kind, and is only of use when it's been slaughtered.

Hmm, what kind of animal could that be?


And I smell a bona fide INTERNET TOUGH GUY!!!

And you're from Florida. 'Nuff said.

 
serial_crusher [TotalFark] 2008-03-02 06:24:07 PM  
Oh my god! SWAT team members like Hooters too? The world is no longer safe for children!

/Seriously, what's the big deal?

 
Handsome Jack Manitoba 2008-03-02 06:29:42 PM  
I've swatted the behind of a Hooters waitress, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies...

 
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