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(AZCentral) Spiffy Members of a tribal council secretly give themselves 30 percent raises and get Humvees and other luxury vehicles bought with tribal funds. It's good to be Chief   (azcentral.com) divider line 43
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Weaver95 [TotalFark] 2008-03-02 04:02:15 PM  
The predicament is not unique in Indian country. Among America's 561 federally recognized tribes, few have laws that ensure their members can find out about their elected leaders' business.


So our noble indian leaders are as corrupt as the white man? Equality at last!

*adjusts tinfoil hat*

Of course, this is also a great way to keep the red man down. make his leaders corrupt and they will remain divided and weak.

 
JBalkwill 2008-03-02 04:31:18 PM  
Treat all people equally, regardless of race.

 
skinink 2008-03-02 04:32:20 PM  
Take that, General Custer!!!!

 
kilgorn 2008-03-02 04:34:54 PM  
I blame the white man...

 
Cpt_Marvel 2008-03-02 04:35:15 PM  
I came for the History of the World pics/quotes. I am leaving very saddened...

 
krakon04 2008-03-02 04:39:21 PM  
oh, the lengths they will go to screw over the White Man...

img231.imageshack.us

 
carnifexpuer 2008-03-02 04:40:00 PM  
Spiffy?

 
eff ewe 2008-03-02 04:40:59 PM  
This may come back to haunt them at the final tribal council...

www.survivorfever.net

 
Walljasper 2008-03-02 04:44:09 PM  
Hey-How-Are-Ya,
Hey-How-Are-Ya...

/Powhattan tom-tom chant of greeting.

 
thedarkshadow 2008-03-02 04:47:59 PM  
REQuoted from ORSM;

AUSTRALIAN APOLOGY TO THE ABORIGINAL POPULATION
This must have come to me at least 100 times in the last week and although I'm pretty sure I've posted it before, there are a few compelling points. Decide for yourself...

We apologise for giving you doctors and free medical care, which allows you to survive and multiply so that you can demand apologies.

We apologise for helping you to read and teaching you the English language and thus we opened up to you the entire European civilisation, thought and enterprise.

We feel that we must apologise for building hundreds of homes for you, which you have vandalised and destroyed.

We apologise for giving you law and order which has helped prevent you from slaughtering one another and using the unfortunate for food purposes.

We apologise for developing large farms and properties, which today feed you people, where before, you had the benefits of living off the land and starving during droughts.

We apologise for providing you with warm clothing made of fabric to replace that animal skins/dogs you used before.

We apologise for building roads and railway tracks between cities and building cars so that you no longer have to walk over harsh terrain.

We apologise for paying off your vehicle when you fail to pay the instalments.

We apologise for giving you free travel anywhere, whenever.

We apologise for giving each and every member of your family $100.00 and free travel to attend an aboriginal funeral.

We apologise for not charging you rent on any lands when white people have to pay.

We apologise for giving you interest free loans.

We apologise for developing oil wells and minerals, including gold and diamonds which you never used and had no idea of their value.

We apologise for developing Ayers Rock and Kakadu, and handing them over to you so that you get all the money.

We apologise for allowing taxpayers money paid towards daughters' wedding ($8,000.00 each daughter)

We apologise for giving you $1.7 billion per year for your 250,000 people, which is $48,000.00 per aboriginal man, woman and child.

We apologise for working hard to pay taxes that finance your welfare, medical care, education, etc to the tune of $1.2 billion each year.

We apologise for you having to approach the aboriginal affairs department to verify the above figures, for the trouble you will have identifying the "uncle toms" in your own community who are getting richer and leaving some of you living in squalor and poverty.

We do apologise. We really do. We humbly beg your forgiveness for all the above sins.

We are only too happy to take back all the above and return you to the paradise of the "outback", whenever you are ready!

 
FuLinHyu [TotalFark] 2008-03-02 04:53:29 PM  
www.newsletterarchive.org

 
HennyPenny 2008-03-02 04:53:58 PM  
Wha-wha-WHAT?!

Corruption amongst the oh-so-spirtually-pure wagon-burners?

Surely, this is the work of the white man.

/and don't call me surely

 
ultraholland 2008-03-02 04:55:03 PM  
www.cynical-c.com

 
hyperspacemonkey 2008-03-02 04:56:51 PM  
thedarkshadow: REQuoted from ORSM;

AUSTRALIAN APOLOGY TO THE ABORIGINAL POPULATION


Holy shiat those lies are deep and smelly. Fark whoever wrote that crap. I doubt that they were Australian or they'd know better, and they sure aren't sounding ironic...but then again, I am taking a random e-mail too seriously here...

 
The_Sponge [TotalFark] 2008-03-02 04:57:41 PM  
i22.photobucket.com

Wanted for questioning.

 
studebaker hoch 2008-03-02 05:17:13 PM  
America is stolen goods.

 
captainwhocares 2008-03-02 05:21:29 PM  
Not stolen.....just claimed.

 
Firetini [TotalFark] 2008-03-02 05:22:03 PM  
Is this the same Chief from the other thread that stole from the Toys for Tots fund?

/Fark him

 
SR117Nighthawk 2008-03-02 05:31:39 PM  
blogs.zdnet.com

/It's good to be the king!
//approves this thread

 
Vohnkar 2008-03-02 05:32:05 PM  
Big Chief No Fart!

 
Dor Jammer 2008-03-02 05:33:51 PM  
Tribal rights? Screw em, they lost.

No one is offering me retribution for the pain and suffering my ancestors suffered at the hands of the Romans or the Norseman or the British or whatever the hell else "oppressive" regime came along.

Learn the new language, customs and laws and get on with your life.

 
Obergruppenfarker 2008-03-02 05:36:30 PM  
Ah, that would be Chief Ten Beers.


/lives next to a reservation
//not happy about it

 
T.M.S. [TotalFark] 2008-03-02 05:47:35 PM  
Obergruppenfarker: Ah, that would be Chief Ten Beers.


/lives next to a reservation
//not happy about it


It's a shame they force you to live there.

 
TomD9938 2008-03-02 05:47:36 PM  
Not stolen.....just claimed.

And purchased too.

Many thanks ultraholland.

The last Indian I spoke to steared me towards an excellent Merlot.

 
castufari 2008-03-02 05:57:25 PM  
They want to their own rights, etc, well, they got 'em. I lived near Cherokee for several years and worked on the reservation. The money they spent was so misguided. Lots of training all over the country when they could have taken it in nearby Asheville. Of course when you give people who have nothing money they piss it away. Drive around the reservation and you'll see a mobile home with plastic sheeting over the windows and 2 new trucks and a bass boat in the yard.

/over through the chief

 
Broadside 2008-03-02 06:07:55 PM  
Did anybody else read the headline as "secretly give themselves hummers?"

 
ehrichweiss 2008-03-02 06:11:15 PM  
Dor Jammer: Tribal rights? Screw em, they lost.

No one is offering me retribution for the pain and suffering my ancestors suffered at the hands of the Romans or the Norseman or the British or whatever the hell else "oppressive" regime came along.


The Indians want the 400+ treaties they have with the United States to be honored; they do not want "retribution". The U.S. is in a very revealing position here since they expect nations like Antigua to honor NAFTA/GATT but feel they have nothing to compel them to honor the treaties with the original native people of this land. Hypocrites.

Of course the article seems to suggest that the tribes have adopted the corrupt methods of the white man so things are not getting better for the majority.

 
Lunger42 2008-03-02 06:18:41 PM  
WOW, I wonder how many trinkets and beads they traded for the Hummers?

 
Tron-tonian 2008-03-02 06:18:59 PM  
Up here in Canada, the members of a tribe have, by federal law, the right to check the books.

Of course, in a crooked system, looking at those books can mean that your band funding suddenly gets cut - your name goes to the bottom of the list for housing, post-secondary education funding and, if you or members of your family *work* for the band council, they'll likely be unemployed soon.

Not surprisingly, people aren't keen on doing a lot of digging. The fun begins when the feds themselves do an audit. It usually contains enough graft to make even the most crooked politician blush.

/Not all bands, but too many
//Reservation system needs to be scrapped anyways

 
worthlessjuan 2008-03-02 07:03:57 PM  
ehrichweiss 2008-03-02 06:11:15 PM

Of course the article seems to suggest that the tribes have adopted the corrupt methods of the white man so things are not getting better for the majority.

Why do you say the "corrupt methods of the white man", when corruption is rampant everywhere, every color of human, every sex, has nothing to do with "white man" . Are you being a bit dishonest, maybe?? Simpleminded maybe???

 
Mokmo 2008-03-02 07:05:28 PM  
Tron-tonian:
Not surprisingly, people aren't keen on doing a lot of digging. The fun begins when the feds themselves do an audit. It usually contains enough graft to make even the most crooked politician blush.

/Not all bands, but too many
//Reservation system needs to be scrapped anyways


Meh... Acetylene torches and plasma cutters were kept for months at the base of major power lines passing through the Caledonia reserves... That was actually a terrorist attempt but since these are indians...

The only fact that no indian can lose his native status even though he abused it makes it all worse. If there's one place illegals, weapons and drugs are passing the canadian/american border at will it's all those reservations that cross borders in Quebec and Ontario.

And after that the United Nations tells us we don't take care of these people ? Heck if their latest declaration was made official we'd have to redo 50 years of territorial claims...

 
dallascyclist 2008-03-02 07:16:53 PM  
The last civ hummwv (H1) was made in 2006, hard to be "new" at this point.

/Hummwv owner (H1 & M998 Military)
/Native American (card carrying Injun)

 
NakedApe 2008-03-02 08:04:24 PM  
Sounds like they try to run their reservations like they were running Detroit.

 
Katzenjammer 2008-03-02 08:09:25 PM  
Isn't that just typical? The white man screwing over the Native Americans!

/Oh wait...

 
yotta 2008-03-02 08:14:56 PM  
They learned how from the BIA.

 
Nards of DOOM 2008-03-02 08:37:52 PM  
The accused members of the tribal council has been very quiet when it comes to answering questions. I have been contacting their office's since the first press release from People First. The council use's the tribal funds meant for the people, as a personal piggy bank with zero accountability. This council is the same as the old boss. This council has been more secretive in their motives. This will not get any better, the next group will not change anything. Most people are related to someone running and will accuse their opponent of criminal activity.

This goes deeper than anyone outside the immediate area can fathom.

To top it off, Rick Renzi was crucial in getting the tribe more money, in order to get their votes. They are a huge block of voters in Gila County.

 
Satan 2008-03-02 08:57:08 PM  
ehrichweiss: "Of course the article seems to suggest that the tribes have adopted the corrupt methods of the white man so things are not getting better for the majority."

Take it from Satan, kiddies. This farktard is a racist.

ehrichweiss: Shut your racist cakehole, you poundcake-headed buffoon.

Hail Satan!

 
j0ndas 2008-03-02 10:05:45 PM  
No oversight = corruption. "Native Americans" are no different from Americans in that respect.

You do realize that Apaches used to make their living by raiding the Mexicans and then American settlers, right?

 
MeanJean 2008-03-02 11:54:03 PM  
thedarkshadow
We apologise for helping you to read and teaching you the English language and thus we opened up to you the entire European civilisation, thought and enterprise.

We apologise for giving you law and order which has helped prevent you from slaughtering one another and using the unfortunate for food purposes.

We apologise for developing large farms and properties, which today feed you people, where before, you had the benefits of living off the land and starving during droughts.

We apologise for providing you with warm clothing made of fabric to replace that animal skins/dogs you used before.

We apologise for building roads and railway tracks between cities and building cars so that you no longer have to walk over harsh terrain.

We apologise for developing oil wells and minerals, including gold and diamonds which you never used and had no idea of their value.


Go eat a big box of dicks, you racist bastard. How dare you try to justify colonialism with that 19th century horseshiat about bringing "civilization" to the Aborigines. Even if all the other stuff you wrote about taxpayer money is true (which I doubt, given how blatantly stupid that post was), this garbage is inexcusable. What the hell do you think happens when people are forced off of their lands, forced to give up their traditional ways of life, and then simply expected to adjust to a whole new means of living? Your post is a direct descendant of Rudyard Kipling's poem "The White Man's Burden". Disgusting.

I suggest that you read this if you want to actually learn something about indigenous issues:

http://www.survival-international.org/lib/downloads/source/progresscankill/full_ report.pdf

/no, not indigenous
//anthropology major
///with no html skills, sadly

 
Walljasper 2008-03-03 12:42:58 AM  
MeanJean: "Go eat a big box of dicks, you racist bastard. How dare you try to justify colonialism with that 19th century horseshiat about bringing "civilization" to the Aborigines. Even if all the other stuff you wrote about taxpayer money is true (which I doubt, given how blatantly stupid that post was), this garbage is inexcusable. What the hell do you think happens when people are forced off of their lands, forced to give up their traditional ways of life, and then simply expected to adjust to a whole new means of living? Your post is a direct descendant of Rudyard Kipling's poem "The White Man's Burden". Disgusting."

Well, there goes your reputation for tollleerrance, honey-lips. ;-)

 
TwoLegit2Quit 2008-03-03 02:41:39 PM  
I worked for a Tribal Council a long time ago, okay maybe a few years ago...Let me just say after I started working there I never went to their casinos to gamble or buy food and have never been back. They are so stinking rich! When the members are born their check that they get every month for being a member went into a fund and when they were 18 their fund had well over $1 million for them to take and buy drugs, buy a Humvee etc. The problem is they cannot handle their own money, they would get $10K a month from their Council checks and yet they would still have to go to the Tribal Council to have them pay to go to the dentisit!!

/If they live and work on the reservation they pay no taxes.

 
thedarkshadow 2008-03-03 02:58:24 PM  
Thanks for the kind comments MeanJean, so perhaps you'll be grown up enough to notice I didn't write the f**king thing.

Where's a bannination when one's called for mod? Like the one you served up last week?

 
thedarkshadow 2008-03-04 07:47:55 AM  
What a farking ignorant twat. Hope you die in a house fire biatch.

 
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