Women Lie #9; "No, really, I am 29."

Women Lie #24; "No, Betty. That dress doesn't make you look fat. Not at all."

Women Lie #65; "Why, no, sweety, I don't mind you going out with your friends to a strip joint. We are very open like that."

I could have some fun with that and wedding vows.

/Bitter Ex-Husband

Those ladies could make a killing as expert witnesses in divorce proceedings.

I submitted this with a better headline...blah..blah..please pass the cheese for my whine..

Well, in that case, the only thing to do is elect a woman president.

Breaking: FOX News switches to all-female lineup.

My theory is that women are training men to be better liars. Every question they ask is a training session. If you tell the truth, you're punished. The better the lie, the better the reward.

Women Lie #16; "It's yours."

/Chris Rock

Women are generally far more complex and perhaps better communicators then men. Therefore it stands to reason that they would be better liars. Sort of like men being better at most physical tasks in general.

Women lie to get what they want? I'm shocked. Next thing you know, they'll be using sex to get what they want.

I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

...yeah, the article has a point.

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Women Lie #16; "It's yours."

/Chris Rock

Woman Lie #1: "They make them BIGGER?"

/Sam Kinison

What was it that Chris Rock said? Men lie more than women, but women tell bigger lies.

When a man lies, he'll say something like "I was playing poker over at Ted's house" when he was really getting lap dances at the strip club.

When a woman lies, she'll say "The baby is yours" even though it looks just like the UPS delivery guy.

This is a job for Captain Obvious!

i'm sure this thread will be hillarious!

The story only says that they lie more often, not that they are more successful at it.

nobozo: Breaking: FOX News switches to all-female lineup.

Why not? CNN has been working with a mostly female line-up for years.

Who are safer drivers? Men or women? Well, according to a new survey, 55 percent of adults feel that women are most responsible for minor fenderbenders, while 78 percent blame men for most fatal crashes. Please note that the percentages in these pie graphs do not add up to 100 percent because the math was done by a woman. ... [crowd groans and boos] For those of you hissing at that joke, it should be, uh, noted that that joke was written by a woman, so-- ... Now, you don't know what the hell to do, do ya? ... No, I'm just kidding, we don't hire women. [applause]

'There's nothing wrong. I'm fine.'

There's a red flag right there.

This is appalling

/off to beat the girlfriend

"No, I don't mind at all, you just go ahead..."
"You decide."

I was going to post something, but it would have been a lie.

Mr. Parker
This is appalling

/off to beat the girlfriend

Agreed, this just proves the biatch has been lying, like I thought.

/I think I just heard her fall down the stairs. Let me go check.

dustman81:
Women lie to get what they want? I'm shocked. Next thing you know, they'll be using sex to get what they want.

Depends on what is wanted.

subby
According to new study, women are more clever and successful liars than men. Bonus: Both the study and the article written by women, so who knows?

Which is why I switched back to men.

The President never asked me to lie...But on several occasions he asked me to kneel.

It doesn't matter if women are more clever, you know why?

BECAUSE THEY HAVE WHORE MOUTHS!!!!

JewZeppy: Mr. Parker
This is appalling

/off to beat the girlfriend

Agreed, this just proves the biatch has been lying, like I thought.

/I think I just heard her fall down the stairs. Let me go check.

So ashamed that I laughed out loud at that...

/Not really
//Ashamed, that is...
///I mean, I did really LOL

"Now there are seventeen different things a guy can do when he lies to give him away. A guy has seventeen pantomimes. A woman's got twenty, but a guy's got seventeen."

Men pick up women every day.
That'll be proof enough, thanks and good night.

MBA Whore: BECAUSE THEY HAVE WHORE MOUTHS!!!!

Mighty Tighty Whitey: Men attempt to pick up women every day.

FTFY

shirtsbyeric: The President never asked me to lie...But on several occasions he asked me to kneel.





Not God...ZOD!

LonMead: nobozo: Breaking: FOX News switches to all-female lineup.

Why not? CNN has been working with a mostly female line-up for years.

I think you missed an oh-so clever snipe at fox news by nobozo. Since women are good liars, they should work for foxnews...

JewZeppy: Mr. Parker
This is appalling

/off to beat the girlfriend

Agreed, this just proves the biatch has been lying, like I thought.

/I think I just heard her fall down the stairs. Let me go check.

And now we have a good enough excuse to do it without them being pregnant

/just got one way ticket to hell for that
//hangs head

FarkinHostile: Women are generally far more complex and perhaps better communicators then men.

Emotionally unstable does not equal "more complex," and acting like a hostile biatch without saying why you're mad for a week and then expecting an apology does not equal "better communicators."

The ability to lie has nothing to do with gender and almost everything to do with how prepared you are when you tell the lie and how much scrutiny its put under.

Most of the time men get busted in lies because they get asked a question they aren't prepared to answer. Or they do dumb shiat like coming home smelling like stripper. No matter how good of a liar you are, if you smell like sex when you come home, your wife will know you've been cheating.

Women are probably better at getting their stories straight and making sure they don't have cum stains on their clothes when they get home. So points for that.

dbubb: LonMead: nobozo: Breaking: FOX News switches to all-female lineup.

Why not? CNN has been working with a mostly female line-up for years.

I think you missed an oh-so clever snipe at fox news by nobozo. Since women are good liars, they should work for foxnews...

Was that a snipe? Hmmm... the thought never crossed my mind.

/and to think I've been hunting them for years

FTA: Barash interviewed 500 women nationwide who answered her Craigslist ads seeking females to confide what they fib about.

So the survey only included women who knowingly lie & willingly explained/bragged about how they did it? Ergo, "most women are good liars"?

That's some fine, unbiased survey work there, Lou.

What was it that Chris Rock said? Men lie more than women, but women tell bigger lies.

It's the other way around:

Women lie the most, men tell the biggest lies.

Women lie all the time. They lie every time they step out of the house. They lie about their appearance, about their age, about their weight, about their sexual history, about what they think of other people.

Every time a woman spends more than a half hour getting herself ready in the bathroom, what she's doing is spending all that time lying. All that makeup is just one big lie about what she really looks like. Women lie so much, they don't even know what truth is, which is why it's so difficult to have a rational argument with them. They don't even know what reason and logic are.

Now, when men lie, they save it for when its really necessary, like a Get Out of Jail Free card, and they figure if they're going to lie, they might as well go all out and logically produce the most sophisticated, elaborate, most incredibly airtight lie every devised. Men will spend weeks preparing a lie, and will develop project management plans, flowcharts and visual aids for their friends to back up the lie.

Once again:

Man lie: Propaganda.
Woman lie: Shoe size.

According to new study, women are more clever and successful liars than men....when discussing their vagina.

No really? Seems to me that Bush should be adding some estrogen to his morning coffee

Click here to read more on this story from the New York Post.

No thanks. I think I've seen enough.

/runs off to lie about having read the whole article

altinos: Mighty Tighty Whitey: Men attempt to pick up women every day.

FTFY

Way to miss a point, GG.

So basically her survey sample consisted only of women who read Craigslist?

"Oh, yes, I'm coming, I'm coming!"
"Oh, no, honey, I wasn't faking."
"Of course, honey, you're the best I ever had!"

Three for the price of one, and you walking dildoes keep buying it!!!