Wait, I thought she was against use of torture...

I'll pay 2,000,000 if she doesn't.

Pass the eye bleach please.

I don't really care.

Great, now somebody's going to offer Barack $10 million and Hillary's going to cry again.

HAWT

Robert Porter wants Senator Clinton to pose in the nude for a "series of tasteful, artistic nude photos."

Tasteful?

I just threw up a little bit.

Please. I am trying to eat here.

How rude and uncouth.

There's something horrifically wrong when the words "nude" and "Senator Clinton" are used in the same sentence.

Maybe Playboy could do a "Bill's Big Bangs" issue.

I threw up a little in my mouth.

Metafilter? Shouldn't this be The Onion?

First, do not want. Second, with a net worth of at least $10-50 million (according to Wikipedia) it's going to take a lot more than a single million.

Wait, are you saying those pictures I stumbled across on the internet a few years ago are not authentic?


/stumbled. yea, that's it

tommyj73: I threw up a little in my mouth.

If it were a million votes in Texas and Ohio, she's be down to her Presidential panties before the ink was dry on the contract.

Well, she is going to be out of work soon...

I'd look at them. God help me but I would.

BillCo: I'll pay 2,000,000 if she doesn't.

Pass the eye bleach please.

certainly we as fark/totalfark can raise that much, to make sure she doesn't pose nude, right?

fezziwig: I'd look at them. God help me but I would.

So would I. It's called 'morbid curiosity'.

Well, she is going to be out of work soon...

She's senator for life unless she gets bored. Or naked.

Like all Republicans, I am afraid of Hillary's vagina.

Vaginae are scary to us.

Egads! No!

/actually, the sound I literally made was:
//guuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Wait, Hillary has a vagina? If only she had mentioned this during her campaign...

Grilled Cheese Sandwich

I'd like to see her do a girl on girl film with shaky Janet Reno.

mmmmmmmmm, barf!!!

M-O-O-N...THAT SPELLS... DO NOT WANT!

Turn back time by about 45 years and I'll take it.

i would look at them.

ClicheGuevara07: Turn back time by about 45 years and I'll take it.

I'd give it a go. Yes I can!!!

Mmmmm saggy boobies

well, naked pictures of her do exist. She went to Yale. Yale took naked pictures of their students for "posture studies". So, somewhere, naked pictures of a young Hillary are floating around.

the tag line should be "sick"

Hillary nude? Good God, I'd rather brush my teeth with a loaded shotgun then see that witch in any state of undress.

I thought politics was painful watching the "small government" and "lower tax" Republicans thump their Bibles and invade our private lives. But the bar just has to go lower.

What have we done to deserve this?

I wanna suck the pus out of her twat pimples.

I can't imagine that an entire DO NOT WANT thread is going to say it loud enough.

Anyway - it won't happen. After the lens of the third $5000 dollar camera shatters under the horrific vision, they'll just take a face picture and photoshop the rest.

/do not want.

I think she should do it, naughty bits covered by props, and props that make a statement about the sexualization of women (women's only worth is when they're naked). Then donate the money to level-headed (not feminazi) feminist cause.

That could be a photoshop contest, actually.

So many people confuse sexual liberation and whoring (sharing your bits with the world).

I guess you can't even be a put-together important politician or Google expert without being treated as a sex object. The difference between treating someone like a sex object and treating some as sexually attractive is respect.

But go ahead. Yell about how "ugly" Clinton is. Say how hard you'd hit Googirl. And then wonder why there are so few women in politics and IT.

geekybroad

The irony of your nickname including a derogatory term for women and what you just posted is astounding.