I want a taun-taun suit!

thamike: I want a taun-taun suit!

So...you're into pony play, huh?

PacManDreaming: So...you're into pony play, huh?

See, now I didn't even know what that means. But thanks for the image, jerk.

thamike: See, now I didn't even know what that means. But thanks for the image, jerk.

I'm just glad you didn't ask for the Chewbacca Real Doll. Wookiee sex jokes are my specialty*.


*Not really

That gives me an idea: The Wookiee Cushion.

Some of those are incredibly cool. Star Wars Foosball FFS!! I'd so have that in the living room!

Great for punching.

The Jabba the Hutt beanbags sounds cool, but they did it all wrong. It looks like a normal beanbag with a picture printed on it.

I was picturing a giant brown beanbag and you could sit in the middle like one of his slaves, maybe have an optional neck chain accessory...(OK maybe not).

I can't believe there are actually rejected Star Wars toys.

I was looking through the selection and realizing that the AT-AT chair caddy, the Death Star dart board, the Cloud City desk lamp, the Han in Carbonite mini-fridge, Jabba bean bag chair and the Galactic hunting trophies would actually work in my den.

I'm a total nerd, aren't I?

PacManDreaming: So...you're into pony play, huh?

Oh god, why did I google that?

The horror... the horror...

Taun taun play.... I have a new idea for a web sight.

unnaturalcravings: Taun taun play.... I have a new idea for a web sight.

Rule 34?

They need to make an R2-D2 projector as VGA/DVI/HDMI. I can guarantee they would sell at least one.

Xixox: They need to make an R2-D2 projector as VGA/DVI/HDMI. I can guarantee they would sell at least one.

Link (new window). Remote control, too.

Princess Lea Real Doll mysteriously absent

Building a deathstar grill is my next project

Link's more farked than Alderaan right now.

Did the beanbag have a fark hole?

I want my Ewok Grill machine and Han Solo ice cube maker.

the AT-AT caddy and the death star grill look pretty good

Looking for the photoshopped box of charred Auntie and Uncle action figures.

/obligatory

that AT-AT thing wasn't rejected, it's a custom built one-off by some random guy who thought it would be cool. Site is being force choked right now, though...

Mugato: I can't believe there are actually rejected Star Wars toys.

This was my first thought as well.

Not even a thousand clicks and it's farked, mirror anywhere?

Mugato: WANT

No hotlinks. Bad form, sir.

Site is FARKed

And since Diggnation already mentioned this, what else is there to mention? :)

Now if this isn't a photoshop theme waiting to happen...then I have no idea what is.

Ordered and received in '79, but with non-functional rocket. So it was kind of rejected.

WhatYouSay: Mugato: I can't believe there are actually rejected Star Wars toys.

This was my first thought as well.

Entirely believable though that a lot of the rejected ones are way better than the real ones out there.

Who wouldn't want to get their nerdy girlfriend Princess Leia headphones?

/It's true, nerdy girls exist.

Ok, I wan the Han Solo fridge. We almost stole the R2 Pepsi coolers from AMPM back when they were out on the market so it comes as no surprise to me...

1. Anatomically Correct Jabba.

2. Creepy Peeping Yoda.

3. cool Handless-Luke Skywalker

4. Sleepy-time Vader


//too obscure for fark?
///maybe...

Oh, don't hotlink the Otter. Uncool!

Big props to my boy Jason. That stuff's awesome.

rcaston: 1. Anatomically Correct Jabba.

2. Creepy Peeping Yoda.

3. cool Handless-Luke Skywalker

4. Sleepy-time Vader


//too obscure for fark?
///maybe...

this good enough?

Saborlas: Xixox: They need to make an R2-D2 projector as VGA/DVI/HDMI. I can guarantee they would sell at least one.

Link (new window). Remote control, too.

I want THIS!

bonoboho: rcaston: 1. Anatomically Correct Jabba.

2. Creepy Peeping Yoda.

3. cool Handless-Luke Skywalker

4. Sleepy-time Vader


//too obscure for fark?
///maybe...

this good enough?

I can't even begin to point out how many, many things that are wrong with that image!

Link's farked, but I have a feeling it relates to this.

farked

bonoboho: this good enough?

Please tell me that image comes from the net, and not your digital camera...


\ Shudders

Jose628: Princess Lea Real Doll mysteriously absent

If they made one of those, I'd buy stock in a doll repair business. You'd be richer than Lucas

The world just wasn't ready for a Jabba the Hutt beanbag

I have one

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: The world just wasn't ready for a Jabba the Hutt beanbag

I have one

You don't need to prove it by posting pictures, we all saw the TOTAL FARK tag next to your name.

Lest we forget...

linky is teh broked.