HITLER DID!!!

hitler hitler hitler hitler hitler

Enough with this lame ass cliche.

Nah, I like that cliche. The milkshake one needs to go.

This guy?

Guderian didn't. Too slow and required too big of a logistical tail for Blitzkrieg.

I'd rather give a Panzerfaust a test drive.

Mugato: Nah, I like that cliche. The milkshake one needs to go.

You know who else ordered milkshakes to go?

/sorry

?

Eric Cartman Stand-in



The Jews?

lol more like panzy tanks

Meh, Panzer, Schmanzer. Now, if you find a Tiger for a bargain, I'd be interested!

Mugato: Nah, I like that cliche. The milkshake one needs to go.

Yes to both.

In brief, could someone please explain or direct me to a link that explains the whole 'drink your milkshake' thing? I know it is from the movie, etc. As much as it annoys me, I want to focus my annoyance properly.

FTFA: German soldiers ate sausage made from their own blood

OK, who wants to lend me the €100,000? I promise I'll pay you back. And by "pay you back" I mean "drive my big lump of German-engineered hardware through your house until you stop pestering me for the money".

I need one, between that and the claymore mines, that will keep the kids off my lawn.

TXEric

Meh, Panzer, Schmanzer. Now, if you find a Tiger for a bargain, I'd be interested!

Technically a Tiger is a Panzer.

/German Nazi
//wait, that sounds wrong...

Well that guy at the San Fran zoo... oh wait, that was a Tiger.

Um, did anyone notice this link from the article? Two guys made blood sausage from their own blood? Dear lord...

It's a piece of junk!

/enough with the negative waves

kbarham Quote 2008-03-02 12:17:43 PM
Mugato: Nah, I like that cliche. The milkshake one needs to go.

Yes to both.

In brief, could someone please explain or direct me to a link that explains the whole 'drink your milkshake' thing? I know it is from the movie, etc. As much as it annoys me, I want to focus my annoyance properly.

Always with the neagtive waves, Moriarty!!

kbarham
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThZI-p8SKe0

/pphhhllalulllpphppppkkpppplll

Looks like a Stug3.

State_College_Arsonist

Um, did anyone notice this link from the article? Two guys made blood sausage from their own blood? Dear lord...

Unpleasant though that may be, why exactly is it a suspendable offence? Although I suppose as they're in the air force, it can't be good for their operational capacity...

the_colonel: enough with the negative waves

you're my hero

/woof-woof-woof
//that's my other dog imitation

State_College_Arsonist: Um, did anyone notice this link from the article? Two guys made blood sausage from their own blood? Dear lord...

How could they make an entire sausage from their own blood? Let it congeal or something? Or inject sausages with their own blood? Sounds like a treat for all the kids.

/something for the BBQ next week.

2wolves: Guderian didn't. Too slow and required too big of a logistical tail for Blitzkrieg.

WTF are you talking about?

Siamese Bream: TXEric

Meh, Panzer, Schmanzer. Now, if you find a Tiger for a bargain, I'd be interested!

Technically a Tiger is a Panzer.

/German Nazi
//wait, that sounds wrong...

Yeah, but it's of the more heavily-armored, ass-kicking variety.

Him?


/Not a Panzer
//Still Funny

Mugato: Nah, I like that cliche. The milkshake one needs to go.

I DRINK YOUR PANZER. I DRINK IT UP.

I'm thinking the tanks have to be worth WELL more than €100,000 based on the value of their metal for scrap alone...

State_College_Arsonist: Um, did anyone notice this link from the article? Two guys made blood sausage from their own blood? Dear lord...

Actually FTFA it sounds like they made blood sausage from *other people's* blood. They asked some guy for blood and he told his superior officers.

Article is short on specifics. What models of panzers? The Germans had 7 major Marks each with variations, plus boatloads of conversions and captured tanks (panzers). I doubt the Germans sent first rate vehicles to their allies, not having enough themselves.

rjrichter: FTFA: German soldiers ate sausage made from their own blood

Were there no female soldiers?


/vot?

Phil Moskowitz: Looks like a Stug3.

Good call.

StuG III Video (Pops - not a Rick Roll)

Arn_Dee: State_College_Arsonist: Um, did anyone notice this link from the article? Two guys made blood sausage from their own blood? Dear lord...

How could they make an entire sausage from their own blood? Let it congeal or something? Or inject sausages with their own blood? Sounds like a treat for all the kids.

/something for the BBQ next week.

Link (new window)

Siamese Bream: Unpleasant though that may be, why exactly is it a suspendable offence? Although I suppose as they're in the air force, it can't be good for their operational capacity...

-I think the article made it pretty clear that the two officers were disciplined under some sort of "you made us look bad" ruling. As for the sausage, it's made by cooking down blood with a filler of some type until the mixture congeals. I'm not sure of the ratio of blood to filler, but I'm reasonably certain that at least a pint of blood would be necessary. This internet recipe requires two cups of pork blood and half a pound of lard.

Still, that's just plain weird.

dwalder:
Always with the neagtive waves, Moriarty!!

Early contender for winner.

/Should have posted the pic and line "It's a beautiful tank!"
//Great movie
///"Ruff, ruff, ruff!"

Iron and Blood. Sausage.

evolved: ?

I lol'd

Panthers are Panzer Vs, Tigers are Panzer VIs, and a Maus would have been a Panzer VIII. Heck, I'd like to see one here just to see how the SUVs react in morning rush hour.

Micheal Dukakis?

It is a Stug III, more specifically an early G model. You can tell by the commander's cupola and the style of gun mantlet. By the time the Germans would have supplied the Bulgarians with this particular model it would have been getting a little long in the tooth but still a pretty effective tank killer.

/Should have posted the pic and line "It's a beautiful tank!"
//Great movie
///"Ruff, ruff, ruff!"


Best. Movie. Ever.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pMeb4ZSHh8

// not a rick-roll
/// oddball is my personal hero

I never understood people who really and truly want to own a tank. It's the most impractical and disgusting waste of money imaginable, for most people.

A Schwimmwagen or Kübelwagen, meanwhile, would be a more practical and interesting piece of German WWII history.

Mordos: /Should have posted the pic and line "It's a beautiful tank!"
//Great movie
///"Ruff, ruff, ruff!"


Best. Movie. Ever.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pMeb4ZSHh8

// not a rick-roll
/// oddball is my personal hero

Oddball? The guy's a nut!

1500 tonnes of Daddy WANTS (new window)

Speaking of planes, Airplane is on Comedy Central

/cool

I'm sorry everyone, but evolved wins this thread.