FTA: Cab driver arrested in abandoned baby case

How he got into the baby case, we'll never know! (badoom tsshh)

Where are William Devane and Donna Mills when you need them?

FAIL!!!

From TFA:

"Sailema became involved because he was dating the father's 21-year-old sister, police said. Investigators believe she persuaded the cab driver to help her family abandon the baby."

And I can't get greenlit for a story about a guy who loves to fark cars...geez.

I was told there'd be no math.

JERRY!
JERRY!
JERRY!
JERRY!
JERRY!
JERRY!

The Aristocabbies!

....and then it gets weird.

Wait, what?

after reading the convoluted headline, i don't know if i can deal with the article while sober.

reginaradiodude: FAIL!!!

And I can't get greenlit for a story about a guy who loves to fark cars...geez.

I'm more interested in that link... not that I'm into cars.

God I hate story problems in math.

I can't condemn the cabbie for this. It's not the right way to abandon an infant and he filed false reports, but the baby was left in safe hands and that's the most important.

So... if I'm reading this right... New York has 14 year old cab drivers who impregnate their 44-year old daughters?

Bucky Katt

after reading the convoluted headline, i don't know if i can deal with the article while sober.

unless you have the pinout chart and crib sheet skip this one.

Bucky Katt: after reading the convoluted headline, i don't know if i can deal with the article while sober.

Yes. I need a beer if I'm to click on that link.

Flashman73: So... if I'm reading this right... New York has 14 year old cab drivers who impregnate their 44-year old daughters?

They only drive like they're 14.

/and like they're still in Peshawar

Damn this new math!

please people, get abortions.

Suck it, "safe haven" laws.

So the car was the father of a 14 year old's 27 year old baby?

Dad?

Hagbardr: It's not the right way to abandon an infant and he filed false reports, but the baby was left in safe hands and that's the most important.

Actually, it is the right way. We have a no-questions-asked policy regarding whomever drops a baby off at a hospital as an abandoned child.

Or...it would have been the right way, had he not made up some wild story...

I was really hoping for pictures of these obviously attractive individuals.

And then it gets weird?

reginaradiodude:

And I can't get greenlit for a story about a guy who loves to fark cars...geez.

I would like to read this story you speak of.

reginaradiodude: And I can't get greenlit for a story about a guy who loves to fark cars...geez.

I am into cars, but not that sort of way. Linky?

Someday a real rain will come...

Baron Von Bullshiat: Someday a real rain will come...

At least the baby didn't end up in a dumpster

reginaradiodude: FAIL!!!

From TFA:

"Sailema became involved because he was dating the father's 21-year-old sister, police said. Investigators believe she persuaded the cab driver to help her family abandon the baby."

I came here to say this.

reginaradiodude: And I can't get greenlit for a story about a guy who loves to fark cars...geez.

But not this. I'm strangely intrigued though.

Hagbardr: I can't condemn the cabbie for this. It's not the right way to abandon an infant and he filed false reports, but the baby was left in safe hands and that's the most important.

I have to agree here. He could have left the baby in a dumpster or wrapped in a plastic bag or waited till it was 40 below like the other abandoned baby cases we hear about.

But why is the cabbie also being charged criminal facilitation? I thought you could abandon babies at fire stations or hosptials...

quippers01: reginaradiodude:

And I can't get greenlit for a story about a guy who loves to fark cars...geez.

I would like to read this story you speak of.

me too....
and this time i want real cars getting farked...not like those misleading a%@holes that tricked me with that whole chitty chitty bang bang thing....

42?

Baron Von Bullshiat: Someday a real rain will come...

Was the cabdriver Travis Bickle?

Notice the guy's name was "Klever"?

Fill in your joke here.

GoddessPrime: Hagbardr: I can't condemn the cabbie for this. It's not the right way to abandon an infant and he filed false reports, but the baby was left in safe hands and that's the most important.

I have to agree here. He could have left the baby in a dumpster or wrapped in a plastic bag or waited till it was 40 below like the other abandoned baby cases we hear about.

But why is the cabbie also being charged criminal facilitation? I thought you could abandon babies at fire stations or hosptials...

The safe haven law in NY only applies to babies up to few days old.

dbubb: GoddessPrime: Hagbardr: I can't condemn the cabbie for this. It's not the right way to abandon an infant and he filed false reports, but the baby was left in safe hands and that's the most important.

I have to agree here. He could have left the baby in a dumpster or wrapped in a plastic bag or waited till it was 40 below like the other abandoned baby cases we hear about.

But why is the cabbie also being charged criminal facilitation? I thought you could abandon babies at fire stations or hosptials...

The safe haven law in NY only applies to babies up to few days old.

So if it is any older they should just leave it in a dumpster to die?

/that is a stupid law.

I'm a taxi driver and I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

/would have dated a 21 year old also
/she must have been hot to follow through with a crazy plan like that
/would have told her family to fark off

Uncle Karl: dbubb: GoddessPrime: Hagbardr: I can't condemn the cabbie for this. It's not the right way to abandon an infant and he filed false reports, but the baby was left in safe hands and that's the most important.

I have to agree here. He could have left the baby in a dumpster or wrapped in a plastic bag or waited till it was 40 below like the other abandoned baby cases we hear about.

But why is the cabbie also being charged criminal facilitation? I thought you could abandon babies at fire stations or hosptials...

The safe haven law in NY only applies to babies up to few days old.

So if it is any older they should just leave it in a dumpster to die?

/that is a stupid law.

Agreed, but if there wasn't some limit, my parents would hae tried it with me when I turned 12.

Confusing article.
The plotlines on One Life to Live are easier.

dbubb: Uncle Karl: dbubb: GoddessPrime: Hagbardr: I can't condemn the cabbie for this. It's not the right way to abandon an infant and he filed false reports, but the baby was left in safe hands and that's the most important.

I have to agree here. He could have left the baby in a dumpster or wrapped in a plastic bag or waited till it was 40 below like the other abandoned baby cases we hear about.

But why is the cabbie also being charged criminal facilitation? I thought you could abandon babies at fire stations or hosptials...

The safe haven law in NY only applies to babies up to few days old.

So if it is any older they should just leave it in a dumpster to die?

/that is a stupid law.

Agreed, but if there wasn't some limit, my parents would hae tried it with me when I turned 12.

I actually think that should be allowed, people who would in reality give away their kids are generally not fit parents.

Damn that's an ugly baby.

It's like Look Who's Talking + Juno+ Lolita. Call Hollywood we have a winner!

Hagbardr: I can't condemn the cabbie for this. It's not the right way to abandon an infant and he filed false reports, but the baby was left in safe hands and that's the most important.


I agree.



Continue farking.

But, are they Muslim?

Well it's just a little bit of west virginia in the big city, now ain't it?

This is my understanding, but I have no idea if it is correct.

1. 27-year-old male impregnated a 14-year-old girl. (Statutory Rape)
2. 27-year-old father gave his daughter to the cabbie.
3. Cabbie was dating the 27-year-old father's 21-year-old sister.
4. Cabbie dropped off baby at a firehouse and made up a false story.
5. Cabbie gets caught in lie and is arrested. (Fraud?)
6. The baby has ended up in foster care.
7. The 14-year-old will likely not face charges because she is only 14.

There are more details, but I don't know where to fit them in.

New York: The new Florida.

Would someone kindly please draw me a map!

Erm....Isn't this analogous to kidnapping or something?

14 y.o. Mother + 27 y.o. Father = EWWWWW!