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(Seacoastonline.com) Cool The world's largest snowman isn't a man, baby. With 'I'd hit it' pics   (seacoastonline.com) divider line 59
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ElPresidente [TotalFark] 2008-03-02 06:20:43 AM  
Don't bother trying to hit it. I heard she's frigid.

 
marcpen [TotalFark] 2008-03-02 06:36:38 AM  
Kinda makes you wish you lived somewhere that people did things like this together as a community.

 
Bob Down 2008-03-02 06:38:50 AM  
Hasno balls

 
LaChanz [TotalFark] 2008-03-02 06:46:22 AM  
marcpen: Kinda makes you wish you lived somewhere that people did things like this together as a community.

I do. The trade off is you need to get out of the cities. But even there it's happening. I guess it's a matter of the people you know and hang with. And the snowwoman is just an excuse to put the snow somewhere. It doesn't seem to want to stop snowing in Maine.

 
monty666 [TotalFark] 2008-03-02 07:17:48 AM  
One word of warning: she doesn't respond well to golden showers.

 
SnarfVader 2008-03-02 07:49:16 AM  
monty666: One word of warning: she doesn't respond well to golden showers.

But how else would you give her a tramp stamp?

 
nacker 2008-03-02 08:34:49 AM  
I wonder what will happen when she starts melting. Depending on the sun, this thing might topple over onto those houses nearby.

/cunning plan? check
//thinking it through? maybe, maybe not

 
dahmers love zombie [TotalFark] 2008-03-02 09:13:33 AM  
I'd stuff my snowballs in it.

/BOOYA!

 
Stays Crunchy in Milk [TotalFark] 2008-03-02 09:54:12 AM  
LaChanz: It doesn't seem to want to stop snowing in Maine.

No kidding. I've been stuck in Orono two days after spring break started because of the snow.

 
nobozo 2008-03-02 10:57:10 AM  
www.jonco48.com

 
crazynickstyle 2008-03-02 11:30:48 AM  
i29.tinypic.com

/witnessed lurking in the vicinity

 
Pineapples 2008-03-02 11:31:06 AM  
Someone say snow woman?
She's in our back (sometimes front) yard every year. Held up a good couple of weeks before her massive.....tracts of land tipped her over.

:D

 
ThatGuyOverThere 2008-03-02 11:32:14 AM  
Hit it? No chilly willy for me, thanks.

 
Firetini [TotalFark] 2008-03-02 11:32:17 AM  
nacker: I wonder what will happen when she starts melting. Depending on the sun, this thing might topple over onto those houses nearby.

/cunning plan? check
//thinking it through? maybe, maybe not


Hopefully they were smart enough to build a moat around the damn thing.

 
Pineapples 2008-03-02 11:32:30 AM  
Trying again on the snow woman....

i16.photobucket.com

 
Peter_Steele 2008-03-02 11:33:48 AM  
wow. even david lynch was involved with the project. i'm a fan.

 
c.j. 2008-03-02 11:36:03 AM  
www.antkow.com


/then play in the water

 
zvoidx 2008-03-02 11:39:10 AM  
freeze too sharp.

 
EmmaLou 2008-03-02 11:40:16 AM  
That's an awfully phallic looking woman.

 
Gadren 2008-03-02 11:48:38 AM  
picayune.uclick.com

 
monkeydoodledandy [TotalFark] 2008-03-02 11:49:24 AM  
I wonder what happens to all the neighboring basements when she melts.

 
GhostWing 2008-03-02 11:56:41 AM  
Pineapples: Trying again on the snow woman....

Your own creation?

Very impressive ... and not for the obvious reasons.

 
Yes Sound 2008-03-02 11:56:46 AM  
The pic is a bit deceptive, shes actually pretty isolated out in the middle of a field. Unless of course they moved the giant pile of snow since I was there over new years.

 
invisichamesh 2008-03-02 11:56:48 AM  
monkeydoodledandy: I wonder what happens to all the neighboring basements when she melts.

I would hope, since they've done this before, that they've thought their cunning plan all the way through, up to what happens when it melts. Or that civil engineer whose leading the damn thing's going to look pretty bad.

 
skinink 2008-03-02 11:57:36 AM  

The Wicker-Snow-woman Man?


www.ex-mobile.com


 
7th Son of a 7th Son 2008-03-02 11:59:45 AM  
Gadren, please enjoy this complimentary internet.

 
Dick_Hertz 2008-03-02 12:02:19 PM  
I'd hit her with my snowballs!

 
GhostWing 2008-03-02 12:06:08 PM  
Dick_Hertz: I'd hit her with my snowballs!

And would live up to your login, I fear.

/there are worse things than getting one's tongue stuck on a flagpole.
//or so I've been told.

 
Frog_Princess 2008-03-02 12:21:25 PM  
Best use of the COOL tag ever.

 
pavel0 2008-03-02 12:21:50 PM  
Um, snow woman, really? shouldn't she have three sets of lips then? maybe some truck tires surrounded by tractor tires?

 
zensel 2008-03-02 12:21:57 PM  
I don't know but I been told, snow woman pussy is mighty cold.

/nothing

 
Juniper Jupiter [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-03-02 12:31:39 PM  
Bow chicka bow plow?

REALLY got nuthin'...

 
Crazy Cat Lady 2008-03-02 12:35:04 PM  
Subby is clearly not a boobs man.

 
ph0rk 2008-03-02 12:36:01 PM  
No fat chicks.

 
Firetini [TotalFark] 2008-03-02 12:36:03 PM  
i145.photobucket.com
i218.photobucket.com
i44.photobucket.com

 
things I do to my cats... [TotalFark] 2008-03-02 12:37:00 PM  
Pineapples: Trying again on the snow woman....

THANK YOU Pineapples. THAT is much more like what TFA describes. I was reading there description and looking at the picture and wondering if we were both looking at the same thing.

FTFA: "features eyelashes created from discarded skis and bright red lips made from painted car tires. She wears a giant red hat and a 100-foot-long scarf, and her blond tresses are made from rope. She gets a little bling from a snowflake pendant that's 6 feet long."


WTF?! i think "you're doing it wrong" at the reporter.

 
things I do to my cats... [TotalFark] 2008-03-02 12:40:05 PM  
would not hit

 
crystalwalrein 2008-03-02 12:41:36 PM  
Ah, Calvin and Hobbes. My favourite comics of all time.

rds.yahoo.com
www.sanctuaryslight.com

 
Fark_incense 2008-03-02 12:54:47 PM  
zvoidx: freeze too sharp.

WIN

 
dognose4 2008-03-02 01:57:05 PM  
tons more pics here at their blog http://bethelmainesnowwoman.com/blog/

bethelmainesnowwoman.com

 
lemon-curry 2008-03-02 02:02:12 PM  
Gasp! You mean the PC crowd hasn't yet insisted on the gender-neutral "snow person"?!

 
Ahoytheship [TotalFark] 2008-03-02 02:13:10 PM  
LaChanz: marcpen: Kinda makes you wish you lived somewhere that people did things like this together as a community.

I do. The trade off is you need to get out of the cities. But even there it's happening. I guess it's a matter of the people you know and hang with. And the snowwoman is just an excuse to put the snow somewhere. It doesn't seem to want to stop snowing in Maine.


As a displaced Mainer, somehow there comes a time that you really, REALLY start missing all that snow when you're away. Stupid Philadelphia, with it's stupid snow-less winters...

/but I'm moving back this summer! Hooray!

 
Al Gorithm 2008-03-02 02:19:23 PM  
img3.freeimagehosting.net

 
Ahoytheship [TotalFark] 2008-03-02 02:22:55 PM  
...Stupid Philadelphia, with it's its stupid snow-less winters...

/FTFM
//I am ashamed :(

 
gregh76 2008-03-02 02:29:01 PM  
Careful guys, you might end up with a head cold.

 
steklo 2008-03-02 02:52:44 PM  
Very NSFW Here.

 
treecologist 2008-03-02 03:15:35 PM  
She can't be any colder than my real-life wife.

 
Harmania 2008-03-02 03:59:18 PM  
She needs snowballs on her chin.

 
simpsonfan 2008-03-02 06:32:31 PM  
Mainly here for the Calvin & Hobbes. I wonder how long it would take a kid to make some of those. I would do some on my front lawn, but no snow in Los Angeles.

 
wheaties 2008-03-02 07:36:37 PM  
wwwimage.cbsnews.com

/Do not want

 
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