Don't bother trying to hit it. I heard she's frigid.

Kinda makes you wish you lived somewhere that people did things like this together as a community.

Hasno balls

marcpen: Kinda makes you wish you lived somewhere that people did things like this together as a community.

I do. The trade off is you need to get out of the cities. But even there it's happening. I guess it's a matter of the people you know and hang with. And the snowwoman is just an excuse to put the snow somewhere. It doesn't seem to want to stop snowing in Maine.

One word of warning: she doesn't respond well to golden showers.

monty666: One word of warning: she doesn't respond well to golden showers.

But how else would you give her a tramp stamp?

I wonder what will happen when she starts melting. Depending on the sun, this thing might topple over onto those houses nearby.

/cunning plan? check
//thinking it through? maybe, maybe not

I'd stuff my snowballs in it.

/BOOYA!

LaChanz: It doesn't seem to want to stop snowing in Maine.

No kidding. I've been stuck in Orono two days after spring break started because of the snow.

/witnessed lurking in the vicinity

Someone say snow woman?
She's in our back (sometimes front) yard every year. Held up a good couple of weeks before her massive.....tracts of land tipped her over.

:D

Hit it? No chilly willy for me, thanks.

nacker: I wonder what will happen when she starts melting. Depending on the sun, this thing might topple over onto those houses nearby.

/cunning plan? check
//thinking it through? maybe, maybe not

Hopefully they were smart enough to build a moat around the damn thing.

Trying again on the snow woman....

wow. even david lynch was involved with the project. i'm a fan.

/then play in the water

freeze too sharp.

That's an awfully phallic looking woman.

I wonder what happens to all the neighboring basements when she melts.

Pineapples: Trying again on the snow woman....

Your own creation?

Very impressive ... and not for the obvious reasons.

The pic is a bit deceptive, shes actually pretty isolated out in the middle of a field. Unless of course they moved the giant pile of snow since I was there over new years.

monkeydoodledandy: I wonder what happens to all the neighboring basements when she melts.

I would hope, since they've done this before, that they've thought their cunning plan all the way through, up to what happens when it melts. Or that civil engineer whose leading the damn thing's going to look pretty bad.

Gadren, please enjoy this complimentary internet.

I'd hit her with my snowballs!

Dick_Hertz: I'd hit her with my snowballs!

And would live up to your login, I fear.

/there are worse things than getting one's tongue stuck on a flagpole.
//or so I've been told.

Best use of the COOL tag ever.

Um, snow woman, really? shouldn't she have three sets of lips then? maybe some truck tires surrounded by tractor tires?

I don't know but I been told, snow woman pussy is mighty cold.

/nothing

Bow chicka bow plow?

REALLY got nuthin'...

Subby is clearly not a boobs man.

No fat chicks.

Pineapples: Trying again on the snow woman....

THANK YOU Pineapples. THAT is much more like what TFA describes. I was reading there description and looking at the picture and wondering if we were both looking at the same thing.

FTFA: "features eyelashes created from discarded skis and bright red lips made from painted car tires. She wears a giant red hat and a 100-foot-long scarf, and her blond tresses are made from rope. She gets a little bling from a snowflake pendant that's 6 feet long."


WTF?! i think "you're doing it wrong" at the reporter.

would not hit

Ah, Calvin and Hobbes. My favourite comics of all time.

zvoidx: freeze too sharp.

WIN

tons more pics here at their blog http://bethelmainesnowwoman.com/blog/

Gasp! You mean the PC crowd hasn't yet insisted on the gender-neutral "snow person"?!

LaChanz: marcpen: Kinda makes you wish you lived somewhere that people did things like this together as a community.

I do. The trade off is you need to get out of the cities. But even there it's happening. I guess it's a matter of the people you know and hang with. And the snowwoman is just an excuse to put the snow somewhere. It doesn't seem to want to stop snowing in Maine.

As a displaced Mainer, somehow there comes a time that you really, REALLY start missing all that snow when you're away. Stupid Philadelphia, with it's stupid snow-less winters...

/but I'm moving back this summer! Hooray!

...Stupid Philadelphia, with it's its stupid snow-less winters...

/FTFM
//I am ashamed :(

Careful guys, you might end up with a head cold.

Very NSFW Here.

She can't be any colder than my real-life wife.

She needs snowballs on her chin.

Mainly here for the Calvin & Hobbes. I wonder how long it would take a kid to make some of those. I would do some on my front lawn, but no snow in Los Angeles.

/Do not want