A talking monkey?

"And we were like, running really fast down the sidewalk," Aaron explained, "and and we were like, ahhhh! It was like, so freaky."


I'm like, ahhhh! just reading that.

Aaron was walking his dog with his best friend, Grey..

I guess Dakota, Jayden and Logan didn't want to come out of Starbucks.

Monkey on the lamb!

KRONICFELD, damn you beat me to it

monty666: "and and we were like, ahhhh! It was like, so freaky."

I'm like, ahhhh! just reading that.

In Washington, it's illegal to own a primate.
Since about 1862,anyway...

Wait, what?

WE GOTTA FIND THAT MONKEY!

No officer I don't own that monkey. He pays rent.

wasn't this a movie in the early 90's?

austin_millbarge:

I love Rhesus phesus.

Damn, randomizetimer, beat me to it. Everybody panic.

Mynd you, monkey bites kän be pretty nasti...

/Monkeys love chicken.

I hope it didn't have the rage virus.

Monkey!!

/it's funnier with the accent

Perhaps they can follow India's lead when it comes to dealing with small, mischievous monkeys... just release a larger, more fierce monkey to round them all up. That's got success written all over it.

Reminds me of a scene from Candide.

Nerve gas, lotsa nerve gas.

Then nuke the site from orbit....

I used to date a girl who worked at a small zoo. She came home one day with a huge bandage on her leg, and told me she got bitten by a monkey. I started giggling, then laughing uncontrollably. I don't know why I found it so funny, but I can tell you she sure didn't. The bite was nasty-monkeys are vicious little bastards.

/still think it's funny
//she was a real biatch

Excuse me
But have you seen my monkey?
Excuse me
But have you seen my monkey?

He bit me
And ran off to the city
He bit me
And ran off to the city

It's just a matter of time
Before I lose my mind
Awwwwwwwwwwww... OUTBREAK!

/obscure?

Is not amused

Hmm. Where have all the trademark shots of that monkey doing that hiss/scream gone?

*shakes head*

hasn't spokane had enough the past few years? like, 3 serial killers, a million meth labs and now a monkey?

/lived there for 1 year in middle school
//went back a year later to see some of my old friends
///they'd all joined the aryan nations 'cause apparently the nations have the best weed in town.
//except for the mexican kid
/does that count as a godwin?

And I was like, what in the heck is a monkey doing here?" Aaron exclaimed.

The pair started to run really, really fast .

"And we were like, running really fast down the sidewalk," Aaron explained, "and and we were like, ahhhh! It was like, so freaky."

"I thought it was a joke," said Dorothy Trujillo, Aaron's mother, "making it up because they have some imagination."

So she had to see for herself.

"And I, uh, got a little bit closer, took pictures and it looked like it was going to go back in the house," says Dorothy, "but then it turned around and charged me."

It ended up biting her on the leg.

They monkey probably found these folks annoying too.
I was like, these people, like, wouldn't make it very long in the wild.

No, we taste like prosciutto. A robot said so.

I only came here for Monkey on the Lam pictures.

Nothing a 12 ga won't fix.

People wouldn't taste anything like chicken. Snakes taste like chicken, as reptiles are very similar to birds, underneath the feathers.

People would taste like pork, probably.

It's always the bloody monkeys!

Damn dirty apes!

/sry

I've always been a strong advocate of killing simians. Especially after that one messed with Gary Larson in Africa.

If a person believes in corporal punishment and you have a bad monkey, would you spank it?

never has my username been more appropriate

2chris2: People wouldn't taste anything like chicken. Snakes taste like chicken, as reptiles are very similar to birds, underneath the feathers.

People would taste like pork, probably.

Yup, pigs are pretty much our nearest non-primate relatives.

Zombie Apocalypse?

Please

There was this guy, and he was always requesting shows that had already played. Yes. No. You have to tell her before. He couldn't quite grasp the idea that the charge nurse couldn't make it be yesterday. She couldn't turn back time, thank you, Einstein! Now, he was nuts! He was a fruitcake, Jim!

/got nuttin

Macaques have Herpes B. One of a hundred reasons why it's retarted to have one as a "pet"

Le singe est sur la branche.

Le singe conduit l'autobus.

Approves!

iagomonk: Macaques have Herpes B. One of a hundred reasons why it's retarted to have one as a "pet"

Macaques can have Herpes B, but obviously most don't. However owning one as a pet is probably the stupidest thing the you could do. I've done research with a species of macaque in China and they are mean little buggers. (Granted, if you had to deal with tourists and researchers, you would be too.) A handful of my friends work at a macaque sanctuary down in Oregon, and people who "love" their pets treat them like utter crap, and then dump them somewhere. It's pretty sick.

selfs:
Herpes B occurs naturally in upwards of 90% of macaque monkeys.
Humans can and do die of Herpes B.
The CDC considers Herpes B from pet macaques to be an emerging threat.

(links pop)

monty666: "And we were like, running really fast down the sidewalk," Aaron explained, "and and we were like, ahhhh! It was like, so freaky."


I'm like, ahhhh! just reading that.

Oh Jeez, the kid is 8. You made fun of an 8 year old telling a story. Good on you!!!!