Wool allergies are the number one reason for being single in NZ.

Loratadine is only surpassed in popularity by crystal methanphetamine.

FTA:"One man's erectile dysfunction may result simply from not enough direct stimulation; another's may indicate that one or both partners have not learned how to become more intimate after the initial lust period has burned itself out..."
Something wrong with the guys in N.Z.? As soon as she touches the zipper that thing is at attention.

FTA: Massey University student Laura Buckley carried out the study in conjunction with Sex Therapy New Zealand (STNZ)

Help her out farkers. Tell her how to really get over this dilemma. It may be an "Island Fever" sort of thing, lets give her some real research.

Kiwi girls were found to be the most promiscuous in the world in a recent Durex survey, they averaged 20 partners against the global average of 7.

Link (new window)

Do not want.

/Massey University Alum
//not a kiwi

Kiwi75: Kiwi girls were found to be the most promiscuous honest in the world in a recent Durex survey, they averaged 20 partners against the global average of 7.

Magnificent: Link (new window)

Do not want.

I see your do not want and raise you a Do Want. (new window)

Hey look here. As incriminating as it might have looked, the kiwi farmer was only helping that sheep over the fence.

Magnificent: Link (new window)

Do not want.

/Massey University Alum
//not a kiwi

Maybe there's another reason the guys can't get it up in front of the girl.....
From the album....

New Zealanders are all married?

eelcat:Maybe there's another reason the guys can't get it up in front of the girl.....
From the album....



Guy on left ready to lick the balls. Guy on right slurping it on down.

She's cute. Studman69? What do you think?

So they're saying that if you're not horny all the time and screw like a billy goat, there's something wrong with you. Right?

I thought that was a different disorder. Like, a hormone imbalance. The kind of thing that makes guys into serial rapists and such.

How about this: "There is something wrong will everyone. Especially you." That would be such a more efficient way to write stories like this.

It's all right, New Zealand. While I'm here you'll have no lack for sexual desire.

/Studying abroad in Auckland for the semester
//Good bar/pub suggestions?

Interestingly enough, I have an aunt who moved from California to New Zealand a year ago, and just today she told me of her frustrations with Kiwi men. Apparently, the dating scene there consists of groups of friends hanging out, and if a given guy in the group is into a given girl in the group, they start hanging out and are then considered to be dating (perhaps explaining NZ girls' high sexual-partner count?).

My aunt's frustration stems from how this social status-quo prevents guys from having to be direct in conveying to a girl what they want, both from a girl and a relationship (unlike in the US). As it's uncommon for a guy to actually ask a girl out, girls are less likely to have boyfriends. In this context, this study is more or less explaining the other side of the story - girls have numerous sexual encounters with guys who... don't. They don't because they're kind of the opposite of the aggressive 'players' prevalent in the US; they rely on social situations to provide the right conditions as opposed to creating the right conditions.

Thus, they don't get any play.
/musings from a tired boy. Goodnight

Magnificent: Link (new window)

Do not want.

/Massey University Alum
//not a kiwi

Well, if the study consisted of her walking up to New Zealanders and asking "Would you want to have sex with me?"...

GIS for Kiwi:



Would not hit it.

Im a kiwi, (former student). And getting sex has never been a problem.(not sheep.)

I'll fix your sex problems New Zealanders!

Don't be scuurd put the rubber on the head

Woah Is Me: Interestingly enough, I have an aunt who moved from California to New Zealand a year ago, and just today she told me of her frustrations with Kiwi men. Apparently, the dating scene there consists of groups of friends hanging out, and if a given guy in the group is into a given girl in the group, they start hanging out and are then considered to be dating (perhaps explaining NZ girls' high sexual-partner count?).

My aunt's frustration stems from how this social status-quo prevents guys from having to be direct in conveying to a girl what they want, both from a girl and a relationship (unlike in the US). As it's uncommon for a guy to actually ask a girl out, girls are less likely to have boyfriends. In this context, this study is more or less explaining the other side of the story - girls have numerous sexual encounters with guys who... don't. They don't because they're kind of the opposite of the aggressive 'players' prevalent in the US; they rely on social situations to provide the right conditions as opposed to creating the right conditions.

Thus, they don't get any play.
/musings from a tired boy. Goodnight

If true, sounds like any US Middle School kid from the US on a Sadie Hawkins Dance.

Woah Is Me:

Your aunt is a very astute observer.

/kiwi

Subby: Lack of sexual desire and infrequent intercourse are among the most common sexual problems experienced by New Zealanders


So, they're all married?

that's BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!

This is relevant to our interests.

Woah Is Me: Interestingly enough, I have an aunt who moved from California to New Zealand a year ago, and just today she told me of her frustrations with Kiwi men. Apparently, the dating scene there consists of groups of friends hanging out, and if a given guy in the group is into a given girl in the group, they start hanging out and are then considered to be dating

Yep. My Kiwi ex spent our entire relationship telling me we didn't have a relationship, we were just, uh, spending all our time with each other and going out all the time. Plus, she was about as affectionate as a dead mouse.

my post got farked. what the hell?

The cure:

That or any other stimulant ADD drug.
Or just buy a bit of meth since it's cheaper and easier to get.

...holy crap! I married a New Zealander!! That explains everything.

Dang wife should move there. she would fit right in

halfempty: I see your do not want and raise you a Do Want

I second your Do Want, even if the chick on the left appears to be shaped like a torpedo.

Not nearly enough activity here for an 'I'm not gettin' any' thread.

Are NZ chicks ugly or something?

My friend is dating a Kiwi who has anorgasmia, he can ejaculate but he doesn't get an orgasm as a result. She says otherwise their sex life is okay, which I find hard to believe given I really don't see the guy's point in having sex. I've heard of anorgasmia in women before but this is the first time I ever heard of a guy suffering it...... but after this thread I'm thinking there must be something up with NZ men.

Wicked Koala: Not nearly enough activity here for an 'I'm not gettin' any' thread.

This. Where the hell is overlord_mike?

Where's SherKhan? I want some Anna Paquin pictures.

So, not much sex going on in Hobbiton?

/Lord of the Rings.. Frodo.. Ok, I'll stop impressing you with my knowledge of New Zealand.

Males around the world are being emasculated by sex propaganda.

The truth is that most males are incapable of anything approaching the amount of sex they think they are. Guys like Ron Jeremy, not his size, but his capabilities, are 1 in a hundred million.

Typically, at 20 years old, a male might be able to perform four or five times a week. The average is maybe three or four times. It's not uncommon for men this age to only be able to perform one or two times a week.

Every five years after that, you can reduce sexual performance standards by one or two a week. Then it enters a monthly time scale. By 30, a lot of men are on an annual time scale, maybe able to perform every two or three months, though they don't think the are that limited. This is because masturbation takes less energy than sexual relations.

Even at this point there are many males who can perform at a higher standard, but the majority are fading fast. But they are convinced beyond all doubts that the problem is with *them*, that *most* males are still performing like they did in their 20s.

Okay, so what? As with running a long distance, if you don't pace yourself, you burn out and quit altogether. The trick is to objectively figure out what you are not just able to do if you push yourself, but the level of performance that you are comfortable with.

It's totally unfair to a lot of women, whose sexual interest often increase as men's decrease, and an ugly choice--less sex and less stress on the man; or more sex and stress and less pleasure, even becoming unpleasant. It causes a lot of grief to both partners.

While Viagra and similar drugs seem to improve the situation, they may just mask the problem by making the male able to perform, even though he is not otherwise inclined to.

The bottom line is to figure out your capability, not push yourself or accept the consequences of pushing yourself; but most of all don't beat yourself up for being unable to perform like Ron Jeremy when you are 40. Or even 30. Or even 20.

She is from New Zealand.



her video:
Here

Also from New Zealand: One of my favorite bands



Crowded House

whammer: Males around the world are being emasculated by sex propaganda.

The truth is that most males are incapable of anything approaching the amount of sex they think they are. Guys like Ron Jeremy, not his size, but his capabilities, are 1 in a hundred million.

Typically, at 20 years old, a male might be able to perform four or five times a week. The average is maybe three or four times. It's not uncommon for men this age to only be able to perform one or two times a week.

Every five years after that, you can reduce sexual performance standards by one or two a week. Then it enters a monthly time scale. By 30, a lot of men are on an annual time scale, maybe able to perform every two or three months, though they don't think the are that limited. This is because masturbation takes less energy than sexual relations.

Even at this point there are many males who can perform at a higher standard, but the majority are fading fast. But they are convinced beyond all doubts that the problem is with *them*, that *most* males are still performing like they did in their 20s.

Okay, so what? As with running a long distance, if you don't pace yourself, you burn out and quit altogether. The trick is to objectively figure out what you are not just able to do if you push yourself, but the level of performance that you are comfortable with.

It's totally unfair to a lot of women, whose sexual interest often increase as men's decrease, and an ugly choice--less sex and less stress on the man; or more sex and stress and less pleasure, even becoming unpleasant. It causes a lot of grief to both partners.

While Viagra and similar drugs seem to improve the situation, they may just mask the problem by making the male able to perform, even though he is not otherwise inclined to.

The bottom line is to figure out your capability, not push yourself or accept the consequences of pushing yourself; but most of all don't beat yourself up for being unable to perform like Ron Jeremy when you are 40. Or even 30. Or even 20.



WTF im 28, 4-5 times a week??!! thats farking nothing mate. If you've got a steady root and she's up for it, a dozen times and if it is the first coupla months of the relationship like 30-odd times. My gf went away for two weeks and when she came back we had sex 17 times in 36 hours.

I don't think I'm some kind of sex superstar, but if 4-5 times a week is all your sexdrive can muster at 20 years old, you've got some eunuch shiat going on.

Or your girlfriend is a hambeast.

This may explain a lot.

I'm in NZ for two months, single, and cannot seem to find any single males older than 18 and younger than 30.

Are they all off visiting their sex therapists?

The fact that the town I'm in has a population of maybe 800 might also be a factor...

Local pub scene is all really old guys. Boring.

Wulfhardt: So they're saying that if you're not horny all the time and screw like a billy goat, there's something wrong with you. Right?

I think TFA can be summarized as: When Kiwis are seeking help for sexual concerns, lack of sexual desire and infrequent intercourse are among the most common problems.

Well, duh. :-)

/really deserves obvious tag, not sad.

whammer: Typically, at 20 years old, a male might be able to perform four or five times a week.

Four or five times a week is not normal for someone in their 20s.

Testing fag filters.
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selfishiathink.
fark motherfarker attractive and successful African-American.