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(Telegraph) Amusing Hell's Angels planned to assassinate Mick Jagger. They did successfully kill Keith Richards, but nobody told him   (telegraph.co.uk) divider line 16
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BigEd [TotalFark] 2008-03-02 01:05:01 AM  
I'm thinking "no" on this story. The only thing the article was missing was Mick getting the inspiration to write Gimme Shelter from the assassination attempt and spinning it as a Vietnam War protest song.

 
zeppo [TotalFark] 2008-03-02 09:11:51 AM  
BigEd: I'm thinking "no" on this story. The only thing the article was missing was Mick getting the inspiration to write Gimme Shelter from the assassination attempt and spinning it as a Vietnam War protest song.

Except

a) Gimme Shelter was written by KEITH - after Mick had filmed a scene for Performance with Anita Pallenberg, in which he all but farked her on camera. There is an outtake of it with KEITH on the lead vocal.

b) Gimme Shelter was released on Let it Bleed before Altamont - and was actually PERFORMED at the show - the only time they played it the whole 1969 tour.

And they knew the Angels were after them - on the 72 tour, when they were in NY, they had cops all over the floor of the hotel they were at.

 
madmann [TotalFark] 2008-03-02 10:15:34 AM  
Oh, Keith knows he's dead. He's just too cool to care. He's figured out to the secret to eternal life after death.

/Keith Richards has Chuck Norris' soul in a bottle.

 
Welcome to the Machine [TotalFark] 2008-03-02 10:40:57 AM  
"If a nuclear war happens, two things will survive:
Cockroaches and Keith Richards."

/Some now dead comedian

 
PegLeg 2008-03-02 11:51:12 AM  
Welcome to the Machine: "If a nuclear war happens, two things will survive:
Cockroaches and Keith Richards."

/Some now dead comedian


www.comedycontact.com

Not dead yet.

 
madmann [TotalFark] 2008-03-02 12:29:01 PM  
PegLeg: Welcome to the Machine: "If a nuclear war happens, two things will survive:
Cockroaches and Keith Richards."

/Some now dead comedian

[Leary Pic]

Not dead yet.


*sigh*....

I believe Welcome to the Machine was referring to the guy who actually wrote that joke.

i5.photobucket.com

Condition re-downgraded to dead.

 
djstasis 2008-03-02 03:06:26 PM  
Unfortunately for them, Keith Richards can't be killed by conventional weapons.


/Party on?

 
SpaceLord 2008-03-02 03:31:56 PM  
Defined "kill."

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carmody 2008-03-02 04:01:30 PM  
I totally believe it. If you watch Gimme Shelter you can see Angels president Sonny Barger giving Jagger the stink-eye pretty hard and heavy...and Barger himself has said many times since that the Stones disgusted him with their effeminate clothes and their "baby" this and "baby" that.

Don't fark with the Angels, man.

 
Marley 2008-03-02 05:06:24 PM  
SpaceLord: Defined "kill."

Eeeeeeek!

Don't DO that! Post a NSFLunch warning or something. Sheesh!

 
cc_rider 2008-03-02 07:34:36 PM  
Meh. File this under "old news".

 
Flamethrowing_Troll 2008-03-02 08:51:01 PM  
carmody: I totally believe it. If you watch Gimme Shelter you can see Angels president Sonny Barger giving Jagger the stink-eye pretty hard and heavy...and Barger himself has said many times since that the Stones disgusted him with their effeminate clothes and their "baby" this and "baby" that.

Don't fark with the Angels, man.


Yeah, the Stones really suffered from farking w/the Angels.

 
therumblefish 2008-03-03 01:01:56 AM  
Seems they weren't very committed to the cause if they gave up because their canoe tipped over.

 
bunner [TotalFark] 2008-03-03 02:30:03 AM  
Assassinated?

Nah... Kennedy was assassinated, King was assassinated.

Mick is a rock singer. And a really good one, but he would have just gotten his ass shot. As far as people who ride motorcyles and trash bars, commit rape and stab poeple at random for "dissing" them, what would they be without the motorcycles?

 
Cheeses H Rice 2008-03-03 08:11:44 PM  
a.abc.com

Let's rob Mick Jagger!

 
Your_Huckleberry [TotalFark] 2008-03-04 09:27:43 PM  
carmody 2008-03-02 04:01:30 PM
I totally believe it. If you watch Gimme Shelter you can see Angels president Sonny Barger giving Jagger the stink-eye pretty hard and heavy...and Barger himself has said many times since that the Stones disgusted him with their effeminate clothes and their "baby" this and "baby" that.

Don't fark with the Angels, man.


I saw something like that on a VH1 "Behind the Music" thing or such on Altamont, maybe even a show on the History Channel. Regardless, I remember one of the Angels there being interviewed for the show and him saying how much Jagger disgusted him and such.

On a related note, a friend on mine is Oakland PD and he claims the group the cops there are most concerened with are the Hells Angels.

 
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