I lol'd

+1!

+1 as well!

golf clap
bang head on desk
golf clap
bang head on desk
....

I can't decide.

Garden Gnome: Apply directly to your daughter!
Garden Gnome: Apply directly to your daughter!
Garden Gnome: Apply directly to your daughter!

What a load of old crap! It's not a gnome! It's a hippie he's just killed. He's just killed a hippie, everybody!!

My names Friday...I carry a badge....

Bravo, Subby.

Man. Southwestern PA produces Fark headlines with unsettling frequency... What would Mr. Rogers say?

Golf Clap...

The prefered lawn ornament for attacking one's daughter in these parts is a pink plastic Flamingo.

Nice Young Ones reference, phomancho.

/Get the DVDs and watch the pilot episodes of "Bottom" and "Filthy Rich and Catflap"
//Then never watch them again, because they're awful.

I laughed subby.

tampaflacouple: The prefered lawn ornament for attacking one's daughter in these parts is a pink plastic Flamingo.

Yeah, but they stopped making those...

I wonder what the effect on violent crime would be, if we made alcohol illegal and legalized marijuana?



/think all drugs should be legal
//but if we were to ban one, i think alcohol might be the better choice

I laughed as well..

+1 and golf clap... oh whom' I kiddin'. LOL.

Is this in reference to the Pew Pew Pew meme? Otherwise, I don't get it.

"Nothing wrong with meat" X4

"Somthings got to give" X4


GNOME!!!!


"Let the bodies hit the Flo" X3

;)

Lars The Canadian Viking: Is this in reference to the Pew Pew Pew meme? Otherwise, I don't get it.

Won't someone please think of the gnomes?

MissSmartass~~~That's why we can't see his hands!!! He's in handcuffs!!!!

A solid +1

JSieverts: MissSmartass~~~That's why we can't see his hands!!! He's in handcuffs!!!!

Exactly!

31 with a teenage stepdaughter. Shouldn't you be farking her rather than beating her with garden gnomes? Just a little joke. Seriously, I'll be 30 in August and the last thing I would want would be an old ass wife and a teenager with no blood relation to me that might start calling me "Dad". I'm still nine years away from having a teenager (my son is four) and I'm in no hurry.

I can see how tensions could arise in this sort of situation. If you have kids why would you marry someone who is so close in age to your children? I suppose I'm getting to the age where I appreciate at least a decent level of maturity. Call me crazy for thinking that Rumer Willis shouldn't call Ashton Kutcher "Dad". I was born the same year as Kutcher. I wouldn't marry someone Demi Moore's age, especially after she'd been anywhere near Bruce Willis' schlong, and I would not want anything to do with her teenage daughter, all Chris Hansen-type allegations aside.

Made me think of this:

/+1 intertubes for subby

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GNOME GNOME GNOME

GNOME GNOME GNOME

/sorry about the last post...

"Om nom nom nom" is originally an Italian expression. I think.

At least he used GNOME, instead of some lesser environment like KDE or XFCE...

Egalitarian: "Om nom nom nom" is originally an Italian expression. I think.

More likely just a case of Onomatopoeia

+1 Subby...good farking job.

huphollandhup: I wonder what the effect on violent crime would be, if we made alcohol illegal and legalized marijuana?



/think all drugs should be legal
//but if we were to ban one, i think alcohol might be the better choice

Errr, we tried that once....

Egalitarian: "Om nom nom nom" is originally an Italian expression. I think.

Way to overthink it, dude... fairly sure jhum101 is right...

huphollandhup: I wonder what the effect on violent crime would be, if we made alcohol illegal and legalized marijuana?

/think all drugs should be legal
//but if we were to ban one, i think alcohol might be the better choice
During prohibition, murders and violent crime rates skyrocketed. (new window)

Pribar: At least he used GNOME, instead of some lesser environment like KDE or XFCE...

I LOL'd.

//running Ubuntu

If gnomes are outlawed, only outlaws will have gnomes.
Defend your right to own gnomes.

jhum101: Egalitarian: "Om nom nom nom" is originally an Italian expression. I think.

More likely just a case of Onomatopoeia

I lol'd. +1 Subby.

/sorry

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

+1

jhum101: Egalitarian: "Om nom nom nom" is originally an Italian expression. I think.

More likely just a case of Onomatopoeia Om-nom-nom-nomatopoeia

/fixed that for myself?

At least it was not a wiffle ball bat....

Ernie McBert: Man. Southwestern PA produces Fark headlines with unsettling frequency... What would Mr. Rogers say?

It's also known as Pennsyltuckey.

Mudcloth:

It's also known as Pennsyltuckey.

Pennsyltucky. Fixed

Cute, subby! +1

subby... wins!

Very nice, subby, very nice.

Well done, subby!

In response to Lars the Canadian Bacon King (or similar, can't recall), I first saw the "NOM NOM NOM" monniker attributed to a photo of the collapsed Minneapolis bridge. If it's older than that, I apologize.

/Other than the Cookie Monster, of course.
//The Cookie Monster should eat cookies and not healthy stuff, btw. Does every child-targeted character have to be sterile now?