Nurses are hot and ready to party!

Where were all of these when my throat would close up as a kid?

So basically every episode of Grey's Anatomy.

/I keed
//I can't believe Izzie did that

When I was in the hospital for some oral surgery the very hot student nurse on nights gave the guy in the next bed a bj. They thought I was asleep. I dated her roommate for a year, the day nurse ;-p

DonnyBaker: Nurses are hot and ready to party!

Unless I'm mistaken, it was a different Donny Baker who said, "Nurses are just strippers that graduated."


//not my quote
///calm down ladies

Mother-in-law a nurse. Father-in-law met her on the job.

/so how many nurses have affairs with doctors?

Well, Hellooooooooo, nurse!

This thread will be epic in 30 minutes or less.

/or your pizza is free

I had an affair with a nurse. We even got busy in an elevator at the hospital she worked at. What was funny is she was the head nurse. Her real title was charge nurse but she did give great head and she swallowed.

I doubt I'll ever find a woman again that could suck a cock as she could.

djkutch You owe me a new monitor!!!

I think it's time for my temperature to be taken!

Nurse Ratchet does not approve.

djkutch: When I was 14, a super hot nurse shaved my stomach and groin for an appendectomy.

It was hot, soapy and wet. She told me that what happened was okay and kissed me on the cheek.

That was a story you really didn't need to share.....

Is it time for Nurse Tisdale's morning cup of coffee?

djkutch: When I was 14, a super hot nurse shaved my stomach and groin for an appendectomy.

It was hot, soapy and wet. She told me that what happened was okay and kissed me on the cheek.

That's so sweet.

The Asshole Guy: I had an affair with a nurse. We even got busy in an elevator at the hospital she worked at. What was funny is she was the head nurse. Her real title was charge nurse but she did give great head and she swallowed.

I doubt I'll ever find a woman again that could suck a cock as she could.

The Penthouse forum blog is two doors down on the left

Thats what my vet said anyway.

djkutch: When I was 14, a super hot nurse shaved my stomach and groin for an appendectomy.

It was hot, soapy and wet. She told me that what happened was okay and kissed me on the cheek.

When I was a Senior in H.S. I woke up one morning and felt like I had been kicked in the balls. Told my mom (dad wasn't around at the time) who told me to call her if it was still an issue later on in the day. My junk pretty much felt like it owed the mafia money all day so I gave her another call around noon. She called the office, who gave me permission to leave, and I headed over to the doctor's office.

Female doctor on call at the time, who came in and asked me what the problem was. Told her, she left, nurse came in to do her usual deal with all the "what's the problem? Vomiting? Diarrhea? etc." routine, and then waited in there with me while the doctor came in. 2 older females, neither bad looking, and myself in the room at this time. Doc asks me to lay back and relax, goes to pull down my waistband.

ATTENTION!

A bit embarassing, but I figured it was an everyday thing for them. Apparently since I wasn't 18 at the time a second person had to be in the room during the inspection, so I was laying back on a table looking up at 2 women standing over my junk at about chest-level. Like I said, embarassing but not a huge deal. Pants were back up after she moved me around a bit and asked a buncha questions, all with my raging hard-on grasped in her hand pretty much how I'd hold it during Scott's Happy Time. I get referred to a specialist a few miles away. Get in the car and drive, get there, and realize it's another female doctor.

Fantastic.

Same situation, essentially the same pseudo-embarassment and awkward silences between questions while she holds my boner in her hand. She sends me to the hospital. By the time I get there I've got lower-abdomen pain and a horrific case of blue balls. I was sitting in the waiting room for all of about 20 seconds before a male doctor calls me in.

I never thought I'd be so happy to find out a dude was going to toy with my junk. I didn't think I could handle another one.

As I'm undressing and he's asking me questions a female in doctor's attire walkes in.

Awesome. Thanks alot.

Apparently she was an intern. So a half-minute later I'm standing up in front of a male and female, both staring intently at my cock, and they literally take turns moving me around while the female asks questions and the male responds.

Scott Junior's in limbo, and can't make up his mind, so finally settles for pseudo-after-sex-boner. A few minutes later the female leaves and the doctor tells me I've probably got appendicitis and need to hang out on-watch for a few hours. He gives me the information I need to head over to a hospital room and gives my mom a call to let her know.

I managed to wait all of 5 minutes in the room before going to rub one out.

By 3am the next morning I was a pound lighter, didn't have an appendix, and had post-catheter-eurethra, which is the most ridiculously painful condition to piss with I've ever experienced.

Moral: It's impossible to not get a hard-on if a woman is messing with your dick and you're 17, even if it hurts.

This includes nurses who work in psychiatric care wards.

I do not think this is as common in the US, either that or we are better about containing it. There is a line that should not be crossed for sick patients IMO, and while they are ill they should get the most professional service possible. Once the patient is recuperated then maybe this would be permissible, but there should be a gap of time between patient release and start of any potential relationship.

/sick people are vulnerable, they deserve quality care, professionalism, and protection

geniusiknowit

This includes nurses who work in psychiatric care wards.

Those chicks are farking nuts!

Earguy 2008-03-01 07:30:15 PM
Mother-in-law a nurse. Father-in-law met her on the job.
/so how many nurses have affairs with doctors?

The orthodonist I went to as a kid/teen married a hygenist who worked for him.
*shrug*
/no Seinfeldesque memories.

ScottHimself: Moral: It's impossible to not get a hard-on if a woman is messing with your dick and you're 17, even if it hurts.

It's also impossible not to get a hard-on if a woman is messing with your dick when you're 32.

Wow.. way to read subby, the article actually says:

"Almost one in 10 nurses think starting a relationship with one of their patients is acceptable while one in six said they knew of a colleague who had a sexual relationship with a patient they were looking after."

I was getting all hot and bothered by this thread until I realized that hospitals do have male nurses. So now as a in-patient, I'm not getting a kick out of these replies ...

Kind of ashamed I know this reference...

giggidy giggidy goo

/Boobies on pda

I ended up falling in love with a really beautiful nurse when I was in hospital in Tokyo a few years back. She's now my wife and the mother of my children.
Oh, and Lord Mancroft can f*ck himself, the old tit.

my current gf is a nurse.

I can confirm the article.

/would write more but he's on her way over from work atm.
//giggidy

Hey - it's a woman in your room....hopefully.

meathome: my current gf is a nurse.

I can confirm the article.

/would write more but he's on her way over from work atm

Is she currently going ass to mouth with one of her patients? Or is she going ATM with all of them?

i work in a hospital and i know for a fact nurses are not hot! ive seen maybe one or two NILF's, out of hundreds of nurses that work here. the rest are fat cows, talking about food all the time.

This would be the average nurse. you remember them being all hot and sexy when you were 12 because everything that didn't look like your grandma was.

I must have gone to the wrong hospital. Last time I was in I felt like a box on a shelf in a warehouse. The nurse got mad at me for reading quietly at 10:30 p.m., even though the guy in the bed next to me was in a coma, and his family would have been eternally grateful to me if I had managed to wake him up.

smooshie

Thread.


/Animaniacs ruled

I am disapointed in the lack of hot nurse pics.

the pics. let me see them.

curse my non refresh

Skiffy: meathome: my current gf is a nurse.

I can confirm the article.

/would write more but he's on her way over from work atm

Is she currently going ass to mouth with one of her patients? Or is she going ATM with all of them?

*golf clap*

nicely played sir

/for her sake it better not be with any of them... she was single when we started after all ;)

the tears are rolling down my face



oh and may I add:

I'm a nurse so I'm really getting a kick out of some of these replies.

Kleinzeit approves

meathome: my current gf is a nurse.

I can confirm the article.

/would write more but he's on her way over from work atm.
//giggidy

Giggidy for him/her?

I doubt many of you farkers would have been as interested in an affair when I would have been your nurse. I will say this. I got a lot of play when I was a male nurse in a hospital. If I hadn't had that "no married chicks" rule I would have been swimming in the poon. farking morals always getting in the way of a good time.

/Former male nurse
//Now a PA
///Not fighting them off yet but I am new

The Grinch: This thread will be epic in 30 minutes or less.

/or your pizza is free

Legendary Thread?

My wife is a nurse. Most of the people we know are in the medical field. Three of them (my wife and her friends Sue and Kesha) are attractive (one if them, Kesha, is insanely hot), and the rest look like 150lbs of pudding in a 110lb bag.

must be the same 10% that look like Nurse Ratched

skinink: The big problem with marrying a nurse:

1) She buys crap coffee, you have to go out and buy gourmet coffee.

2) Occasionally a past coworker will show up at your house with a body whose head was shot off, and your nurse wife will be home in an hour and a half.

That is beautiful.

I read the headline to my intensely hot nurse wife....


and she said she threw up in her mouth a little....

as she said, there is nothing sexy about wiping asses, and cleaning up sputum.

I dated a nurse in college...

OH MY FREAKIN' GOD! - she was a twisted sister and couldn't wait to get in the door before she ripped your clothes off! Anything was OK with her, but sadly, I had to leave her, due to her insanity.