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(Denver Channel) Sad Man barbecuing in yard hears "big bang", rushes out front to find man dead in car wreck, not the forming universe he was hoping for   (thedenverchannel.com) divider line 36
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mortalmorsel 2008-03-01 08:07:19 PM  
You fail to mention that the "car wreck" was inside said barbecuer's home, subby.

 
skinink 2008-03-01 08:10:03 PM  

"Denver police spokesman, Sonny Jackson, said the unidentified male was speeding down the street, lost control of the stolen vehicle and hit the tree in front of the home before it came to a final stop when it wrecked into the side of the home on the 1700 block of Ulster."


Treebeard - 1, Orcs Carjacker - 0


 
Egon Spengler 2008-03-01 08:12:49 PM  
Yeah, but was it a Delorean quipped with a flux capacitor?


/dnrtfa

 
jackbooty 2008-03-01 08:13:10 PM  
One less car thief in prison. Good.

 
OxfordDon 2008-03-01 08:16:04 PM  
Was the article written by a 4 year old?

'sqreeching'?

 
prince of peas 2008-03-01 08:21:51 PM  
FTFA: Sean Edwards, a neighbor who lives across the street from where the accident happened, was having a barbecue when he heard the sqreeching of a car followed by a "big bang".
Mortalmorsel:
You fail to mention that the "car wreck" was inside said barbecuer's home, subby.

Subby -1 Mortalmorsel - 0

 
10 sec rule applies to pudding too 2008-03-01 08:23:03 PM  
I'm weeping because a car thief wreckd and got killed...
Yeah...

 
sjbiars 2008-03-01 08:24:00 PM  
jackbooty: One less car thief in prison. Good.

Agreed.

 
i hate jimmy page 2008-03-01 08:27:24 PM  
You couldn't have heard the Big Bang anyways. You fail at physics subby.

 
fark_your_mudder 2008-03-01 08:29:11 PM  
Really weak, subby. -13.7 billion.

 
mikaloyd 2008-03-01 08:29:18 PM  
Its a pity all the theiving bastards like this dont end up dead when they wreck the cars. It makes the world a better place.

 
kilgorn 2008-03-01 08:29:55 PM  
A dead car thief is no reason to fark up a good BBQ....

 
doveroftke 2008-03-01 08:32:18 PM  
Man hears "big bang", rushes outside to find a "dead body" after a "car wreck".

Quotation mark salesman hard at work, apparently.

 
monsieurstabby [TotalFark] 2008-03-01 08:34:37 PM  
OxfordDon: Was the article written by a 4 year old?

'sqreeching'?

 
cretinbob [TotalFark] 2008-03-01 08:47:36 PM  
i46.photobucket.com

 
CygnusDarius [TotalFark] 2008-03-01 08:49:05 PM  
Well, the explosion did have a nice color.

 
Mob-Doc 2008-03-01 08:58:36 PM  
i25.tinypic.com

 
the_chief 2008-03-01 09:05:30 PM  
Car wrecks are just a theory.

 
TMBGfreak 2008-03-01 09:09:04 PM  
Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Not in the conventional way, no. But you can hear it with a radio telescope.

Seeing as how it's EM radiation, would it be more analogous to "seeing".

/This is 107.5 broadcasting from alpha centauri

 
i hate jimmy page 2008-03-01 09:15:17 PM  
Abe Vigoda's Ghost: i hate jimmy page: You couldn't have heard the Big Bang anyways. You fail at physics subby.

Not in the conventional way, no. But you can hear it with a radio telescope.

You fail at science.

"But but but not in the conventional way..."

STFU. The headline meant auditory sensation. Don't be a douche and try to deny it. Weak ass.

Did I hit a nerve submitter?

 
Barbecue Bob 2008-03-01 09:26:57 PM  
kilgorn 2008-03-01 08:29:55 PM
A dead car thief is no reason to fark up a good BBQ....

/couldn't agree more kilgorn. Barbecue Bob approves.

the_chief 2008-03-01 09:05:30 PM
Car wrecks are just a theory.

/FTW! +1 chief.

 
No Catchy Nickname 2008-03-01 09:45:10 PM  
I quite enjoyed the headline.
I mean, it wasn't a classic or anything, but I thought subby did well with the materials supplied.

 
ehrichweiss 2008-03-01 09:51:47 PM  
the_chief: Car wrecks are just a theory.

Gawddammit!! Do we have to teach every last one of you the difference between a "theory" and a "hypothesis"?

/in the beginnning, there was the assembly line

 
cardoso [TotalFark] 2008-03-01 09:56:03 PM  
Cute little headline, subby.

me like it.

 
simpsonfan 2008-03-01 10:12:20 PM  
A dead car theif is no reason to fark up a good BBQ Actually a dead car theif MAKES a good BBQ. Mmm, long pig.

If someone steals one of my cars, and crashes, I sure hope he gets killed. Fix it up, but leave the blood stains as a cool souvineer.

 
TheDirtyNacho 2008-03-01 10:15:55 PM  
TMBGfreak: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Not in the conventional way, no. But you can hear it with a radio telescope.

Seeing as how it's EM radiation, would it be more analogous to "seeing".

/This is 107.5 broadcasting from alpha centauri

Well its not really in the visible spectrum, closer to the microwave, so its more like 'cooking'?

And since the man was bbqing, thats pretty close to cooking and seeing the big bang.... seems perfectly logical to me. Yeah, thats the ticket.

 
jake3988 2008-03-01 10:16:41 PM  
jackbooty 2008-03-01 08:13:10 PM One less car thief in prison. Good.
----------------------

Sweet sweet justice.

/Oh, wait.

 
LeroyB 2008-03-01 10:17:39 PM  
growabrain.typepad.com

Stephen Hawking is on his way to investigate this "Big Bang"

 
fireclown 2008-03-01 10:34:04 PM  
www.lukechueh.com

28 days, 6 hours, 42 minutes and 12 seconds

 
greighwolf 2008-03-01 10:52:01 PM  
With Respect to Dane Cook...

"I heard the crash, so I came out"

 
Egon Spengler 2008-03-01 11:25:06 PM  
greighwolf
With Respect to Dane Cook...

"I heard the crash, so I came out"

Why should anyone have to give any respect to that over-rated, unfunny joke-thieving piece of shiat?


/p.s. Morons like Dane Cook and quote him any chance they get.

 
cornponebread [TotalFark] 2008-03-02 12:43:20 AM  
Car thief = asshat.

/Take that, asshat.

 
Amigajoe [TotalFark] 2008-03-02 12:58:13 AM  
-So an unidentified guy stole the car from an unidentified guy in an unidentified location. Are we sure a crime took place here?

 
Jument 2008-03-02 01:32:50 AM  
Headline is a bit of a reach. Actually a lot of a reach. Meh.

 
Nine Foot Worm Creates Own Food 2008-03-02 09:56:43 AM  
I'll bet he was grilling, not barbecuing.

/purist
//the second only thing i'm good at
//yes, I know, I need to get a life

 
Ow My Balls 2008-03-02 12:41:37 PM  
Love the cosmology talk!

So, do you think our species will escape and colonize far enough away to escape the eventual death of our sun? Or will our many psychoses doom us to extinction?

/Seeing the Andromeda Galaxy with the naked eye FTW

 
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