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(The Local (Sweden)) Dumbass Teacher warned for feeding students cat food, even though it is an improvement over cafeteria food   (thelocal.se) divider line 38
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skinink 2008-03-01 04:19:51 PM  
I can has Friskies Buffet?

 
bixpchiphead 2008-03-01 04:23:06 PM  
Ya mean cheezburger?

 
Funk Brothers 2008-03-01 04:24:35 PM  
Geeze, with all this food in the world, we can't give it to the poor and instead we give them pet food.

That's pretty much farked up right there and something is wrong with our society.

 
Wicked Koala 2008-03-01 04:24:45 PM  
Approves.

www.thedotdotdot.com

 
jynxyu 2008-03-01 04:25:06 PM  
Somehow, "Teacher warned for feeding students cat food" doesn't sound as bad as "Teacher warned for feeding students AS cat food".

 
Trance750 [TotalFark] 2008-03-01 04:25:56 PM  
So if the teacher is giving the students cat foot, what are the cats eating?

 
Wicked Koala 2008-03-01 04:27:34 PM  
Trance750: So if the teacher is giving the students cat foot, what are the cats eating?

Lunchables.

 
AnnoyingKidNextDoor 2008-03-01 04:27:44 PM  

 
Prank Call of Cthulhu [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-03-01 04:33:28 PM  
When I started in elementary school, the first three days I ate cafeteria food. It was after they served something called Johnny Marzetti (that shiat was big in Ohio schools) I told my mom to buy me a lunchbox; I wasn't having anything to do with that crap.

 
Ned the Wookie 2008-03-01 04:33:54 PM  
The problem wasn't so much that they ate cat food, it's the fact that the kids started crapping in the sandbox and licking their butts.

 
KushanMadman [TotalFark] 2008-03-01 04:37:32 PM  
Subby, are you dissing rectangular pizza with little square pepperoni chunks?

Don't make me come over there.

 
Doctor Funkenstein [TotalFark] 2008-03-01 04:38:26 PM  
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Firetini [TotalFark] 2008-03-01 04:38:35 PM  
Lunch:
Sheba Tuna Filet Sandwich, Tender Vittles Gourmet w/gravy, and milk

i137.photobucket.com

 
The Shatner Incident 2008-03-01 04:41:28 PM  
KushanMadman

Subby, are you dissing rectangular pizza with little square pepperoni chunks?

Don't make me come over there.


Dude, I loved that crappy pizza, especially when drenched in ranch dressing from the crappy salad that consisted solely of lettuce and crappy (imitation) bacon bits. I was more partial to the breakfast pizza with the breakfast sausage and white gravy or whatever that stuff was, though.

 
Bucky Katt [TotalFark] 2008-03-01 04:48:08 PM  
is this the katturday thread?

 
Dunit 2008-03-01 04:48:56 PM  
"more testicles means more iron"

 
Sp1kez 2008-03-01 04:49:41 PM  
it was as if an Occult Hand had spoon fed the lil devils ?

 
sugarmagnolia94 2008-03-01 04:50:59 PM  
did anyone else get the upgraded rectangular pizza with fake cheese in the crust? and yes, the watered-down ranch dressing was a must. mmmh mmmh...soggy!

 
vgss 2008-03-01 04:51:17 PM  
the bowl says "cat"

 
jynxyu 2008-03-01 04:57:24 PM  
vgss: the bowl says "cat"

Children
And
Toddlers
C+A+T=cat

/works for me

 
RminusQ [TotalFark] 2008-03-01 05:01:52 PM  
It's funny because at the tutoring center I work at, one of the other teachers was given a "gift" of a can of cat food by one of his students.

 
vgss 2008-03-01 05:03:44 PM  
jynxyu: vgss: the bowl says "cat"

Children
And
Toddlers
C+A+T=cat

/works for me


Reminds me of "no dogs allowed" warnings with a sign underneath saying "seeing-eye dogs exempt".

Who dat sign for?

 
jynxyu 2008-03-01 05:06:41 PM  
vgss: Reminds me of "no dogs allowed" warnings with a sign underneath saying "seeing-eye dogs exempt".

Who dat sign for?


I'll guess the seeing eye dogs? They're the ones that can see it, reading it - not so much.

 
moralpanic 2008-03-01 05:06:53 PM  
Funk Brothers: Geeze, with all this food in the world, we can't give it to the poor and instead we give them pet food.

That's pretty much farked up right there and something is wrong with our society.


That there's something wrong with society when we treat animals humanely? If anything, i'll hate to live in the society YOU'D want us to live in.

 
Naugahyde Donkey 2008-03-01 05:14:33 PM  
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no offense doglovers

 
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener [TotalFark] 2008-03-01 05:15:00 PM  
I came here to make a Ralph Wiggum reference.

Good to know that Wicked Koala is on the ball!

 
mikemoto [TotalFark] 2008-03-01 05:21:59 PM  
Yep, Sweden. Sure looks like that cradle to grave socialism is working out for you guys.

 
Lexarius 2008-03-01 05:23:38 PM  
vgss:
Reminds me of "no dogs allowed" warnings with a sign underneath saying "seeing-eye dogs exempt".

Who dat sign for?


Probably so that sighted folk who see someone with a dog in the building know that it's ok for the dog to be there and that their first reaction shouldn't be to confront the offender.

 
Gridlock 2008-03-01 05:27:36 PM  
Oh DAYCARE STUDENTS not COLLEGE STUDENTS.

Giving college kids cat food to eat means they can siphon off cash from their food budget and dump it into their porn budget.

 
NP-Complete 2008-03-01 05:31:37 PM  
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: ditto and ditto!

/oh boy, sleep! that's where i'm a viking!

 
NP-Complete 2008-03-01 05:33:24 PM  
Gridlock: college students have free internets, why would they need a porn budget? I hope you meant booze/drugs.

 
Naugahyde Donkey 2008-03-01 05:38:44 PM  
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daffy 2008-03-01 05:44:12 PM  
I love this! Two Katturday threads.I feel so spoiled!

 
mikeray 2008-03-01 06:20:35 PM  
If my kid ate catfood I would not even bother the rector.

 
mmmata 2008-03-01 07:26:29 PM  
Obviously they didn't see the students


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GunshipPolitico 2008-03-01 07:54:34 PM  
Gridlock: Oh DAYCARE STUDENTS not COLLEGE STUDENTS.

Giving college kids cat food to eat means they can siphon off cash from their food budget and dump it into their porn budget.


porn...budget?
people pay for porn??
\\College Student
\\\Surely you mean beer
\\\\Surely

 
xlbrooklyn [TotalFark] 2008-03-01 08:39:10 PM  
It isn't wrong if they're neko.

 
uncoveror 2008-03-01 08:57:55 PM  
Are they sure it was cat food, and not Purina People Chow?
http://www.uncoveror.com/peoplechow.htm

 
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