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Hey batta hey batta hey batta sa-WING battaaaa...

Even if you didn't think about the odometer, you'd at least put the radio station back.

I think we need a "double obvious" tag.

Classic ferrari that gets destroyed in an awesome movie thread!!!

Call me "sir", dammit!

I do recommend you steal one, if you have the means.

meh it was a kit car in the film, they couldnt afford a real one lolz

Relax, man... I'm a professional.

And that is why I never, ever valet my car.

...and a scorching case of herpes

I know a person who put 150 miles on a valet-parked pickup truck, and the owner was delighted.

It had been the most capable vehicle available for removing the driver's belongings from a place called New Orleans, which saved it from being underwater.

If you have the means I highly recommend picking one up...it is so choice.

90supraT: meh it was a kit car in the film, they couldnt afford a real one lolz


That's called "pulling a Miami Vice".

"When Pharaoh was in Cameron's land...
...let my Cameron goooooo..."

"confirming Carmeron Frye's suspicion"
"Carmeron Frye"
"Carmeron"

Smooth, subby.

Dropped my P.O.S. off at the valet station once. The valet told me to keep my tip because he thought I needed it more than he did.


/Didn't help.
//Still drive a pos.

"Calm down. I'll give the guy a fiver to watch it"

Frye.... Frye......Frye

Avillia: "confirming Carmeron Frye's suspicion"
"Carmeron Frye"
"Carmeron"

Smooth, subby.


Wow, formatting, highlighting and everything.

Were you hugged as a child?

You're Abe Froman, the sausage king of Chicago?

BEST. MOVIE. EVER.

Pardon my French, but you're an asshole!

Well, I screwed that quote up. Please continue Farking and ignore my previous post.

One more time...

"When Cameron was in Egypt's land...

...let my Cameron go..."

What? Did they drive to Muskegon or something?

Bith Set Me Up: Pardon my French, but you're an asshole!

Pardon my French, but if you stuck a lump of coal up Cameron's A$$, in two months you'd have a diamond.

My wife says I'm the sausage king of my house, so I'm really getting a kick out of these replies...

Not surprising, there's always been a history of such antics.
Didn't GM install a special key-operated switch in the Corvette that the owner could activate to have the computer cut the horsepower so it could not be driven hard while in the hands of a valet?

AcornMan: BEST. MOVIE. EVER.

They don't make 'em like that anymore.


/And stay off my lawn

I keep forgetting that Charlie Sheen makes an appearance towards the end of that movie.

torch: What? Did they drive to Muskegon or something?

Then they caught a ferry to Milwaukee and bagged a couple cheese-heads in the back seat.

It's actually smarter to record the miles on your car rather than reset the odometer, because the valet can just reset it back to zero himself, then drive around until whatever distance it should be at appears.

I've valets for years, it's actually pretty safe and most that i've meet don't beat on cars. The guys that mess around never last long where I worked. I was lucky, that the place i worked, had the garage off site so we got to drive the cars a little bit to get to the garage.. so I drove probably 100,000+ cars easily.

Reason why, when I got my first car.. I got what I thought and still think is the best car maker.. Audi. Well, I suppose I like porches (GT3) better but they aren't the best daily drivers nor was I able to afford one. BMW's are great also.. but I'd take an Audi(b5 s4 low miles) over a BMW (if I had to chose a BMW, 335i all the way).

Woah.. I'm getting way off track.

Bueller?...Bueller?

German cars > Asian > Domestic

Driver: Didn't GM install a special key-operated switch in the Corvette that the owner could activate to have the computer cut the horsepower so it could not be driven hard while in the hands of a valet?

As I recall it was a special key that you gave the valet, and when the car was driven with that key it used ECU tricks to limit the horsepower.

But I think, way back, it started off with a separate keyswitch that the (thicker than normal) valet key wouldn't fit.

This thread is worthless without pics of Mia Sara

Save Ferris!

Save Ferris!

"You see what a finski can do to a man's attitude?"

"Do... you... speak... English?"

"What country do you think this is?"

Scutter: My wife says I'm the sausage king of my house, so I'm really getting a kick out of these replies...

That's what she says to me too!

"I asked for a car, I got a computer. How's that for being born under a bad sign?"

That sentence summed up my college years.

Scutter: My wife says I'm the sausage king of my house, so I'm really getting a kick out of these replies...

Just kidding!

Hendrix: German cars > Asian > Domestic

I have a '98.5 A4 that ate its transmission, water pump, camshaft seals and crankshaft position sensor (leading it to suck a valve). Oh, the tape player plays in reverse (devil music FTW!), opening the moonroof occasionally sets off the car alarm and the driver's side airbag module was defective. Three of the five dealerships I took it were were utter arseholes. Loaner car? Hahah. Car rental shop is two blocks over. Have a nice walk.

This over the life of 60K miles. Total cost of repairs: over $18K

I also have a '05 Lexus IS-300. The check engine light went off once because I didn't screw the gas cap on tight enough. The Lexus service department reset the computer, detailed the car, and gave me a big plate of Krispy Kreme donuts while I waited. Every Lexus dealership I've ever been to has been fast, professional and had a loaner car ready to go.

It now has 50K miles, 6K of which was towing with a U-Haul trailer behind it (two trips, over three mtn ranges each time). Total cost of repairs: $0.



/I'll never buy a Krautmobile again.
//Ever.

My sister wears too much makeup. Makes her look like a whore.

worked valet for a year while finishing undergrad. what's worse than joyrides are minor collisions that go untold by the valet and unnoticed by the customer until they drive off. A beemer backed into a benz, a truck that was too tall for a parking garage had a crack in the windshield when a guy tried to drive it in, and countless rims were scraped after hitting curbs. the cracked windshield was only unnoticed that night because the owner was fully drunk.

Simply, don't valet your car unless youre ready to perform an eight point inspection when you get it back.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDmBLF4-PzA did anyone recognize this man?



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Maybe I'm overreacting. Maybe Ferris isn't such a bad guy. After all, I got a car, he got a computer. But still, why should he get to do whatever he wants, whenever he wants? Why should everything work out for him? What makes him so goddamn special?