They should have been wearing elmets.

BOOOOOO

It has pecan.

The women were Alderly...

Headline was OAK-ay.

I'm pine=ing for the fords?

that's not dendrological, Jim.

So you aren't safe even if you hemlock the doors anymore?

bobo

Booboo, maybe they were driving a Dodge aspen?
Yogi, I don't know, but let's get out of here before Mr. Ranger finds out.

Birch!

Puns are the war crimes of language.

Has they not been saved, the bears would have found them to be deciduous.

Ain't that a peach!

/Obscure?

Their savior is still at larch.

/obscure?

Subby is a pine.

Fir fark sake, that headline was a grim stretch. I sawed what you did there.

I was going to crack acorny joke, but then I figured I'd better leaf before people start barking at each other.

/Just wait 'til the apple fanboys show up.

Don't like tree puns?

Then make like a tree and....and...Get outta here!

Let me spruce things up a bit, by willowing in this sappy game y'all are playing. Elm not sure what the rules are, though.

So...they didn't need no man, right?

I hate all of this..

Tree!

"A Cleveland Police spokeswoman said the more seriously ill woman is in the hospital's intensive car unit with multiple fractures."

Seriously ill, huh? I guess getting hit by a tree can make a person sick, who knew!!

Almus Amusing

Ceder what I did?


....Bladdernut!

It goes against my grain to do this, but I figure I have to say something before someone runs rings around me. It's not news, it's bark.com

Dire: "A Cleveland Police spokeswoman said the more seriously ill woman is in the hospital's intensive car unit with multiple fractures."

Seriously ill, huh? I guess getting hit by a tree can make a person sick, who knew!!

More to the point she's in the intensive car unit.

didn't read the article, so i'm not sure what the root of the problem is

I think subby has a small pines.

Am I the only one sycamore headlines like this day after day?

I was crushed by a falling tree, so I'm really lichen these replies.

/slash pine
//I never ceder coming
///maple she'll bay ok
////orange you glad you read this fir?

This'll be Poplar with the pun fans.

Whoever wrote that headline is a heartless beech.

I always thought puns were poplar on this site...

Is it wrong that I sprouted wood while RTFA?

Pootums: This'll be Poplar with the pun fans.

Pft, I willow-ays refresh before posting from now on.

Yew don't know the half of it.

Headline so bad, your dogwood like it...

/oh, help all of us stop

erewhon: I think subby has a small pines.

Subby needs to:

farking Rush...

that was really bad, but I still laughed...

Good thing someone heard them, or else they could have been left in the larch.

LOL WUT

clod9

That is one creepy picture.

Conifer-get this thread? Most disiduosly!

What a larch.

so, this is what happens when a tree falls in the forest and there IS someone around.....

limb bark conifer!!

A-Oak-K

would have been better.