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(The Sun) Interesting Pear of women crushed by falling trees rescued after people hear their cries fir help. Olive them expected to be A-oak   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 53
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Durendal [TotalFark] 2008-03-01 12:33:42 PM  
They should have been wearing elmets.

 
eddie van heinous [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-03-01 12:47:26 PM  
BOOOOOO

 
nobozo 2008-03-01 12:57:48 PM  
It has pecan.

 
SniffSharpies [TotalFark] 2008-03-01 01:08:32 PM  
The women were Alderly...

 
vudukungfu 2008-03-01 01:10:14 PM  
Headline was OAK-ay.

 
vudukungfu 2008-03-01 01:11:08 PM  
I'm pine=ing for the fords?

 
vudukungfu 2008-03-01 01:12:37 PM  
that's not dendrological, Jim.

 
vudukungfu 2008-03-01 01:13:26 PM  
So you aren't safe even if you hemlock the doors anymore?

 
vudukungfu 2008-03-01 01:14:21 PM  
bobo

 
vudukungfu 2008-03-01 01:15:48 PM  
Booboo, maybe they were driving a Dodge aspen?
Yogi, I don't know, but let's get out of here before Mr. Ranger finds out.

 
Cake Hunter [TotalFark] 2008-03-01 01:55:24 PM  
Birch!

 
enormous_smackmaster 2008-03-01 02:22:35 PM  
Puns are the war crimes of language.

 
FarkeeDeSade [TotalFark] 2008-03-01 02:24:24 PM  
Has they not been saved, the bears would have found them to be deciduous.

 
NANCY'S MEAT PUPPET 2008-03-01 02:25:22 PM  
Ain't that a peach!

/Obscure?

 
Celebrityhitlist 2008-03-01 02:26:17 PM  
Their savior is still at larch.

/obscure?

 
Sharkface217 2008-03-01 02:27:16 PM  
Subby is a pine.

 
epoc_tnac 2008-03-01 02:29:05 PM  
Fir fark sake, that headline was a grim stretch. I sawed what you did there.

 
Durendal [TotalFark] 2008-03-01 02:32:19 PM  
I was going to crack acorny joke, but then I figured I'd better leaf before people start barking at each other.

/Just wait 'til the apple fanboys show up.

 
albuquerquehalsey 2008-03-01 02:34:55 PM  
Don't like tree puns?

Then make like a tree and....and...Get outta here!

 
Ishkur 2008-03-01 02:36:13 PM  
Let me spruce things up a bit, by willowing in this sappy game y'all are playing. Elm not sure what the rules are, though.

 
Man Going His Own Way 2008-03-01 02:38:27 PM  
So...they didn't need no man, right?

 
shorynot 2008-03-01 02:39:47 PM  
I hate all of this..

 
Siamese Bream [TotalFark] 2008-03-01 02:39:58 PM  
Tree!

 
Dire [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-03-01 02:43:32 PM  
"A Cleveland Police spokeswoman said the more seriously ill woman is in the hospital's intensive car unit with multiple fractures."

Seriously ill, huh? I guess getting hit by a tree can make a person sick, who knew!!

 
clod9 2008-03-01 02:44:52 PM  
i41.photobucket.com

 
tmbg 2008-03-01 02:45:04 PM  
Almus Amusing

Ceder what I did?


....Bladdernut!

 
djh0101010 [TotalFark] 2008-03-01 02:46:53 PM  
It goes against my grain to do this, but I figure I have to say something before someone runs rings around me. It's not news, it's bark.com

 
OxfordDon 2008-03-01 02:47:34 PM  
Dire: "A Cleveland Police spokeswoman said the more seriously ill woman is in the hospital's intensive car unit with multiple fractures."

Seriously ill, huh? I guess getting hit by a tree can make a person sick, who knew!!


More to the point she's in the intensive car unit.

 
clod9 2008-03-01 02:48:01 PM  
didn't read the article, so i'm not sure what the root of the problem is

 
erewhon 2008-03-01 02:49:28 PM  
I think subby has a small pines.

 
inkling79 2008-03-01 02:53:15 PM  
Am I the only one sycamore headlines like this day after day?

 
Marley 2008-03-01 02:54:15 PM  
I was crushed by a falling tree, so I'm really lichen these replies.

/slash pine
//I never ceder coming
///maple she'll bay ok
////orange you glad you read this fir?

 
Pootums 2008-03-01 02:58:21 PM  
This'll be Poplar with the pun fans.

 
Smellvin 2008-03-01 02:58:53 PM  
Whoever wrote that headline is a heartless beech.

 
where_is_truth 2008-03-01 03:00:37 PM  
I always thought puns were poplar on this site...

 
djh0101010 [TotalFark] 2008-03-01 03:01:05 PM  
Is it wrong that I sprouted wood while RTFA?

 
where_is_truth 2008-03-01 03:01:21 PM  
Pootums: This'll be Poplar with the pun fans.

Pft, I willow-ays refresh before posting from now on.

 
Ishkur 2008-03-01 03:01:57 PM  
Yew don't know the half of it.

 
where_is_truth 2008-03-01 03:03:52 PM  
Headline so bad, your dogwood like it...

/oh, help all of us stop

 
Firetini [TotalFark] 2008-03-01 03:03:56 PM  
erewhon: I think subby has a small pines.

Subby needs to:
i178.photobucket.com

 
teflonprawn 2008-03-01 03:05:01 PM  
farking Rush...

 
jimb213 2008-03-01 03:25:57 PM  
that was really bad, but I still laughed...

 
762 2008-03-01 03:26:08 PM  
Good thing someone heard them, or else they could have been left in the larch.

 
studebaker hoch 2008-03-01 03:43:10 PM  
LOL WUT

 
GrizzlyAdamsRox 2008-03-01 04:03:02 PM  
clod9

That is one creepy picture.

 
ChicoEscuela 2008-03-01 04:04:19 PM  
Conifer-get this thread? Most disiduosly!

What a larch.

 
alexanderino 2008-03-01 05:05:04 PM  
i169.photobucket.com

 
OlderSkooled 2008-03-01 05:44:37 PM  
so, this is what happens when a tree falls in the forest and there IS someone around.....

 
ironrat 2008-03-01 08:48:46 PM  
limb bark conifer!!

 
mddawso 2008-03-01 09:06:14 PM  
A-Oak-K

would have been better.

 
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