No, no... you NEVER go mouth to snout! Everyone knows that!

/Or maybe I'm thinking of something else...

your dog wants hot nurse

JC

madmann: No, no... you NEVER go mouth to snout!

You sometimes do.

/With the right amount of alcohol.

If my dog is injured bad enough to NEED resuscitation its probably injured bad enough to have put down anyways.

Takes notes.

The old Red Cross chapter I worked with has taught "Pet CPR" for years now.

Scary to see that there are people that will go through CPR classes for the dog, but won't come get the certification for their own children.

This is news?

Oh, right. "Not news."

Carry on.

/Pet CPR Certified.

Oldiron_79: If my dog is injured bad enough to NEED resuscitation its probably injured bad enough to have put down anyways.

Well, yeah, a traumatic arrest is one thing, but if the pooch suffered from smoke inhalation, it might help.

You'd need O2 in that case. A standard non-rebreather mask @ 15 litres per minute will blow-by a decent amount of O2 while you're doing compressions.

I have yet to stick AED pads to a dog, though. Hrm.

/me makes a note of things to do on his next shift

Did anyone else read that as "snot"?

Peanut butter

I like dogs but I'm not doing that.

The Onanist: madmann: No, no... you NEVER go mouth to snout!

You sometimes do.

/With the right amount of alcohol.

Ummmm....Is that saying YOU did or SHE did?

Already knows. (pops, only very mildly NSFW, despite the title.)

subby: Now you have an excuse for making out with your dog

You need an excuse? Whatever happened to sweet sweet love?

madmann: No, no... you NEVER go mouth to snout! Everyone knows that!

/Or maybe I'm thinking of something else...

I think you've got it backwards.

fark that shiat.

Am I the only one not grossed out by the idea of giving doggie artificial respiration? I mean, it is just blowing air into his nostrils.

Oldiron_79: If my dog is injured bad enough to NEED resuscitation its probably injured bad enough to have put down anyways.

I've seen a firefighter bring a golden retriever back from the brink of death with this method after a house fire. Pretty damn cool actually.

'Sappy' cannot possibly apply without cute-assed pics.

/highly disappointed

Did they teach them on pure-bred dogs that they steal from people under a bogus claim of "mistreatment?"

I have directions how to do this in my Pet First Air book. Thankfully, all I've need to use the book for was to read somebody the recipe for the homemade skunk deodorizer (that works better than anything store bought).

HoneyDog: Thankfully, all I've need to use the book for was to read somebody the recipe for the homemade skunk deodorizer (that works better than anything store bought).

Semen?

I had my chocolate lab neutered last week and it's been swelling and getting infected. I've had to massage his sack to get blood puss and clots out, and squeeze the side of his penis to get puss from there.

I've had it squirt all over me just about, and won't hesitate to do it again when it fills back up.

So I'm getting a kick out of the replies that say it's gross.

twiztedjustin

Ah fink I jus' fwew 'p 'n mah mouf.

twiztedjustin: I had my chocolate lab neutered last week and it's been swelling and getting infected. I've had to massage his sack to get blood puss and clots out, and squeeze the side of his penis to get puss from there.

I've had it squirt all over me just about, and won't hesitate to do it again when it fills back up.

So I'm getting a kick out of the replies that say it's gross.

poor doggie, when he feels better, get him a steak.

And yourself one too.

I'm going to try this out in front of a daycare center.

ExJerseyGirl: Am I the only one not grossed out by the idea of giving doggie artificial respiration? I mean, it is just blowing air into his nostrils.

Get a dog, then you will understand.

/GSD owner, 1 year
//1 year ago, I would have agreed with you.

Bgdojo:

Get a dog, then you will understand.

/GSD owner, 1 year
//1 year ago, I would have agreed with you.

I have a dog. I will not let the dog lick my face, but if I had to blow into his nostrils to save his life? Not a big deal.

ExJerseyGirl: Bgdojo:

Get a dog, then you will understand.

/GSD owner, 1 year
//1 year ago, I would have agreed with you.

I have a dog. I will not let the dog lick my face, but if I had to blow into his nostrils to save his life? Not a big deal.

Exactly. Come on...if you don't like your pets then don't have pets.

Fans of interspecies erotica rejoice.

thetrein: Fans of interspecies erotica rejoice.

To paraphrase: The world rejoices!

/it is that common right?
//wait, am I weird?

Alternate title:
Atlanta Humane Society teaches pet owners "mouth to snout" resuscitation. Your dog wants wet food from now on

Your dog wants tongue.

twiztedjustin 2008-03-01 05:02:13 PM
I had my chocolate lab neutered last week and it's been swelling and getting infected. I've had to massage his sack to get blood puss and clots out, and squeeze the side of his penis to get puss from there.

I've had it squirt all over me just about, and won't hesitate to do it again when it fills back up.

So I'm getting a kick out of the replies that say it's gross.

It's very impressive that you're proud of living such a meaningless life. Keep on fighting, brother!

I was not aware that an excuse was required.

Next time, have a Tic Tac first, please.

/thx

"Now you have an excuse for making out with your dog"

Some one owes me a new keyboard...

twiztedjustin
I had my chocolate lab neutered last week and it's been swelling and getting infected. I've had to massage his sack to get blood puss and clots out, and squeeze the side of his penis to get puss from there.

I've had it squirt all over me just about, and won't hesitate to do it again when it fills back up.

So I'm getting a kick out of the replies that say it's gross.

Well.....thats'...um......er...well...out there....ack

FARK YOU Subby....I don't NEED an excuse to make out with my dog! We're in love and he's over the age of nine!

You can love your pet, but don't LOVE your pet.

The_Time_Master: You can love your pet, but don't LOVE your pet.

It's not my fault. I have an illness. I'm a diagnosed petophile.

"Atlanta Humane Society teaches pet owners "mouth to snout" resuscitation. Now you furries have an excuse for making out with your dog"

Fixed

Your dog wants less tongue, more passion.

I was joking with my wife and pretended to give CPR to an upside-down basset hound.
When I blew in her snout her cheeks flapped.
It sounded like a whoopie cushion

My wife laughed so hard she barfed

If I tried that with either cat, I'd have a shredded face.