She may not be a whore, but she is wearing the uniform. -Chris Rock

/Dude, she's 12
JC

At that age, it should only be on the boob.

They should just start tattooing their birthyear on them as a tramp stamp.

It'd resolve all sorts of issues.

I'll be turning thirty-8 this year.

Thirty-8-year-old Glen Vincent was charged

What's the best thing about sex with thirty eight year olds?


/window seat, please

In some cultures, tattooing doesn't have the stigma that we've attached to it. It's even considered part of becoming an adult and people without some kind of tattoo are considered children. Even in our culture, tattooing has undergone a shift in my life time. When I was a kid, only 'bad people' got a tattoo. Nowadays, it's common and has only a mild stigma, if any at all.

Throw the scratcher in jail. He only makes it harder for legit artists.

/really needs to make an appt with her artist to finish her backpiece work

Manic_Repressive: I'll be turning thirty-8 this year.

Damn. That bugged me too. Did the author forget how to spell 'eight' halfway through writing that?

Unright: Manic_Repressive: I'll be turning thirty-8 this year.

Damn. That bugged me too. Did the author forget how to spell 'eight' halfway through writing that?

Maybe he's part of a small Borg collective.

/"Hi, I'm 8-of-thirty."

Apparently, New Hampshire's State Motto does not extend to minors.

Unright: Damn. That bugged me too. Did the author forget how to spell 'eight' halfway through writing that?

I bet it was just lazy writing/editing. I was always taught that the first time a number is used in a sentence it should be written out, and after that it's okay to use numbers themselves (with some exceptions, of course). Their spell-checker probably did this for them automatically, and they were too lazy to proof-read their article.

/mom was an English teacher
//not that my grammar's all that good, but at least I try

Well, if she really is a tramp, it's just like... what? Advertising? Sure.

soze: /really needs to make an appt with her artist to finish her backpiece work

I'll finish it for you! Well, glaze it at least...

Yes it is.

it was just a harmless little heart-shaped tattoo

/yikes

Weaver95: In some cultures, tattooing doesn't have the stigma that we've attached to it. It's even considered part of becoming an adult and people without some kind of tattoo are considered children. Even in our culture, tattooing has undergone a shift in my life time. When I was a kid, only 'bad people' got a tattoo. Nowadays, it's common and has only a mild stigma, if any at all.

So you're saying it's a good idea for someone, not properly licensed, to be tramp stamping someone else's kids without their permission? We got rid of the whole "tribal" living thing a long time ago. It doesn't work.

Thirty-8-year-old...

/WTF?

torch: Thirty-8-year-old Glen Vincent was charged

What's the best thing about sex with thirty eight year olds?


/window seat, please

There's thirty of them.

She'll grow into it.

Should have just had this tattooed on her,

Has anyone else commented on the, ermn, difference in the sizes of pedobear's feet and shape of his toes?

/I know it's just "perspective" but still...

Weaver95: In some cultures, tattooing doesn't have the stigma that we've attached to it. It's even considered part of becoming an adult and people without some kind of tattoo are considered children. Even in our culture, tattooing has undergone a shift in my life time. When I was a kid, only 'bad people' got a tattoo. Nowadays, it's common and has only a mild stigma, if any at all.

Thanks Ric!

Well she's sexy and 7-teen...

Regardless of what you think of tattoos on the whole, it's ridiculous to do a permanent body modification when you still have a decade of growth to go. That stamp will go from reading "Pretty Lady" to "Pretty Sad" pretty fast.

thirty-8 is proper for broadcast writing. It is easier to read from a tele-prompter.

This is probably the same copy.


3-thousand-7

Eight-year olds, Dude.

Where is her school? The way children behave really reflects the values of the school.

carmody: Regardless of what you think of tattoos on the whole, it's ridiculous to do a permanent body modification when you still have a decade of growth to go. That stamp will go from reading "Pretty Lady" to "Pretty Sad" pretty fast.

Tattoos on the hole huh huh uh huh huh hhuhh uh

I never go the whole tramp stamp thing. I like back belt tattoos, properly done they can be beautiful. A tattoo makes someone a slut? Next up, the fact that I don't have a tan means I'm goth. Riiiight.

/has a tattoo
//upper back

MugzyBrown: thirty-8 is proper for broadcast writing. It is easier to read from a tele-prompter.

This is probably the same copy.


3-thousand-7

See, this is why I love FARK. You glean all kinds of useless information while you wait for the jailbait pics.

I used to work for a photolab and you would be amazed at how many senior pictures that came through had these high school kids with tattoos, some of them pretty eloborate, the kind that takes several sessions and at least $1000 to complete. I know a lot of kids graduate at the age of 8teen ( see what I did there?) but there are jsut as many that are still 7teen when they graduate.

I think somewhere the law is getting a little bit ignored.

"Thirty-8-year-old"

I fear for the English language...

Snarfangel: Unright: Manic_Repressive: I'll be turning thirty-8 this year.

Damn. That bugged me too. Did the author forget how to spell 'eight' halfway through writing that?

Maybe he's part of a small Borg collective.

/"Hi, I'm 8-of-thirty."

I don't understand how Borg naming conventions work. It made sense for Hue to be 3rd of 5 because there were 5 guys assigned to the particular ship he was on at the time. Presumably he would have changed designations on his next assignment.

But 7 of 9 was on a giant freaking cube when they picked her up. There had to have been more than 9 drones staffing that thing.
(while writing this, I realized... was she on the cube when she said her name, or on Voyager? I guess if they had sent 9 drones down to Voyager...)

But why was Hue 3rd of 5, and Seven wasn't 7th of 9?

Absolutely not, start tattooing them young. With genetic history, breast size of mother, etc so you know what to expect over the long haul.

Combo platter

I know a guy who did time for tattooing his infant daughter.

Been shakin' my head in disbelief at people ever since I moved to Missouri.

video here

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FTFA:Thirty-8-year-old Glen Vincent was charged

Okay, stop there. Choose words or numbers, don't mix them in the same sentence. What a moron.

That heart is going to be the size of a bus by the time she's 40.

MacEnvy: Apparently, New Hampshire's State Motto does not extend to minors.

...or the people making them.

The slogan on New Hampshire license plates is 'Live Free or Die'. These license plates are manufactured by prisoners in the state prison in Concord, NH.

Is this the tattoo in question?

Weaver95: In some cultures, tattooing doesn't have the stigma that we've attached to it. It's even considered part of becoming an adult and people without some kind of tattoo are considered children. Even in our culture, tattooing has undergone a shift in my life time. When I was a kid, only 'bad people' got a tattoo. Nowadays, it's common and has only a mild stigma, if any at all.

By "bad" do you mean "stupid"? Because that's how it still is. That's why we call them tramp stamps.

She should have had "mom" tattooed and when she did a handstand it said "wow."

/gotta love the pirate tat

FTFA

"Thirty-8-year-old Glen Vincent"

WTF?