He got his nuts caught on the fence didn't he?

That's groin to leave a mark.

1:38 AM? They don't suspect alcohol was involved, do they?

Uh oh, watch out for photos of 'beheaded fence guy'!

Can you imagine if The Sun hadn't been there...

Reminds me of THIS little fishie.

/rough images
//you've been warned

Something very similar happened to a friend of mine, he was wearing shorts...jumped a chainlink fence and i guess it was broke or there was a sharp piece sticking out. Anyways...long story short, it caught his scrotum, ripped it and he ended up seeing his actual testicles. Ive told that story many times and i still cringe each time.

Is that a fencepost through your groin or are you just happy to see me?

Can anyone post the FAIL pic of the faucet that doesn't pour into the sink please? I've been looking all over and can't find it. Thanks.

"Just call me spike"

Something on that page shuts my Firefox down, weird......

It just went through his thigh near his groin. If it had gone through the scrotum, we might have a Darwin Award recipient able to show up to the ceremony.

shorynot: Something very similar happened to a friend of mine, he was wearing shorts...jumped a chainlink fence and i guess it was broke or there was a sharp piece sticking out. Anyways...long story short, it caught his scrotum, ripped it and he ended up seeing his actual testicles. Ive told that story many times and i still cringe each time.

That sort of story is the core of my theory that sharp objects should never be near one's genitals.

/I love my scrotum

LOL!! I know right? In the event that i climb a fence now i am very cautious and steady.

/also loves his scrotum

FTA:
A Northumbria Police spokesman said: "A 33-year-old male was conscious and able to tell officers he had been taking a short cut over a wall when he feel onto metal spikes on top of the wall.

oooouuuch! glad, I'm a woman who doesn't climb fences!

butterwings: oooouuuch! glad, I'm a woman who doesn't climb fences!

Thats a shame to hear, i just installed the "dildo-post 3000" in my front yard...your loss

I was in Reno, NV drinking and doing some minor gambling with my Air Force buddies after we ran a half-marathon at Lake Tahoe. My friends were still going strong, dancing in the clubs with strange women and trying to get their phone numbers, and I decided it was time to go back to the hotel.

This was at about 1:00 AM in a slightly seedier part of Reno, so when I came to a shortcut across a fenced-in parking light I thought it prudent to take it.

I made it over the fence without damage to my scrotum, thankfully, but I did manage to catch the bottom of my pantleg on it. I was rather theatrically inverted, dangling nary but a couple inches off the ground. I sat there for a couple minutes dazed and kind of laughing at the whole situation. A couple cars drove by - I'm not sure if they saw me or not.

It took me a few more minutes of struggling before I finally realized I had to take my shoes off and just slip out of my pants.

So that's how I ended up drunk in my boxers in downtown Reno, Nevada.

ProxiCO: Can anyone post the FAIL pic of the faucet that doesn't pour into the sink please? I've been looking all over and can't find it. Thanks.

Should've learnt it from this guy.

/ Not a rick-roll
// Both movies kick-ass

shorynot: butterwings: oooouuuch! glad, I'm a woman who doesn't climb fences!

Thats a shame to hear, i just installed the "dildo-post 3000" in my front yard...your loss

I'll be right over.

"A 33-year-old male was conscious and able to tell officers he had been taking a short cut over a wall when he feel onto metal spikes on top of the wall."

"I feel asleep!"

I think when you get past a certain age, taking shortcuts should be frowned upon. Unless it involves bacon of course.

shorynot: Thats a shame to hear, i just installed the "dildo-post 3000" in my front yard...your loss

"dildo-post 3000", that just got stolen! HA HAHAAA!

? Looks more like to me.

Shakespeare would contemplate it oft'
"How, of fence, i've ? t'was butt a cut short cut O! Fend! O! FENCE!"

I did something similar a few years ago, but I impaled my foot rather than my groin. Thank christ for that :)

Apparently what happened to this bloke happened near me. I could probably hear his screams of pain in the night...

Freak Flag Fly: It could have been worse...

Jebus...that is some gruesome shiat right there.

I was hopping one of those "top-left-spiked" chain-link fences. My foot slipped at the crucial "jump and don't fall" portion off the climb and i made the call to throw my free hand down on top of the spikes rather then let my torso fall onto the spikes. It sucked less than getting spikes in the gut...but it still sucked pretty hard... I never understood why they surrounded my high school in spiked fencing. People that wanted to use the field were going to find ways to use it anyhow. The spikes only ever seemed to stab students late for class.

rectum?

I will say this:

OW.

rectum? damn near killed him....

I got stuck on a fence in grade school, so I'm really getting a kick... no, not really. Thanks for bringing back the shame and humiliation of standing in the courtyard (with classroom windows on 3 sides) in my tighty-whities while the principal unhooked my jeans from the barbs.

/No blood, but plenty of scars

Yoeman: Something on that page shuts my Firefox down, weird......

Then use some other browser, like the one 98% of the world population uses, instead of this nerdish stuff.

DEAR GOD NO!

I came for Idiocracy references, and am quite disappointed.

Bith Set Me Up: I came for Idiocracy references, and am quite disappointed.

*Punches Bith Set Me Up in the nuts*

The "Ow My Balls" are in your court now, sucka!

Gotta get it ready for the next guy wanting to take a short-cut...

Been there, done that. 10 stitches and a f'ed up looking scar. Just missed artery in leg. Almost stuck on moving gate when car came by. Then finally pulled myself off. Bone "bruised" for a month.
Thank God for the dozen or so Guinness I had after the St Pete Grand Prix.

Yoeman: Something on that page shuts my Firefox down, weird......

Ditto...I think it has something to do with ad.yieldmanager.com