riiiiiiiight

Dear Joss,

You can begin a new career as a nude model without retiring from music.

is she 18 yet?

i'd eye her...

Because Amy Winehouse does the whole "Brit imitating African-American R&B" act better? Or was that Clapton...

"Only a singer"?

FARK you, Joss Stone. Aretha wants a word with you.

TSE: "Only a singer"?

FARK you, Joss Stone. Aretha wants a word with you.

And two fried chickens and a coke.

Jesus, have you seen her lately? I've never thought that Jabba the Hutt could be a soul / R&B singer, but damn...Hutts can saaaaannnnnnnng.

Tesko: And two fried chickens and a coke.

Four fried chickens and a coke.

/FTFM

THIS is a perfect example of dumbening down the phrase
'succesful career'.

Yeah, her first record if pretty good but the second tankes and she's done nothing since.

No hate here; just telling the truth.

Didn't like her anyway.


That phony soulful thing is getting tired.


I don't like singers who sing like William Shatner acts.


The dreadful singer from 4 Non Blondes was by far the worst ever though.

I just eyed my own early emission.

Her new album sounds like songs made for shampoo commercials

Kyosuke: Dear Joss,

You can begin a new career as a nude model without retiring from music.

/didn't want to do it but THIS

Tesko: Tesko: And two fried chickens and a coke.

Four fried chickens and a coke.

/FTFM

And toasted white bread.

who?

someone barely in their twenties is unsure of their career path? what the hell is this crap?

DRY WHITE TOAST.

Jesus.

IF at first you don't succeed

GIVE THE HELL UP

when i saw her album advertised on TV
i knew the jig was up

good music sells itself

had to be done

She's kinda shaped like a dude.

Wolf Flywheel: She's kinda shaped like a dude.

Nah. Them's some child bearing hips.

first album - genius
second album - not quite genius, but still very clever indeed
third album - remedial class

(same for The Streets, in my opinion)

Great voice.
Great attitude.



/Would definitely hit.
//And so would my girlfriend.
///I would take pictures.

"Nah. Them's some child bearing hips."

I actually don't see too much curve in those "hips". Almost straight up and down.

/Sharp knees, too.

I get the feeling anyone who's career was a forgone conclusion at the age of 15 has moments of feeling 'what else is out there?' when they're at the age most kids are graduating college...

damn.... whose, not who's