Opposite day attacks, as other farkers have pointed out, are Karl Rove moves. Interestingly enough, just after I noticed her stategy, her campaign put out a press release calling Obama's attacks on her health care plan "Rovian"..

American politics, where it's always opposite day.

keiverarrow: Opposite day attacks, as other farkers have pointed out, are Karl Rove moves. Interestingly enough, just after I noticed her stategy, her campaign put out a press release calling Obama's attacks on her health care plan "Rovian"..

American politics, where it's always opposite day.

opposite day is my favorite part of silly season.

burndtdan: opposite day is my favorite part of silly season.

Silly string is my favorite part of opposite day. Buttsecks is my favorite excuse to break out the silly string.

thamike: Silly string is my favorite part of opposite day. Buttsecks is my favorite excuse to break out the silly string.

I think fark may finally have hit saturation point with the Obama threads. I mean - what else can we say? Its all been said already every day for the last 4 weeks. Even the trolls are getting bored.

So yeah - GObama!

Hillary is running a homeopathic campaign.

The fewer votes she gets the stronger her support-base is. If she only gets one percent of the vote in Texas and Ohio it's indicative of such power that she's sure to go all the way to Pennsylvania Avenue. Diluting just makes it more powerful!

Although having read TFA now I would have to say it does deserve its own link.

Bill_Wick's_Friend: Hillary is running a homeopathic campaign.

LOLZ!

Don't forget you need to dilute and agitate a homeopathic remedy.

quickdraw: Don't forget you need to dilute and agitate a homeopathic remedy.

I think losing 11 straight states has sufficiently agitated Hillary.

burndtdan: opposite day is my favorite part of silly season.

That reminds me...
Link does NOT go to rick roll

/nor does it open in a new window/tab
//Duke doesn't suck
///the sky isn't blue

Bill_Wick's_Friend: I think losing 11 straight states has sufficiently agitated Hillary.

Good point. If I could come up with a good visual for your homeopathic analogy I would photoshop it in a heartbeat - any ideas?

Anything I can think of seems a tad obscure - I mean - how many people know how homeopathics are made?

King Something: That reminds me...
Link does NOT go to rick roll

Liar

Bill_Wick's_Friend: quickdraw: Don't forget you need to dilute and agitate a homeopathic remedy.

I think losing 11 straight states has sufficiently agitated Hillary.

And she seems deluded.

FTFA: Democrats, the majority of whom have favored Hillary in the primary contests held to date, have their doubts about Senator Obama and are having second thoughts about him as a prospective standard-bearer.

This is actually insane. I I I can't even believe this. I'm not even one to pile on in BHO threads...

Wait, because he has ONLY erased a 40% deficit in Ohio and Texas, Obama doesn't deserve the nomination? She really has nothing left.

I love how if he loses even one state on Tuesday it's voters suffering from "buyer's remorse", but Hillary losing eleven straight somehow hasn't even registered as a hint she should give up. Do these people actually listen to themselves when they speak?

here is a spreadsheet a created today. It can be used to play with the delegate counts in various states to see how it helps the candidates reach their 2080 goal:

Delegate Math (XLS SpreadSheet) (new window)

Delegate Math (HTML Read Only):
http://spreadsheets.google.com/pub?key=px75nxFtf_dNT-1roWQCKcQ

Donate Now to the Obama campaign and we'll match your donation.
(new window)

keithgabryelski: to see how it helps the candidates reach their 2080 goal:

I dont think ill b around by then...

She is destroying what political career she would have left.

quickdraw: I think fark may finally have hit saturation point with the Obama threads. I mean - what else can we say? Its all been said already every day for the last 4 weeks. Even the trolls are getting bored.

So yeah - GObama!

If only there were some batshiat crazy candidate, with foaming, cultish followers to generate endless threads instead.

Hillary is right. Anything less than unanimity for Obama should be seen as a bitter failure.

In fact, if he doesn't draw virtual votes from alternate dimensions and different points in history, you really have to ask yourself if he can be elected President.

Snarfangel: Hillary is right. Anything less than unanimity for Obama should be seen as a bitter failure.

In fact, if he doesn't draw virtual votes from alternate dimensions and different points in history, you really have to ask yourself if he can be elected President.

Lyndon J. Larouche has the backing of the ancient Sumerian culture and the Elder Ones of Dimension 7X.

Call your superdelegates and let them know that they need to support the will of the people/corpses/non-Euclidean geometric beings!

Insurance_EE_guy: FTFA: Democrats, the majority of whom have favored Hillary in the primary contests held to date, have their doubts about Senator Obama and are having second thoughts about him as a prospective standard-bearer.

This is actually insane. I I I can't even believe this. I'm not even one to pile on in BHO threads...

I think that is actually true. If you count MI and FL, and you only count primaries (not caucuses), and you only count registered Democrats, Hillary does have more votes of those people than Obama. She used to, at least. That was before a few of the more recent wins.

I think Obama should have simply replied, in reference to the Clinton campaign: "It's always darkest right before it turns black."

"Democrats, the majority of whom have favored Hillary in the primary contests held to date"

Excuse me?
__________________________Obama_________Clinton

Popular Vote _____________ 10,305,403 ___ 9,379,822
Popular Vote (w/FL) ______ 10,881,617 ______ 10,250,808

DamnYankees: I think that is actually true. If you count MI and FL, and you only count primaries (not caucuses), and you only count registered Democrats, Hillary does have more votes of those people than Obama. She used to, at least. That was before a few of the more recent wins.

...and when ifs and buts are candy and nuts, we'll all have a merry Xmas.

...and if my aunt had balls she'd be my uncle.

Take your pick.

From the memo: Senator Obama has campaigned hard in these states. He has spent time meeting editorial boards, courting endorsers, holding rallies, and - of course - making speeches.

Enough with the big rallies and the speeches!

/because, you know, that's not how we politicians usually do things

Is it over yet?

How about now?

What about now?

What about now?

How about now?

What about right now?

How about now?

Is it over now?

What about now?

How about right now?

Is it over now?

How about now?

Okay, what about now?

Now?

How about now?

Must be over now.

What about now?

Gotta be over by now.

How about now?

Is it over now?

When will it be over?

Is "soon" now?

How about now?

Now would be good.

How about now?

Okay then, now.

What about now?

(etc.)

spiderpaz: Excuse me?

Well it is true. Registered Democrats have voted for her more than him. But that leaves out everyone else who votes, like me. I'm registered, but not with any party. I voted for Obama, but Clinton doesn't count my vote in her total.

spiderpaz: "She's really gone bat-shiat crazy now."

I think it's less "crazy" and more "desperate." She's run out of ammunition for her guns and now she's throwing the spent magazine clips at her opponent.

Shaggy_C: I think Obama should have simply replied, in reference to the Clinton campaign: "It's always darkest right before it turns black."

King Something: That reminds me...
Link does NOT go to rick roll

I_Hate_Iowa: spiderpaz: Excuse me?

Well it is true. Registered Democrats have voted for her more than him. But that leaves out everyone else who votes, like me. I'm registered, but not with any party. I voted for Obama, but Clinton doesn't count my vote in her total.

Are you black or do you make over $100,000 annually? If so, then your vote for Obama was actually a sign of Clinton's strong support.

Sorry, that's just how it works.

Is that like when there is so much FAIL it wraps around to win(eleventy).

Everyday Hillary's campaign sounds more and more Republican like.

I think this election has screwed up her chances to get elected in the future or to be in many other offices.

She is doing the Bush "I suck so bad, if I tie my shoes in the morning you should call it a win" lowering of the bar for her campaign.

Serious question. Where did that picture of Hillary that she's yelling her head off (the latest incarnation being about looking at the youtube just above) come from? Bad camera moment or not, she's really yelling her head off. Anyone know the context?

Broadcastdave: keithgabryelski: to see how it helps the candidates reach their 2080 goal:

I dont think ill b around by then...

you know that "2080" is the number of delegates needed, not a transposition of 2008, right?

keithgabryelski: you know that "2080" is the number of delegates needed, not a transposition of 2008, right?

No, its 2025 actually.

I just want to see more of Chelsea's ass. Pics please?

this picture FTA is just begging for a caption or a 'shop:



she looks like she just landed in Oz or something...

DrMcNinja,

I understand that it was taken at some event where an old friend she hadn't seen since college said hi. Hillary was rather surprised, to say the least.

so she lives in bizarro world, she is all alone there.

I have no idea what this line from the link's comments is supposed to mean in relation to this story exactly but I find it hilarious.

Freudian slut.

spiderpaz: "Democrats, the majority of whom have favored Hillary in the primary contests held to date"

Excuse me?
__________________________Obama_________Clinton

Popular Vote _____________ 10,305,403 ___ 9,379,822
Popular Vote (w/FL) ______ 10,881,617 ______ 10,250,808

That was my reaction. What the hell are they talking about?

bartink: That was my reaction. What the hell are they talking about?

An Aes Sedai never lies, but the truth she tells you isn't the one you think you hear.

"Democrats, the majority of whom have favored Hillary in the primary contests held to date"

Hidden lies:

(1) "Democrats" - Hillary only counts registered Democrats, not independents or crossover Republicans.

(2) "Primary contests" - ignores caucuses

(3) "held to date" - includes Michigan and Florida

The Clinton campaign has taken FAIL to a whole new level and made it their own.

quickdraw: Anything I can think of seems a tad obscure - I mean - how many people know how homeopathics are made?

Hey, I'm from Boulder. Of course I know how homeopathics are made.

/Growing up, I got arnica for bruises, apis for bee stings, nux vomica (which is really strychnine, whee!) for nausea, occillo for the flu, etc.
//sometimes amazed I'm alive