Strike that, reverse it!

To any Fark medical gurus, does his speech signal the onset of Alzheimer's or possibly even a stroke? He uses opposite words on two occasions such as dispirited and liberal... and he also switches letters in the word promise.

I don't recall him speaking in this manner before, but to be fair I've never really listened to any of his speeches.

It's not his fault. Someone had just shown him this before he started talking.

Obama is going to clean his clock during the debates, and it won't be pretty.

And so the rush to the center begins!

Wow, you farkers are lagging today, this was on the local news a couple hours ago.

As for McCain...hes just a little too war for me to be comfortable with.

/hes really a Klingon...
//oh man, someone has to photosop that...

RevLovejoy

Obama is going to clean his clock during the debates, and it won't be pretty.

Exactly what I was just thinking.

He's old and confused. Just turn on the Hallmark channel and find the poor guy some Matlock to watch.

I don't have an opinion of this because Rush hasn't brought it up yet. But when he does you libtards are in for it.

Liberal Republican? Isn't that an oxymoron, like jumbo shrimp and Religious Tolerance?

"Compassionate Conservative"?

Vai1018

Liberal Republican? Isn't that an oxymoron...

No more so than "conservative Republican", at this point.

I think we should all realise that "Republican" is its own beast by now. They're not really conservative, and they're not really liberal. They just dance to their own bizarre drum.

McCain is just like every Republican - reactionary. Though if Jonah Goldberg's premise that liberal = fascist is true, McCain would be a liberal Republican (as would every GOPer in Congress).

McCain's a supreme douchebag who's merely better than most at manipulating the press.

You mean John Sidney McCain III?

Vai1018: Liberal Republican? Isn't that an oxymoron, like jumbo shrimp and Religious Tolerance?

I'd say Conservative Republican (you know, small government, more freedom, fiscal responsibility) is a bigger oxymoron. Now it seems they can do whatever they want as long as they hate on gays and abortion come election year.

CDP: You mean Chairman John Sidney McCain III?

If Hilderbeast wins the Dem nomination and Barack runs as an independent, this could cause the Reps to split off their more conservative faction and run their own candidate if McCain wins.

Or maybe the reverse will happen. Who knows?

\ Or maybe Nader will profit from this confusion
\\ Or maybe not if his vote is split with the green party

xalres: I don't have an opinion of this because Rush hasn't brought it up yet. But when he does you libtards are in for it.

Bless your soul. I needed a laugh.

orrinbloquy: It's not his fault. Someone had just shown him this before he started talking.

sigh...

orrinbloquy 2008-02-29 12:10:19 PM
It's not his fault. Someone had just shown him this before he started talking.


"George W Bush is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I've ever known in my life."

Facetious_Speciest:

2 minutes, damn you!

Stupid cold medicine slowing my reaction time and...think...stuff.

/monkey

steve_s: orrinbloquy 2008-02-29 12:10:19 PM
It's not his fault. Someone had just shown him this before he started talking.


"George W Bush is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I've ever known in my life."

Which is worse? Pandering that or believing it?

RevLovejoy: Obama is going to clean his clock during the debates, and it won't be pretty.

Lol, as if this matters any - remember the Presidential debates of 2004? Kerry talked circles around Bush in the first two debates. And we all see how that turned out...

RevLovejoy: Obama is going to clean his clock during the debates, and it won't be pretty.

Wtf... oh.

/had to read three times.
//still needs eyebleach.

"George W Bush is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I've ever known in my life."

Which is worse? Pandering that or believing it?

Mainly I am frightened and sad.

/Obama08
//wish i could vote in yer election

RevLovejoy: Obama is going to clean his clock during the debates, and it won't be pretty.

Oh please. I heard that in 00 and 04.

xalres: I don't have an opinion of this because Rush hasn't brought it up yet. But when he does you libtards are in for it.

Touche.

Hang On Voltaire: RevLovejoy: Obama is going to clean his clock during the debates, and it won't be pretty.

Oh please. I heard that in 00 and 04.

We all did. It was on TV.

phelixcubed:

Lol, as if this matters any - remember the Presidential debates of 2004? Kerry talked circles around Bush in the first two debates. And we all see how that turned out...

I disagree. George W. Bush pandered on about the war and hit on the points his base likes. McCain is clearly not doing that. No base Republican wants to hear their candidate call himself a 'liberal Republican'.

Moderate Democrat?

Girlfriend?

RandomExcess: Moderate Democrat?

To the Far Right Whacko GOP, he's a....

milk_plus:

We all did. It was on TV.

You know what I mean. Gore and Kerry were both supposed to clean Bush's clock. He ended up doing pretty well and I think McCain can too. Obama will certainly do well also

xalres: I don't have an opinion of this because Rush hasn't brought it up yet. But when he does you libtards are in for it.

So how did McCain win the nomination?

phelixcubed: Lol, as if this matters any - remember the Presidential debates of 2004? Kerry talked circles around Bush in the first two debates. And we all see how that turned out...

Kerry talked circles around himself and turned off the electorate. The guy was as inspired as tuna salad.

I'm not a McCain supporter, and I hope Obama cleans his clock, but this is just stupid.
That said, if you listen to the clip, he says "I'm a proud conservative liberal Republica- I'm a proud conservative Republican."
He doesn't say what TFA claims, that he is a "proud liberal Republican". Without an ellipsis, that quote is a lie.

Hang On Voltaire: You know what I mean. Gore and Kerry were both supposed to clean Bush's clock. He ended up doing pretty well and I think McCain can too. Obama will certainly do well also

A McCain / Obama debate should be damn interesting to watch. We might actually see people staying on the issues for once...and hopefully no "You forgot Poland" moments.

CDP: You mean John Sidney McCain III?

Special Olympic Bronze: To any Fark medical gurus, does his speech signal the onset of Alzheimer's or possibly even a stroke?

Exactly. I am not a medical expert or anything but isn't making common goof ups like this usually an indication that Alzheimer's is on its way?

As the oldest person running for president ever I hope McCain will make public his health records so people can make an informed decision.

Hang On Voltaire: milk_plus:

We all did. It was on TV.

You know what I mean. Gore and Kerry were both supposed to clean Bush's clock. He ended up doing pretty well and I think McCain can too. Obama will certainly do well also

I wonder if the soft bigotry of low expectations will benefit McCain because he is so old or if it is just reserved for the clearly incompetent.

I'm still hoping for a 3rd party evangelical 'true conservative' party to pop up.

Hang On Voltaire: xalres: I don't have an opinion of this because Rush hasn't brought it up yet. But when he does you libtards are in for it.

So how did McCain win the nomination?

I don't know, I lost my talking points memo. I'm sure it's got something to do with Hitlery and Sandy Burgler.

cjellibebi: If Hilderbeast wins the Dem nomination and Barack runs as an independent, this could cause the Reps to split off their more conservative faction and run their own candidate if McCain wins.

Or maybe the reverse will happen. Who knows?

\ Or maybe Nader will profit from this confusion
\\ Or maybe not if his vote is split with the green party


Nader always profits.

Corvus: As the oldest person running for president ever I hope McCain will make public his health records so people can make an informed decision.

He doesn't need health records; he brings his mommy along with him on the campaign trail.

atomsmoosher: Kerry talked circles around himself and turned off the electorate. The guy was as inspired as tuna salad.

This. He had such an opportunity with the $87B "flip-flop", and squandered it.
"I voted for an $87 billion dollar appropriation to support and fund our troops, that was fiscally conservative and would have supported America at the same time. President Bush vetoed that bill, one that received unanimous support, and instead wanted the $87 billion to come from his magical unicorn and rainbows fund. Why does Bush hate this economy and want to drive the dollar into collapse?"

But no, Kerry's an idiot.

Corvus: As the oldest person running for president ever I hope McCain will make public his health records so people can make an informed decision.

I mean to say "oldest person running for president ever for his first term"