Can God create a face so big he can't palm it?

At least Clinton is dispelling any rumors that she'll try underhanded stunts to get her way....

...sigh.

I think Al Gore mentioned that he wouldn't come out and endorse someone unless he felt it was necessary... now may be that time. time to just push her the fark out of the race.

Better if that one Farker's prediction came true and Carter came out and endorsed Obama.

Sweet Zombie Jeebus on a Pogo-stick Hillary... You have lost, figure it out! Stop thrashing about and just let your candidacy die quietly with a little bit of dignity intact.

So are we taking bets yet on who she stabs when this is all over.

/slick willie's gonna need chainmail.

FTFA:Clinton campaign aides have argued that caucuses favor Obama, whose campaign organization has turned out overwhelming numbers at caucuses in other states.

Wow.

No, really. WOW. Is she REALLY threatening to sue if she loses because people vote for the other person? "The people voted for someone other than me? THAT'S NOT FAIR!"

Carter's endorsement would hurt Obama.

Clinton needs to be blown out on March 4th. If Edwards weren't out for himself, he'd endorse Obama. Same goes for Gore.

They know who the better candidate is for the party.

Oh, and

Ladies and Gentlement, we're at DefCon 2.

/ First ladies, too

If she goes through with this it will prove that she has been a GOP sleeper agent the entirety of her public life. There is no way she could be that stupid. It has to be planned evil.

Don't worry, they're just words being thrown around. Words don't matter.

How is this any worse than the Clinton camp basically intending to buy off the Dem superdelegates to get the de facto nomination if Obama ends up with the more normal delegates than her? That was the talking point last week or the week before. Face it, the Clintons are some of the most corrupt sumbiatches ever to be allowed in public office, and we're talking about a playing field here that has Cynthia McKinny and that one dude from Louisana with all the bribe money stuffed in his fridge.

I don't see what the problem is. Elections are suppose to be fair. It wouldn't be a fair election because Obama does better than Hill in caucuses.

If sexism wasn't so rampant on Fark, you people would probably see that.

/Hill08

Frank N Stein: I don't see what the problem is. Elections are suppose to be fair. It wouldn't be a fair election because Obama does better than Hill in caucuses.

If sexism wasn't so rampant on Fark, you people would probably see that.

/Hill08

So because people like Candidate A more than Candidate B, that means something's wrong with the system, lawsuits should come into play, and Candidate B should win?

Wha?

Another Democratic official who was privvy to the discussions confirmed that Clinton representatives made veiled threats in a telephone call this week.

no doubt she knew nothing about this and someone will lose their job, because you know the Clinton's are all about the ethics. don't let the door hit you on the ...

Aarontology: If she goes through with this it will prove that she has been a GOP sleeper agent typical whiny Democrat for most of the entirety of her public life.

FTFY

/glad she switched sides
//um...politically, that is

PacManDreaming: Aarontology: If she goes through with this it will prove that she has been a GOP sleeper agent typical whiny Democrat for most of the entirety of her public life.

FTFY

/glad she switched sides
//um...politically, that is

FTFM

Dammit. My halfass witty retort was done in by the "Don't preview before post" check box.

Gregory F. Stuart: The vast difference I see between Hillary and Obama is this:

Hillary keeps bringing up the fact that she's a woman, and a woman's never been president before -- as if on that fact alone, we're supposed to vote for her.

Obama's black, but does he say anything like: vote for me, because I'm black and we've never had a black president before? No, he doesn't. And you know why? He doesn't have to. His record, his positions, and his beliefs speak for themselves, and he knows this.


Obama doesn't bring up the fact that he's black as a reminder that we should vote for him because he's in an historically-disparaged minority, but Hillary does. She brings up the fact that she's a woman because her record, her positions, and her beliefs are not strong enough to speak for themselves -- and she knows this.

Except it's so easy to tell Obama is black...

Texas delegate selection rules

Commonly known as the "Texas Two-Step".

I_Hate_Iowa Except it's so easy to tell Obama is black...

Full of win.

Hillary's got 35 years of experience filing frivolous lawsuits!

In another thread I stated that I was leaning toward voting for Obama next Tuesday. I think this is now the last straw and I will DEFINITELY be voting for Obama next Tuesday. This woman needs needs to be put to rest.

I'd like to reiterate my "clockwork tentacle rape demon" statement from the other week. Clinton's been a done deal for a while now, she's just taking her sweet time winding down and walking away.

Anyone read the article? It doesn't really say all that much. Most of you just can't wait to jump into a Hillary hate thread.

If hillaryis44 was online, I would quote a message that captured:

Generic insult about muslim bambi HUSSEIN obama

wonder aloud with profanity as to why the MSM isn't giving the rezko story the attention it deserves

quote the latest rove/limbaugh/freeper dramabomb article about lapel/hand over heart scandal

imply that a $donation.44 has been made with the last of the milk money which can be made up if she mows down the garden hedge for firewood

generic attempt by a balding middle aged "metrosexual" for acceptance by stating he cannot possibly vote an A-RAB for president because $relative died in 9/11

isolates and questions the character of prior posts that question whether TX/OH miracles can happen

finish up with "don't worry, YES SHE WILL"

oh here we go


# divabunny Says:
February 28th, 2008 at 7:27 pm

@rjk: there is NO WAY bambi could EVER take florida... btwn the jewish demographic and the cubans.... now that he's got the farakhan endorsement and once his ties to nation of islam and that NOI members are on his staff, comes out, the jewish ppl will never vote for him and by saying that he'd talk to cuba... he just shot his legs off with the southern part of the state!

@spacegirl: never releaased his earmarks... supposedly a bunch went to chicago cronies... how come russert didnt ask him abt that, yet asked hillary abt her tax returns

seabass242: Anyone read the article? It doesn't really say all that much. Most of you just can't wait to jump into a Hillary hate thread.

Um, that's what they're for.

So, Hillary Rodham Clinton still thinks she's going to run against John Sidney McCain III? Sorry, but the Dem candidate is going to be Barack [censored] Obama,

Ok, as a Texan, I'm getting a kick, and all that jazz..

But seriously, what's the deal with the process in Texas? Why have a caucus after the primary? Is it just to see which candidate can sneak in the most delegates that will lie and say they are voting for the other guy?

Anagrammer: So, Hillary Diane Rodham Clinton still thinks she's going to run against John Sidney McCain III? Sorry, but the Dem candidate is going to be Barack [censored] Obama,

/FTFY

Finally, photographic proof

I_Hate_Iowa: Except it's so easy to tell Obama is black...

And so easy to tell Hillary is . . . . . sorry, nevermind.

/vast right wing conspiracy gains momentum

Anagrammer: Barack [censored] Obama

Why don't you just say what you are dying to say: Barack Saddam Hussein Look He's Really A Muslim Terrorist Ethnic Negroid Darkie Nagger Obama

Because that's what the crap is all about.

Would you even have this discussion if McCain's middle name was Adolf?

more_fool_you: oh here we go


# divabunny Says:
February 28th, 2008 at 7:27 pm

@rjk: there is NO WAY bambi could EVER take florida... btwn the jewish demographic and the cubans.... now that he's got the farakhan endorsement and once his ties to nation of islam and that NOI members are on his staff, comes out, the jewish ppl will never vote for him and by saying that he'd talk to cuba... he just shot his legs off with the southern part of the state!

@spacegirl: never releaased his earmarks... supposedly a bunch went to chicago cronies... how come russert didnt ask him abt that, yet asked hillary abt her tax returns

hillariis44:

How Obama can turn this into the death blow:

Spend money in EVERY Texas market with a 1 minute commercial which explains the process, and ends with "I hope this helps. Please pick the candidate you feel is best for the job".

flim springfield

PC LOAD LETTER: Anagrammer: Barack [censored] Obama

Why don't you just say what you are dying to say: Barack Saddam Hussein Look He's Really A Muslim Terrorist Ethnic Negroid Darkie Nagger Obama

Because that's what the crap is all about.

Would you even have this discussion if McCain's middle name was Adolf?

THIS. "Hussein" is a name associated with terrorists at this point. Making a point to use it is a clumsy attempt to point that out. And it's a cowardly attack too, because if you call these douches on it, they can just say "I'm just saying his middle name!" Then call McCain "John Sidney McCain" too, you douche.

/what kind of middle name is "Sidney"?
//sounds kinda fruity to me

dervish16108: Don't worry, they're just words being thrown around. Words don't matter.

There's a good idea, tell Texans they can't do something.

Good for the country.

GObama

rustik: Why have a caucus after the primary? Is it just to see which candidate can sneak in the most delegates that will lie and say they are voting for the other guy?

Well, that should win her some super-delegates and the support of the party bosses.

/more like "take cover, she's gonna blow!"

PC LOAD LETTER: Why don't you just say what you are dying to say: Barack Saddam Hussein Look He's Really A Muslim Terrorist Ethnic Negroid Darkie Nagger Obama

Because that's what the crap is all about.

Would you even have this discussion if McCain's middle name was Adolf?

Actually, his birth name was "Gaydolf Titler", he changed it to John McCain when he immigrated to the United States.

/I'd like to thank John Stewart's writers for the Titler gag.

jook: Spend money in EVERY Texas market with a 1 minute commercial which explains the process, and ends with "I hope this helps. Please pick the candidate you feel is best for the job".

Like this?

Skleenar

Yeah, like that...except for my idea emphasized the appearance of neutrality.

Anybody else enjoying her downward spiral into public humiliation and insanity? I know I am. By the way, when (ok I'll give her a little bit of a hope: if) Obama gets the nod, could she try to come back in another race, or do you thing the Democratic Party will tell her to fark off?

John Sidney McCain has a girl's middle name.

/pass the word