....or the utter destruction of New Orleans if a major Hurricane hit it.

This is kind of like how his father didn't know what a supermarket barcode scanner was. But much, much worse.

The Bushes are a bunch of jackasses!

And then, Pres. Dipshiat had the temerity to say, while answering another question about 4 minutes later:

BUSH (new window): Yes, probably take some foreign money, but don't know yet. We just haven't - we just announced the deal. And I, frankly, have been focused elsewhere, like on gasoline prices and, you know, my trip to Africa, and haven't seen the fund-raising strategy yet.

And so, the answer to your question is really I can't answer your questions well.

What a frakkin' douchebag...

If only there was some kind of fable regarding a naked emperor surrounded by 'yes men' who consistently told him his clothes look fabulous. But alas...

You get the feeling that W isn't even trying anymore; now he's just taking the piss.

I listened to a little bit of the press conference today, and he sounded awful-- more sentence fragments than usual, really slurring his speech and mush-mouthed. It reminded me of how my grandfather talked after his stroke.



/redrum

growinthings: The Bushes are a bunch of jackasses!

Hey, his father had no idea of what a supermarket checkout scanner was, so it runs in the family.

I'd really like to slap the shiat out of his mom, or better yet, go back in time, and kill his grandpa, Prescott.

The look on his face when he answered that question was amazing. He's such a stupid f*ck, it's not even funny.

/$3.40 right now, in an area of about 35k people
//I can't help but wonder how much gas is a few miles out of town

The thing that really got me about it was the nonchalant manner in which he said it, "Oh really? I hadn't heard that..." As if it SHOULD be a surprise to the fscking PRESIDENT that one of our Nation's largest "gorilla in the corner" just put on 100 more pounds.

The arrogance is almost more astounding than the stupidity.

Almost.

Sweet Jeebus! Is there anything that tax cuts don't fix?
Recession? Tax cuts!
Inflation? Tax cuts!
War? Tax cuts!
Abortion? Tax cuts!
Cancer? Tax cuts!

Is it just him or are most Americans this stupid? Or is it just people who came from Ivy League universities, because 100% of those people I have run into are worthless and stupid, but they generally have an attitude of someone who is not, in fact, a sack of low-grade, rotten meat.

puffy999: /$3.40 right now, in an area of about 35k people
//I can't help but wonder how much gas is a few miles out of town

We could probably save some time here by listing things he *has* heard of...

Are you kidding? These guys have been running the story all week.

GW needs to watch some.

Well done, FarkinFarker.

ekdikeo4: ....or the utter destruction of New Orleans if a major Hurricane hit it.

That's a good one!

The RIchest Man in Babylon: The arrogance is almost more astounding than the stupidity.

Isn't it? I don't mind some arrogance in the face of criticism from someone who is clearly smart and in control of the facts, but coming from a mediocre and poorly informed person like Bush it's really unappealing.

America.
What a joke.
A nation of naive morons.

Bash me? Fine. Go ahead. But I wasn't a part of that *near-half* that voted for him the first time, and I sure as fark didn't vote for that piece of shiat the second time.

Now we all unfortunately have to pay, for generations to come. Many, many generations to come.

It's a farking shame. :(

Denial_of_Death: Well done, FarkinFarker.

Thanks. It's 3:00am and I should be finishing up homework that's due in 11 hours, but I'm farking instead. That's how I roll.

Cut him some slack, he's just an optimistic guy! You know, like Obama!

The price of oil is going to increase no matter what we do. Might as well vote for a democrat for president to give Bush and his cronies a big 'fark You'

Homero_G: America.
What a joke.
A nation of naive morons.

Bash me? Fine. Go ahead. But I wasn't a part of that *near-half* that voted for him the first time, and I sure as fark didn't vote for that piece of shiat the second time.

Naw, all you can say is that it's a nation with a small majority of voting morons.

Homero_G: America.
What a joke.
A nation of naive morons.

Bash me? Fine. Go ahead. But I wasn't a part of that *near-half* that voted for him the first time, and I sure as fark didn't vote for that piece of shiat the second time.

Now we all unfortunately have to pay, for generations to come. Many, many generations to come.

It's a farking shame. :(

Thanks for your incite Dr. Doom and Gloom.

Here is a puppy for you to kill.

Necrosis: Cut him some slack, he's just an optimistic guy! You know, like Obama!

I didn't know that optimists spread fear like it was a string of beads during Mardi Gras.

mbrother: Necrosis: Cut him some slack, he's just an optimistic guy! You know, like Obama!

I didn't know that optimists spread fear like it was a string of beads during Mardi Gras.

It's optimism when you believe that sowing anarchy, fear, and chaos will help bring about the end of times. You're just speeding up the Jesus!

Occam's Chainsaw: It's optimism when you believe that sowing anarchy, fear, and chaos will help bring about the end of times. You're just speeding up the Jesus!

Sorry! I get it now...bending over and lubing up for the anti-christ!

"or better yet, go back in time, and kill his grandpa, Prescott."

I hate to admit it, but I've had that thought myself.
Preemptive abortion...
Or if I could just whisper a hint into FDR's ear and have Prescott arrested for the Nazi loving traitor he was and break the Bush political family before it ever began.
/oh well...stuck with them now
//especially if you dumb bastards keep voting for them.
///I expect Jeb is next.

Kurmudgeon: "or better yet, go back in time, and kill his grandpa, Prescott."

I hate to admit it, but I've had that thought myself.
Preemptive abortion...
Or if I could just whisper a hint into FDR's ear and have Prescott arrested for the Nazi loving traitor he was and break the Bush political family before it ever began.
/oh well...stuck with them now
//especially if you dumb bastards keep voting for them.
///I expect Jeb is next.

Can you imagine how John Kerry feels?

Must be pretty harsh having half of America thinking you're a bigger loser than GW.

Necrosis: Cut him some slack, he's just an optimistic guy! You know, like Obama!

There is optimistic and then there is stupid. The chimp has a little of the former and an overabundance of the latter. He ran for office, he placed himself in the position of authority, he is the decider, he gets all the blame, he deserves no credit for anything.

Kurmudgeon: I hate to admit it, but I've had that thought myself.
Preemptive abortion...

You have to admit that GW Bush is a poster child for why abortion is good. If only Roe vs Wade had occurred before his birthday.

rosebud_the_sled

I don't know rosebud, maybe we could legalize 186th Trimester Abortions in this one case... Just a thought.

Homero_G: America.
What a joke.
A nation of naive morons.

The boy in the Bubble!

I bet he doesn't know that almost everyone in the world thinks he's an idiot too.

rosebud_the_sled: Is it just him or are most Americans this stupid? Or is it just people who came from Ivy League universities, because 100% of those people I have run into are worthless and stupid, but they generally have an attitude of someone who is not, in fact, a sack of low-grade, rotten meat.

The bitterness is strong in this one. Lighten up, Francis.

GodsTumor: The boy in the Bubble!

I believe these are the days of miracles and wonder.

Tabatha Static: I listened to a little bit of the press conference today, and he sounded awful-- more sentence fragments than usual, really slurring his speech and mush-mouthed. It reminded me of how my grandfather ex-roommate talked after his stroke he ran out of coke.

FTFY

MrStarbuck: GodsTumor: The boy in the Bubble!

I believe these are the days of miracles and wonder.

The President with the baboon brain?

I like that his off-the-cuff solution is tax cuts.

Press: Mr President, what will you do about global warming?
President: Tax cuts

Press: Mr President, what will you do about expensive gas?
President: Tax cuts

Press: Mr President, what will you do about the weak economy?
President: Tax cuts

Press: Mr President, what is your favorite color?
President: Tax cuts

Press: Mr President, what is your solution to the middle east conflict?
President: Tax cuts

slackist: You get the feeling that W isn't even trying anymore; now he's just taking the piss.

I think he's intentionally farking with us, to be honest.

I can't find it, but umm.... apparently some psychologist studied George W's whole life and came up with the following conclusions:

His bully like attitude comes from the fact that he actually was a bully.
He isn't able to adress issues of humanity because when his sister died when he was very young his family never talked about it and tried to surpress any grief from it.
His binge drinking from 15-40 may have actually caused alcohol related brain damage.

But he irks the Libs Libs Libs so he's doing what he was elected by people who can't define Liberal to do.

Gas is already at ~$4.08 a gallon for 87 octane gasoline here in Canada. (We pay by the liter, $1.08 per liter if you're counting.)

Get over it. It's not if, it's when.

SherKhan: But he irks the Libs Libs Libs so he's doing what he was elected by people who can't define Liberal to do.

Bingo. People like A$$man don't care about a war based on false information that has cost taxpayers hundreds of billions of dollars and thousands of lives with no end in sight. People like A$$man don't care about record deficits, skyrocketing debt, the plummeting dollar or a close to 50% growth in federal spending. People like A$$man don't care about a corrupt Department of Justice or attacks on the Constitution. All they care about is sticking it to the Libs. The sad part is that people like A$$man don't even see they're sticking it to themselves as well.

Tabatha Static: I listened to a little bit of the press conference today, and he sounded awful-- more sentence fragments than usual, really slurring his speech and mush-mouthed. It reminded me of how my grandfather talked after his stroke.

I'm telling you, he is back on the Jack and Coke diet.

I bought gas for 2.91 this morning... so I'm curious about 4 dollar gas too. A lot of it could be fixed if commodity traders were made to show intent or ability to ship the product. Some economists have estimated that the value of a barrel of oil is over priced by about 40 dollars due to commodity traders.

in ny and ma diesel is almost 4 bucks right now, good thing none of our goods are shipped on vehicles that get 7 miles to the gallon using such an expensive fuel.

Not surprising being that he didn't know that there were different denominations of Muslims before we invaded a foreign country populated with them.

He's definitely not curious George.

Awwww, turn that frown upside down!

The Why Not Guy: Bingo. People like A$$man don't care about a war based on false information that has cost taxpayers hundreds of billions of dollars and thousands of lives with no end in sight. People like A$$man don't care about record deficits, skyrocketing debt, the plummeting dollar or a close to 50% growth in federal spending. People like A$$man don't care about a corrupt Department of Justice or attacks on the Constitution. All they care about is sticking it to the Libs. The sad part is that people like A$$man don't even see they're sticking it to themselves as well.



All of this. I'm glad America is going into the shiatter. People deserve it. I can't wait until there are riots and shiat. I hope many are killed. I really do. Thin the stupid herd a little.