GIS for "Karen Parker"

*fap*

During the romance Parker, a married mother-of-two, sent a series of nude pictures of herself to Hailes, a former tree surgeon

Tree surgeon?

BobtheFascist: Tree surgeon?

They get paid a hell of a lot more than tree gynecologists.

BobtheFascist: a former tree surgeon

They have branches everywhere

/Badoom

TTIUWP

The term 'hack' needs to stop being applied to stories like this. He didn't hack her email. He typed in her password because she gave it to him long ago and was too stupid to change it.

/nitpick

I am Jack's smirking revenge.

what romance?...they never met
/met a girl 2 weeks ago
//enjoys staying at her place
///had never done that before
////25, virgin, no pressure
//well...1 fewer lie now...

billsil,

Good for you. More information than I think we needed, but congratulations nonetheless.

What if the husband's email address was something like r­eply­_­al­ll­ia­mgcom?

tree surgeon, really now, does he specialize on limbs?ha?i dont get it.....

What the heck is a tree surgeon??

Here is his myspace...maybe he needed the surgery...
His Myspace (new window)

Gobama: tree surgeon, really now, does he specialize on limbs?ha?i dont get it.....

He likes to cut the trees. All the time.

Even at inappropriate moments.

All is fair in love and... whatever they had.

What was his Fark login?

Well, I guess he was knot afraid to go out on a limb. Maybe she got board of him and decided to leaf.

BA-Dum-Chh!

He definitely didn't read this...

FTA: "I don't see why I could go to prison for sending these rude pictures of her, when she made the rude pictures and sent them in the first place"


I love the brits

thamike: BobtheFascist: Tree surgeon?

They get paid a hell of a lot more than tree gynecologists.

It's about a $30k
a year job with some benefits and zero abilities to get laid unless you're into bowling, and your name is Jesus.

I like trees too. So long as they're still standing and at times the make for nice decks. With replacement wood.

What's all this, then?

TFA: "I really liked her and thought we may have something special together.

Critical thinking is the key to success!

I'll never understand what drives people to do shiat like this. Between this and the constant barrage of leaked sex tape stories that come from the celebrity world, I'll never understand why people would ever record images/video of themselves on any sort of medium which they wouldn't be comfortable with the whole World seeing.

I had this discussion with my ex gf last year. She claimed that guys were always the instigators of this sort of thing - that women tend to just play along in order to attract the guys, but that the guys are the irresponsible ones who always want to make the sex tapes or take naughty pics. Well, I don't know, I'm a guy and the thought never crossed my mind. Maybe as an INTP and a fiercely socially-cautious type I'm just too put off by the whole "spectacle factor" to consider it.

But either way, I think there should be a law that basically states: "If you are dumb enough to record images/video of yourself in a compromising position, it legally becomes public domain should anyone else get their hands on it.". Maybe that would make people think twice, and we wouldn't have stupid sex tape stories taking up real estate space in newspapers, and clogging the Intertubes every few farking days.

During the romance Parker, a married mother-of-two, sent a series of nude pictures of herself to Hailes, a former tree surgeon...

She shouldn't have given him root access.

I agree with Melgania. I was thinking about this just the other day, actually. I fully expect my eventual children to do all sorts of stupid and crazy shiat during their lifetimes, there's one thing I will drill into their heads: never, EVER allow yourself to be photographed nude under any circumstances. No good can come from it.

/off to check Foobies.

So, who else thinks Reply All shouldn't exist anymore?

/doesn't excuse what this guy did

Melgania: But either way, I think there should be a law that basically states: "If you are dumb enough to record images/video of yourself in a compromising position, it legally becomes public domain should anyone else get their hands on it.". Maybe that would make people think twice, and we wouldn't have stupid sex tape stories taking up real estate space in newspapers, and clogging the Intertubes every few farking days.

I think you're being a goddamn prude. I think the sooner we all get caught f*cking, the better. I say MORE SEX TAPES; everyone should run out and by a camcorder after they get their "Free Government Handout Rebate Checks" (not your tax refund, the "Prevent the Economy from Collapsing" check) in May, and then head to the lube store. We've got the network in place, now all we need are willing participants.

I want sex tapes to be as common as bad Karaoke experiences.

It's time for us all to think about lighting, camera angles, AND BLEMISHES. Perhaps a little scripting (on a napkin or chalkboard) would be nice, and even a certain attention to storyline.

Bort_Flancrest: GIS for "Karen Parker"

*fap*

Thats a man!

Melgania: I'll never understand what drives people to do shiat like this. Between this and the constant barrage of leaked sex tape stories that come from the celebrity world, I'll never understand why people would ever record images/video of themselves on any sort of medium which they wouldn't be comfortable with the whole World seeing.

I had this discussion with my ex gf last year. She claimed that guys were always the instigators of this sort of thing - that women tend to just play along in order to attract the guys, but that the guys are the irresponsible ones who always want to make the sex tapes or take naughty pics. Well, I don't know, I'm a guy and the thought never crossed my mind. Maybe as an INTP and a fiercely socially-cautious type I'm just too put off by the whole "spectacle factor" to consider it.

But either way, I think there should be a law that basically states: "If you are dumb enough to record images/video of yourself in a compromising position, it legally becomes public domain should anyone else get their hands on it.". Maybe that would make people think twice, and we wouldn't have stupid sex tape stories taking up real estate space in newspapers, and clogging the Intertubes every few farking days.

Indeed.
I hate cheaters to. You wanna mess around with someone else you should break it off with your spouse. They should have a chance to go on a romp to don't you think?

I think you're being a goddamn prude. I think the sooner we all get caught f*cking, the better. I say MORE SEX TAPES; everyone should run out and by a camcorder after they get their "Free Government Handout Rebate Checks" (not your tax refund, the "Prevent the Economy from Collapsing" check) in May, and then head to the lube store. We've got the network in place, now all we need are willing participants.

I want sex tapes to be as common as bad Karaoke experiences.

It's time for us all to think about lighting, camera angles, AND BLEMISHES. Perhaps a little scripting (on a napkin or chalkboard) would be nice, and even a certain attention to storyline.

Well, then I have the DJ/Camera man for you then.

/Really was planning on buying a camera with my rebate check.
//Reconsidering it now.

I'm curious how a man able to hack into an email account wasn't able to understand the whole 'sending emails properly' thing. I mean, unless she just told him her password, it must have at least taken some legwork to find it written somewhere.

How is it he is charged with sending indecent photos and she isn't?
Is it because the recipients didn't solicit them?

Loserbait:
Critical thinking is the key to success!

Layton ftw?

thamike: BobtheFascist: Tree surgeon?

They get paid a hell of a lot more than tree gynecologists.

lol !!! this definitely wins

cantsleep: Is it because the recipients didn't solicit them?

UBIE?

Unpossible.

glenlivid: Melgania: But either way, I think there should be a law that basically states: "If you are dumb enough to record images/video of yourself in a compromising position, it legally becomes public domain should anyone else get their hands on it.". Maybe that would make people think twice, and we wouldn't have stupid sex tape stories taking up real estate space in newspapers, and clogging the Intertubes every few farking days.

I think you're being a goddamn prude. I think the sooner we all get caught f*cking, the better. I say MORE SEX TAPES; everyone should run out and by a camcorder after they get their "Free Government Handout Rebate Checks" (not your tax refund, the "Prevent the Economy from Collapsing" check) in May, and then head to the lube store. We've got the network in place, now all we need are willing participants.

I want sex tapes to be as common as bad Karaoke experiences.

It's time for us all to think about lighting, camera angles, AND BLEMISHES. Perhaps a little scripting (on a napkin or chalkboard) would be nice, and even a certain attention to storyline.

lol, you know what, I tend to agree with you in a qualified way:

But this is a whole paradigm shift into a different level. I actually think it would be great if sexuality and nudity were totally de-tabooised (if that's a word? - it is now).

I wrote my post from the point of view of what the current situation is, and how stupid it is to out yourself in such a way right now.

I'm nowhere near a prude. Like I said: I'm just very conscious of making a spectacle of things - hence I would never do something like this in a society (most of the World currently too) which still has huge head-issues with nudity, sexuality, and the like.

In the context of the current public perception of it, it's a hugely stupid thing to do. That's all I meant.

I am so drunk I can't comment.
I just need pics or it didn't happen.

I can haz cheezeburger and shait.
whatever.

Lets see the pix

Oh come on now.
Man up, dawg

I totally sympathize with this dude. I hit the wrong button all the ti

Thread useless without pictures.

I'm a naked photo and I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

Her password was probably her cat's or one of her kids' names. Most people's passwords are probably very easy to guess if you know them a little.

No Such Agency: Her password was probably her cat's or one of her kids' names. Most people's passwords are probably very easy to guess if you know them a little.

Link (new window)

PCMagazine says these are the most commonly used passwords, so if yours is on the list, I recommend you change it immediately.

1. password
2. 123456
3. qwerty
4. abc123
5. letmein
6. monkey
7. myspace 1
8. password 1
9. blink182
10. (your first name)

Elminst:

9. blink182


Ugh.

No Such Agency: Her password was probably her cat's or one of her kids' names. Most people's passwords are probably very easy to guess if you know them a little.

Back at college I once hacked the Computer Science department's Unix servers. I got my hands on the encrypted password file and basically ran a massive dictionary file on it. I generated entries in the dictionary file from all possible dates in the past 30 years (in all formats), plus combinations of letters, numbers and years appended to names and surnames from a list of everybody in the department.

It didn't take too long to create a few basic combinations with a script. Things like initials + surname, surname + initial, surname + initial + year, all those combinations with names reversed, etc etc. The dictionary file ended up having a few tens of millions of entries.

I managed to crack about 30 passwords. Most of them were really naive and obvious things such as say HTIMSA77 (for someone named Adam Smith, born in 1977) - just a hypothetical example, not a real one. I say obvious and naive because combinations of surnames, written backwards or normally, with initials at the front and back, with some birth years appended, are actually a damn common password. People think they're safe because HTIMSA77 looks obscure at first glance - but don't be fooled, anything that contains semi-obvious information, even if reversed and scrambled, is ridiculously easy to crack.

If you want to be secure, it's definitely best to come up with something totally bizarre and random.

/Didn't actually do anything malicious with any of the passwords I cracked
//Did sent an email to one guy (from his own account) warning him how farking easy his was to crack (it was his own, very common, surname in reverse)

Elminst:
2. 12345


That's amazing! I've got the same combination on my luggage!

AngledLuffa: During the romance Parker, a married mother-of-two, sent a series of nude pictures of herself to Hailes, a former tree surgeon...

She shouldn't have given him root access.

WIN

Elminst: No Such Agency: Her password was probably her cat's or one of her kids' names. Most people's passwords are probably very easy to guess if you know them a little.

Link (new window)

PCMagazine says these are the most commonly used passwords, so if yours is on the list, I recommend you change it immediately.

1. password
2. 123456
3. qwerty
4. abc123
5. letmein
6. monkey
7. myspace 1
8. password 1
9. blink182
10. (your first name)

Also, you can make that password extra special by applying a rot13 (pops) filter to the alphabetical elements.

i.e., password == cnffjbeq

Not super strong protection, if they know that's what you're doing, but every layer of security counts.

Gur zber lbh xabj...

finnished: I've got the same combination on my luggage!

Approves.

finnished: Elminst:
2. 12345


That's amazing! I've got the same combination on my luggage!


May the Schwartz be with you!

The moral of this is either:

1. Don't give out naked pics of yourself

2. Only have boyfriends who know the difference between reply to sender and reply to all