Rain on the scarecrow
Blood on the plow!

Peter Askin, whose New York credits include "Hedwig and the Angry Inch," will direct.

Angry Inch?

My sex-change operation got botched
My guardian angel fell asleep on the watch
Now all I got is a Barbie doll crotch
I got an angry inch

Six inches forward and five inches back
I got a
I got an angry inch
Six inches forward and five inches back
I got a
I got an angry inch

I'm from the land where you still hear the cries
I had to get out, had to sever all ties
I changed my name and assumed a disguise
I got an angry inch

Six inches forward and five inches back
I got a
I got an angry inch
Six inches forward and five inches back
I got a
I got an angry inch

Six inches forward and five inches back
The train is coming and I'm tied to the track
I try to get up but I can't get no slack
I got a
Angry Inch Angry Inch

My mother made my tits out of clay
My boyfriend told me that he'd take me away
They dragged me to the doctor one day
I've got an angry inch

Six inches forward and five inches back
I got a
I got an angry inch
Six inches forward and five inches back
I got a
I got an angry inch

Long story short:
When I woke up from the operation
I was bleeding down there
I was bleeding from the gash between my legs
My first day as a woman
And already it's that time of the month
But two days later
The hole closed up
The wound healed
And I was left with a
One inch mound of flesh
Where my penis used to be
Where my vagina never was
A one inch mound of flesh
With a scar running down it
Like a sideways grimace
On an eyeless face
Just a little bulge
It was an angry inch

Six inches forward and five inches back
The train is coming and I'm tied to the track
I try to get up but I can't get no slack
I got a
Angry Inch Angry Inch

Six inches forward and five inches back
Stay under cover till the night turns to black
I got my inch and I'm set to attack
I got an Angry Inch Angry Inch

- Type O Negative

ekdikeo4: Angry Inch?

Ummm, thanks for that.

Didn't SK already do a musical? It didn't turn out well back then.

Although I do think that he should re-release it or have someone produce a movie version of the musical. It's so bad it'll probably develop a RHPS-like following.

Be careful Mellencamp. King as already kill one musician (new window) (Not rickroll)

Kuta: Rain on the scarecrow
Blood on the plow!

Golf Clap

God--
I would have probably gotten more than a golf clap if I had said:

Braaaains on the scarecrow
Blood on the plow!

Putting 'This is AHHHHH zombies' to that tune just sounds hilarious.

H. W. Plainview: Be careful Mellencamp. King as already kill one musician (new window) (Not rickroll)

That site is more terrifying than any King book. Someone get that guy a tin foil hat.

doubleofive: H. W. Plainview: Be careful Mellencamp. King as already kill one musician (new window) (Not rickroll)

That site is more terrifying than any King book. Someone get that guy a tin foil hat.

But now I want a "Stephen King Shot John Lennon" T-shirt... awesome.

H. W. Plainview: Be careful Mellencamp. King as already kill one musician (new window) (Not rickroll)

Finally, someone who will help me on my John Grisham killed Kurt Cobain theory

So then that would be John Melon Cougar King? Or Stephen John Melon King?

ekdikeo4: Peter Askin, whose New York credits include "Hedwig and the Angry Inch," will direct.

Angry Inch?

My sex-change operation got botched
My guardian angel fell asleep on the watch
Now all I got is a Barbie doll crotch
I got an angry inch

Six inches forward and five inches back
I got a
I got an angry inch
Six inches forward and five inches back
I got a
I got an angry inch

I'm from the land where you still hear the cries
I had to get out, had to sever all ties
I changed my name and assumed a disguise
I got an angry inch

Six inches forward and five inches back
I got a
I got an angry inch
Six inches forward and five inches back
I got a
I got an angry inch

Six inches forward and five inches back
The train is coming and I'm tied to the track
I try to get up but I can't get no slack
I got a
Angry Inch Angry Inch

My mother made my tits out of clay
My boyfriend told me that he'd take me away
They dragged me to the doctor one day
I've got an angry inch

Six inches forward and five inches back
I got a
I got an angry inch
Six inches forward and five inches back
I got a
I got an angry inch

Long story short:
When I woke up from the operation
I was bleeding down there
I was bleeding from the gash between my legs
My first day as a woman
And already it's that time of the month
But two days later
The hole closed up
The wound healed
And I was left with a
One inch mound of flesh
Where my penis used to be
Where my vagina never was
A one inch mound of flesh
With a scar running down it
Like a sideways grimace
On an eyeless face
Just a little bulge
It was an angry inch

Six inches forward and five inches back
The train is coming and I'm tied to the track
I try to get up but I can't get no slack
I got a
Angry Inch Angry Inch

Six inches forward and five inches back
Stay under cover till the night turns to black
I got my inch and I'm set to attack
I got an Angry Inch Angry Inch

- Type O Negative


Type o Negative? Are you serious. Those are the lyrics to the title song of the musical and if it has been covered by Type 0 Negative then this is truly an injustice.

Hedwig is the best musical ever and the only acceptible cover is the short segment from "wig in a box' that NOFX throws into their live shows.

/grow some taste

H. W. Plainview: Be careful Mellencamp. King as already kill one musician (new window) (Not rickroll)

Doood, WTF is this guys problem? He is fricken Insane man... ican't belive he really thinks King shot Lennon, what a freak.....

I just came in here to say that for the "Our Country" campaign that Chevy is running, John Mellencamp should be run over.

Saucy Jack?

LOL @ the person who thought "Angry Inch" was a Type O Negative song

"Angry Inch" is what all the ladies call my cawk.

I feel sorry for the guy behind that Lennon website. He seems truly ill.

OTOH, I just recently saw No Country For Old Men and I gotta say, Stephen King's 80's haircut is freaking me out.