Mmmmm #12 is so good.

/light tar-tar plese

how can he possibly open his mouth that wide?

sponkster: how can he possibly open his mouth that wide?

two words: blender.

Damn, I was going to do the same thing. Busted.

/idiot

His poor poor heart....

This is like that dumb movie where people visiting a site makes the person die faster.

♪Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun♪

♪Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun♪

♪Keeps the hot, HOT! Keeps the cool, COOL!♪

joeycolby: This is like that dumb movie where people visiting a site makes the person die faster.


You mean this is NOT that site?

♪Da-da-da-da-daaaa, I'm shoveling it!"

Saborlas: ♪Da-da-da-da-daaaa, I'm shoveling it!"

I meant to do that! The failure of the last mile is intended to milk additional laughs!


♪Da-da-da-da-daaaa, I'm shoveling it!♪

Florida power outage means Dumbass tag was not available for this one ?

Hell, I've down that after an alcohol fueled bender. I find a Happy Meal makes the puke taste better.

bah, fark him...

line em up and I'll knock em down!

no coke tho, just water thanks!

Better watch out for those al-Qaeda operatives on Facebook. They'll probably rig the results.

al-Qaeda: killing Americans of heart disease 12 McDonalds Value Meals at a time.

Oddly enough, that's the number in dollars his coronary bypass will cost him afterwards.

Anything that pisses off Morgan Spurlock is fine by me.

prjindigo: bah, fark him...

line em up and I'll knock em down!

no coke tho, just water thanks!

I don't drink water... Fish fark in it.

He's lovin' it.

no

He's so dead..

They joined.

No thanks.

I don't want to be an accessory to murder.

databit: ♪Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun♪

Two obese Patties, Special Ross, Lester Sleaze, pickin' his bunions on a Sesame Street bus.

/loved that joke

He'll be supersized in no time.

Well as long as it's for a noble cause.

Someone please post that obese kid pointing to the fries.

/nom nom nom

I joined the group! he better do it...

His gut asplode.

Next week's headline: Dumbass's family sues McDonald's after he dies from heart attack

Already been done, sorry...

I just joined but you should see him in the tight Mickey mouse shirt
/this guy is full of the ghey

cubs new Outfeilder

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_VSBcHs4QE&feature=related

From memory...

Big Mac, McDLT, a quarter pounder with some cheese, Filet-of-Fish, a hamburger, a cheeseburger, a Happy Meal, McNuggets, Tasty Golden Fries, Regular or larger size, a salad Chef or Garden or a Chicken Salad Oriental (!!), Big big breakfast, Hot hot cakes, or sundaes three varieties, there's all those different kinds of shakes....

I forget the rest

I will be his friend if he will stay dressed as the Hamburglar for seven years.

When people calculate calories, why do they assume that the human body would actually absorb ALL of them? Eating that large of a meal, between barfing and a large dump most of the calories would pass right through.

I eat #9, not because of the obligatory Beatles reference, but because they're the only things I can eat without fear of clogged arteries.

/How the Beatles are obligatory, I'll never know.
//long slash is long.

bob_ross: Mmmmm #12 is so good.

/light tar-tar plese

I'd like to order #1 through #12...with a Diet Coke.

Alternate headline: "Dumbass attention whore willing to sacrifice cholesterol, dignity, common sense if enough teenage farkwits pay attention to him"

Man, I can barely eat a single Big Mac.

And no, I will not subscribe to his newsletter facebook.

Does his mom know what he is up to?

I want to see the ueeezzz of the zit that spladder's on his keyboard

"It's not MY job to talk people out of killing themselves"

Not impressed...

/Fark-off, I'm full!!

Someone was not loved by his parents as a child

ATTENTION WHORE ALERT!

Super sized coke, Large Fries and 14 patties.

And it nearly killed me.

/only slightly ashamed.

#1 - Big Mac
#2 - 2 Cheeseburgers
#3 - Quarter Pounder w/ cheese
#4 - Double Quarter Pounder w/ cheese
#5 - Big N' Tasty
#6 - Double Cheeseburger
#7 - Chicken Ranch BLT Sandwich
#8 - Premium Chicken Club Sandwich
#9 - Chicken McNuggets (10 piece)
#10 - Chicken Selects
#11 - Premium Chicken Classic Sandwich
#12 - Fillet-O-Fish
=
10,710 calories.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTSdUOC8Kac

But will the hot stay hot and the cold stay cold?

And after eating all of that mr creosote shall have, a wafer-thin mint.