Good. He hasn't been hip for a lone time.

Pfffft.

Had mine in 2003.

Now I can honestly say I have 11 hard inches.

Prince is almost 50? Daaayyyyum! I am getting so old.

All right Farkers, your mission now is to track down the Youtube clip of Prince sustaining the orignial injury.

"And tonight we're gonna party like it's nineteen ninety-*snap*ARRRRRRRGH!"

See, I thought he already had that done a few years ago. All those years in those heels finally did him in.

Whatever, I still think he's a freakin' genius.

Denial_of_Death

LOL Nice.

Too many nights playin' ball with Charlie Murphy.

Bizarro: See, I thought he already had that done a few years ago. All those years in those heels finally did him in.

Whatever, I still think he's a freakin' genius.

Yeah, wearing heels and platform shoes all the time has got to do something funky to your hip joints and back. And not good funky.

FunkOut: Yeah, wearing heels and platform shoes all the time has got to do something funky to your hip joints and back. And not good funky.

A lot of the best art comes from pain and suffering.

Anyone else doubt the veracity of this story?

A secondhand quote of News of the World...no American gossip rag knows about this yet?

Sounds like a weird story dreamt up by someone with nothing to do.

/and read by the same

Prince wants a hip replacement.

And a camel. But you can't get those in Minnesota.

tokyogirl79: Prince wants a hip replacement.

And a camel. But you can't get those in Minnesota.

very nice.

tokyogirl79: Prince wants a hip replacement.

And a camel. But you can't get those in Minnesota.

He's not trying to be a dick. He just literally doesn't understand why we can't get him a camel in February at two in the morning.

Purple scar, purple scar...

Party like he's 99?

/got nuthin

Denial of death is my new hero

I wonder if this will turn him into a cranky old coont like it did to Eddie Van Halen?

Maybe now he can get back to schooling people on the court.


Game. Blouses.

Where are they gonna get a hip that small?

I never knew that wearing assless pants could do so much damage.

He can still be MVP of the Major League Baseball All-Star Game.

(I use that line anytime something comes up about hip replacement)

tokyogirl79: Prince wants a hip replacement.

And a camel. But you can't get those in Minnesota.

Well played.

/Chaka mad?

How can I put this in a way so as not to offend or unnerve . . .

Gett off . . . my lawn!

Asperger Jones: Chaka mad?
Chaka pissed!

This is making me feel really, really old.

Next up - who amongst the Gen Xers are getting cataract surgery?

That blows. He ain't that freakin old...

Will said titanium hip contain any lace, or frills?

"He is totally crushed because he knows he will never be the same again."

I'm sure the gobs and gobs of money will compensate for that.

♫ Purple Pain, Purple Pain.... ♫

Christian Bale: Anyone else doubt the veracity of this story?

A secondhand quote of News of the World...no American gossip rag knows about this yet?
I don't think Amurrican gossip folks give 2 shiats and a fark about it, to be honest. And as far as the veracity of this "news" is...old rumor is old. (click n'pops) The hip surgery rumor's been popping up intermittently for about 4 or 5 years now.


/that, and their "source" is from some UK tabloid
//the same pool of folks who came up with the rumor about Prince having a habit of walking around cemeteries with a mouthful of live bees
///my fave rumor about any celebrity ever
////darling slashie

I wish the Prince symbol was a Unicode character.

barneyfifesbullet:

"Do you guys want some Icy Hot?"

This is what it sounds like when the Doves cry.

So he's down to, what, fifteen positions in a one-night stand?

Pancakes?...biatches?

With that new hip, maybe he'll make 46 positions in a one-night stand.

Or just 11...