Boo. Oasis isn't anything amazing, but I'd rather listen to Gnome Gallagher over James 'beat me to death with a BLUNT instrument' any day of the week.

Plus, Gallagher is a funny motherucker. (popz)

TWO SLIGHTLY DISTORTED GUITARS!

dumpstergirl: According to The Sun's Bizarre column, Gallagher has put the £5.5million villa on the market, saying that he can't stand living there in the knowledge that Blunt is nearby making terrible music.with a viable music career instead of dying off after his one-hit wonder like Oasis

Wtf are you talking about. They're like, omfg, better than the Beatles. Best band ever by farking god and you go and bloody rip them like that. Shameful's what it is. Shameful.

At least that's what every retard editor for a douchenozzle magazine in the UK says. Between them and Radiohead, I don't know if there's any more room for getting one's dick sucked by a magazine in jolly old England.

Anarchangel: I don't know if there's any more room for getting one's dick sucked by a magazine in jolly old England.

That sounds incredibly painful, actually. I'm glad I'm not a rock star.

Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa. Did someone really suggest that James Blunt is more than a one hit wonder??? What the hell are you smoking, and how much does it cost???

FWIW, Oasis has had 7 singles chart in the US, and more than I care to count in the UK. The fact that people are still pissed off about that Beatles comment 15 years later is amazing, considering it was taken out of context.

Suck squared?

I guess please suggest some bands if you don't like Oasis. I'd really like to know your music taste and what you consider to be that much better than Oasis. Their music is incredible, though the songs were written when they were high.. ergo make no sense.

Why couldn't they kill each other in a naked drunken knife-fight on the front lawn?
I'd listen to music that my girlfriend doesn't like on my iPod watching that, and consider it the greatest moment of entertainment that either of these douchebags has provided.
Of course, I live in Texas, so things get done differently here.

Tacopants: I guess please suggest some bands if you don't like Oasis. I'd really like to know your music taste and what you consider to be that much better than Oasis.

SLAYER, Sonic Youth and Steely Dan.

They're both egomaniac wankers that deserve each others company.

All in all, I'd rather hear "Wonderwall" a hundred times in a row than "You're Beautiful" once. That song makes me so stabby.

Why does every Oasis thread have to be full of idiots talking about how much they don't care about Oasis?

/excellent band
//new album should be good

Familiar To Millions isn't too bad, esp since they left in some of the comments the guys made.

Definitely Maybe had the energy of a "lost" generation railing and trying to justify itself to itself....They need the piss and vinegar back.

Noel And Liam Gallagher Wont Let Me In Their Gang
Morrisey Keeps Telling Me James Blunt Is Rhyming Slang
Craig David Says The Only Way, To Prove I'm cool
Is Jumping With My Trousers On
Into A Swimming Pool

Its Bloody Cold
Its Bloody Cold
Its Bloody Cold God Know
But If It Means I Can Hang
With The cool Singers Gang
Its Worth It I Suppose
Ok Then Here Goes
(Splash)

Tacopants: Their music is incredible, though the songs were written when they were high.. ergo make no sense.

The instrumental part of the music is fine, but it sounds like he's singing out of his nose and the lyrics are generally stupid.

JohnnyDreamboat: Tacopants: I guess please suggest some bands if you don't like Oasis. I'd really like to know your music taste and what you consider to be that much better than Oasis.

SLAYER, Sonic Youth and Steely Dan.

Thanks, but no thanks.. Sir. Sonic Youth is good, as always. Others... meh.

delathi: Tacopants: Their music is incredible, though the songs were written when they were high.. ergo make no sense.

The instrumental part of the music is fine, but it sounds like he's singing out of his nose and the lyrics are generally stupid.

Stupid lyrics agree. In fact, Noel agrees that some of the lyrics doesn't make sense to him as well.. (looking back). Voice grows on you. Liam and Noel both sing though Liam is the more prolific one and Noel is the songwriter(!?). Some of the Noel's ones are stand out like "Don't look back in Anger".

Tacopants: I guess please suggest some bands if you don't like Oasis. I'd really like to know your music taste and what you consider to be that much better than Oasis.

Bach
Handel
Beethoven
Chopin
Brahms
Dvorak

LemSkroob: Tacopants: I guess please suggest some bands if you don't like Oasis. I'd really like to know your music taste and what you consider to be that much better than Oasis.

Bach
Handel
Beethoven
Chopin
Brahms
Dvorak

Those aren't bands. You fail, failure.

LemSkroob: Tacopants: I guess please suggest some bands if you don't like Oasis. I'd really like to know your music taste and what you consider to be that much better than Oasis.

Bach
Handel
Beethoven
Chopin
Brahms
Dvorak

GTFO Classical snob. Everybody knows that Classical is by far the most complex and hard-to-perform music out there. You could have at least tried and said something like The Replacements or The Stooges. Sheesh.

Hey subby - I LOL'd at yer h/l.

As Bach, Handel, Beethoven, Chopin, Brahms and Dvorak - can't stand their music, but I really dig their lyrics.

Jesus. Can't we all agree that Noel Gallagher sucks as a human being and James blunt sucks as a musician?

/he probably needed the money
//hate James Blunt, but Noel is cockpunchable for justifying it this way.

delathi: Tacopants: Their music is incredible, though the songs were written when they were high.. ergo make no sense.

The instrumental part of the music is fine, but it sounds like he's singing out of his nose and the lyrics are generally stupid.

Tacopants:Voice grows on you.

Like a fungus? No thanks.

But, I have a similar problem with Led Zepplin, to me, Robert Plant sounds like a cat caught in a car door, but the guitars and drums are pretty cool.

FunkOut: All in all, I'd rather hear "Wonderwall" a hundred times in a row than "You're Beautiful" once.

This.

/Wonderwall is a great song.

You know how much I love my wife?

She wanted the latest James Blunt CD for Valentines Day.

And I bought it for her.

/I did use a coupon, though, so I don't feel so slimy.

Mr.Poops: . . . Everybody knows that Classical is by far the most complex and hard-to-perform music out there. . .

It is? I didn't know that. Then again, my 'cello hasn't seen the outside of its case in years, and it doesn't take long to forget...

Hmm.

The Who. The Who is better than Oasis. Also, Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers.

Mr.Poops: Everybody knows that Classical is by far the most complex and hard-to-perform music out there.

Ever heard REAL jazz?

/on weed?

Mr.Poops:
GTFO Classical snob. Everybody knows that Classical is by far the most complex and hard-to-perform music out there.

I don't know man, Dragonforce on expert is pretty tough.

I'm surprised no one else has pointed out that Gallagher would be the pot. Since it's the "Pot calling the kettle black" so Gallagher would be the pot, and James Blunt would be the kettle.

I'm disappointed.

/ancker

Tacopants: I guess please suggest some bands if you don't like Oasis. I'd really like to know your music taste and what you consider to be that much better than Oasis. Their music is incredible, though the songs were written when they were high.. ergo make no sense.

Incredible? Incredible? What do you consider credible? They are cookie cutter pop at best? Innovative? No. Catchy, sometimes.

unibrow death match