ZARDOZ!!!!

"Yeah, I’m a tramp, and who’s to blame? My father. A swell start you gave me. Ever since I was 14, what’s it been? Nothing but men! Dirty, rotten men! And you’re lower than any of them! I’ll hate you as long as I live!"

The three main characters of the novel are the Fat Man, the Lawyer, and the Demon. There's also a crawling bird and the Big Red Cheese.

"I find on occasion that a pinch of snuff can be most efficacious."

"Shy Brother" works every time!

"Do I seem to your tired Christian mind too utterly depraved? So be it. Both I and my father, Sweeley Leach, know a truth - that in these furious times we must appeal to what you consider the lowest part of your human nature because it is in that region that your highest human nobility has taken refuge. Until the spiritual revolution which is coming, you will - unless you are a member of the Children of the Remnant - remain staggering and baffled and choking in the brimstone pollution of this dying age."

"You think this is a safari, biatch?"

"Time to play B sides"

"The world was without form, and void, and my face looked upon the waters..."

"Uh...Bomb??"

"Let there be light." [explodes]

jestme: "Time to play B sides"

B.O.C.

"A door closed upstairs,and I turned away. The eyes of Modigliani seemed to glance at me severely, so I sneaked out under the colonnade,where a minute later Conchis joined me."

"I am the walrus. God is just the middle man!"

jestme: "Time to play B sides"

Blue Oyster Cult - Burnin' For You

BrIcK908: Conchis

The Magus?

"This is party time and it's better than a cold bath with someone you dislike."

And the man in the rain picked up his bag of secrets, and journeyed up the mountainside, far above the clouds, and nothing was ever heard from him again, except for the sound of _______________.

2wolves: The Magus?

Yup

"I'll be back."

Who robs cave fish of their sight?

BrIcK908: 2wolves: The Magus?

Yup

I buy too many books for my own good. Keep having to buy larger houses.

DarkJohnson: Who robs cave fish of their sight?

WE DO!

DarkJohnson: Who robs cave fish of their sight?

Ok, someone is obviously not playing well with others, Mr. Sarcastic.

parkedr: "I'll be back."

General MacArthur.

Hundreds of believers, lured into a doomsday cult...

/That's all you get.

If every time you laugh
Somebody cries
If every time you cry
Some body laughs...

Who would you rather have the pleasure?

"Doh!"

SockMonkeyHolocaust: "Doh!"

Hitler, when he'd realized he should have forgotten Poland.

These aren't so obscure.

I shook hands with both the devil and God...

"the _____ lived in a lilac wood, and she lived all alone."

Secret Agent X23: I shook hands with both the devil and God..

Good Omens

For a while
the only earth that Sloopy knew
was in her sandbox.
Two rooms on Fifty-fifth Street
were her domain.
Every night she'd sit in the window
among the avocado plants
waiting for me to come home
(my arms full of canned liver and love).
We'd talk into the night then
contented
but missing something,
She the earth she never knew
me the hills I ran
while growing bent.

Sloopy should have been a cowboy's cat
with prairies to run
not linoleum
and real-live catnip mice.
No one to depend on but herself.

Kyosuke: Hitler, when he'd realized he should have forgotten Poland.

Wrong, it's from an American Animation or "Amerime" called 'The Simpsons'. I wouldn't have expected you to have heard about it though, it's only for the serious student of American culture.

SockMonkeyHolocaust: Kyosuke: Hitler, when he'd realized he should have forgotten Poland.

Wrong, it's from an American Animation or "Amerime" called 'The Simpsons'. I wouldn't have expected you to have heard about it though, it's only for the serious student of American culture.

Pfft. I'll bet you don't even watch it in the original American.

SquirrelsOfDoom: "I find on occasion that a pinch of snuff can be most efficacious."

You consider a Terry Gilliam movie obscure?

Chariset: SockMonkeyHolocaust: Kyosuke: Hitler, when he'd realized he should have forgotten Poland.

Wrong, it's from an American Animation or "Amerime" called 'The Simpsons'. I wouldn't have expected you to have heard about it though, it's only for the serious student of American culture.

Pfft. I'll bet you don't even watch it in the original American.

I would but the accents are so distracting. I have a subtitled copy here somewhere, but I usually go with the dubbed version. I know, I suck, but hey.

Greenlight?

Hold on, let my post my kanji ankle tattoo.

"Salt?"

"Oooh, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan. Was it before you came or after?"

Chariset: Pfft. I'll bet you don't even watch it in the original American.

I am more of a fan of BortSimps0nFan69's fandubs over at Amerime.net. He brings a sense of poetry to the translation that the people who run the TV clearly have missed when they chop them up for popular consumption here in my native land.

"MR. SPACKLE GETS THINGS CLEN!"

Chariset: lived in a lilac wood, and she lived all alone

The Unicorn

2wolves: Chariset: lived in a lilac wood, and she lived all alone

The Unicorn

Hmm... judges..?

*bzzzt!*

"Spatula City!"

2wolves: I buy too many books for my own good.

No such thing as long as you read them.

SockMonkeyHolocaust: Wrong, it's from an American Animation or "Amerime" called 'The Simpsons'. I wouldn't have expected you to have heard about it though, it's only for the serious student of American culture.

Oh, right. I vaguely remember that series. Damn Fox for canceling it after only 8 episodes!

"When a man bleeds, it's just tissue."

"You know Max, sometimes I believe I don't know you."

Movie quote. Start the clock... NOW

"...and as we leave the beautiful land of Korea, the grateful natives line the shore and chant "Motherfarker, motherfarker."

Chariset: 2wolves: Chariset: lived in a lilac wood, and she lived all alone

The Unicorn

Hmm... judges..?

*bzzzt!*

Peter Beagle, The Last Unicorn

I filled in the blank. It's semi-famous in SF circles.

"Slow red worms crawled along her arms and under her clothes. It tickles. That made her laugh until she screamed. 'Mad,' someone said, 'she's lost her wits,' and someone else said, 'Make an end,' and a hand grabbed her scalp just as she'd done with Jinglebell and she thought, No, don't. don't cut my hair."

If you have the book series in your profile, you can probably name the chapter I'm talking about.

/this isn't that obscure to some people either
//I'll get something more obscure later