biatch is going down....

submitter: Hillary , in a move that can't possibly backfire, mocks Obama as a crazy preacher and says she has lived too long. to believe in hope or change

There. Concise is better.

She's Like Eeyore on speed.

I suppose it's about ten days too early for her to give up, and granted she has to try something, but she just sounds more desperate and shrill with every passing day.

//checks that the champagne is cold...

Hahahaha...what a completely desperate loser, I can't wait to see what's next.

flucto: //checks that the champagne is cold...

What kind do you have?

I've got Freixenet Brut, the Honda Civic of champagne.

can we track her passage through the 5 stages of grief?

she's obviously already gone through denial and anger... i think she's slowly moving out of anger into bargaining...

Why does Hillary remind me of Judge Doom in Who Framed Roger Rabbit where the judge is squealing and shrieking as he gets dissolved in "the dip."

2 yrs ago everyone had their tongue up her ass because her running was so scary to Republicans. Now most of them hate her & the Republicans want her to win the nod so they can pull an easy win. Who'da thunk it?

Mods must like me today. 4th political tab green

submitter: says she has lived too long to believe in hope or change

Well, that's at least honest. With her "big rallies and speeches" comment from yesterday (?), she's already told all the kids to get the hell off her lawn.

vudukungfu: She's Like Eeyore on speed.

I don't usually LOL on comments, but that one got me.

Yep, all those bridges are pretty well burnt to a crisp

hillbillypharmacist: I've got Freixenet Brut, the Honda Civic of champagne

It's a tough choice, I want it to be appropriate to the occasion. Somehow "Grande Dame" just doesn't seem right, what was it the Munchkins drank when the witch was smooshed?

Even though it's akin to Godwin, I feel safe in saying we are seeing Hillary's Battle of the Bulge.

Yeah, the train has jumped the tracks, but it's been going so fast for so long that the inertia is keeping it moving for a while longer.

Or perhaps, has not lived long enough to believe in hope or change.


/not that farking old
//studied mah history, tho

Better video here(new window)

She still looks like an angry coont to me.

/Hill you do know a little water would take care of that sand

Also... Hillary? What's wrong with doing the right thing?

abb3w: Or perhaps, has not lived long enough to believe in hope or change.



Uh-huh.

robsul82: Hahahaha...what a completely desperate loser, I can't wait to see what's next.

The Republitards will make a serious run at her Senate seat in 2012, and they just might get it... depends on how much of the stink from this campaign still clings to her by then.

/BHO '08

Lord of Allusions: Even though it's akin to Godwin, I feel safe in saying we are seeing Hillary's Battle of the Bulge.

Thing is, she's even colder than Bastogne.

It's interesting that Hillary has pulled this nonsense on the weekend - no primetime shows to cover the nonsense, no coverage in the papers. Does she want people to notice this stuff or not?

Don't Tase Me Bro: will make a serious run at her Senate seat in 2012, and they just might get it... depends on how much of the stink from this campaign still clings to her by then.

Depending on how this primary campaign ends, she may face a serious challenger from the Dems for her seat.

I can laugh at how horrible this is, but I really do worry at how she is tearing apart the normal base for Democrats...and this coming from someone who's independent and formerly worked for the GOP. She's poisoning people against Obama, which will only hurt him in the general election, and I've heard [older women] say that they will vote for McCain before Obama.

Is this all bad? I do wonder if it's best for the stars to realign, shake the ageist and latently racist people away. I get the feeling that these people (at least among Democrats) are her real base right now.

I know I shouldn't go off of hillaris44.org comments, but I haven't seen a real Hillary supporter on Fark or in real life for weeks.

T-Servo: Don't Tase Me Bro: will make a serious run at her Senate seat in 2012, and they just might get it... depends on how much of the stink from this campaign still clings to her by then.

Depending on how this primary campaign ends, she may face a serious challenger from the Dems for her seat.

I can laugh at how horrible this is, but I really do worry at how she is tearing apart the normal base for Democrats...and this coming from someone who's independent and formerly worked for the GOP. She's poisoning people against Obama, which will only hurt him in the general election, and I've heard [older women] say that they will vote for McCain before Obama.

Is this all bad? I do wonder if it's best for the stars to realign, shake the ageist and latently racist people away. I get the feeling that these people (at least among Democrats) are her real base right now.

I know I shouldn't go off of hillaris44.org comments, but I haven't seen a real Hillary supporter on Fark or in real life for weeks.

You have to realize though that there are even more moderates that would refuse to vote for Hillary before McCain if she somehow magically got that nom (and I'm one of them). There are dems and reps and moderates voting for Obama... and only dems voting for Hillary. There are many dems that are voting for Hillary because she is familiar and not on policy... and come November they will vote dem because well... it is what is familiar...

/Most not all... but Obama still has the lead on McCain at the moment...

Yeah, who wants a president that wants hope and change?

Just kill yourself, you old nasty biatch.

Daddakamabb: Obama still has the lead on McCain at the moment...

Bimbo lobbyist eruptions will take care of that.

/I thought Bill would be the first "blonde moment" of the campaign
//so did you
//...admit it

Biatch be losin' it and shiat.

So much for going out gracefully.

I hope she loses by double digits in Texas and Ohio.

Her "reconciliation" speech endorsing Obama will be hilarious.

Sound the taps, this biatch is sunk.

Daddakamabb: You have to realize though that there are even more moderates that would refuse to vote for Hillary before McCain if she somehow magically got that nom (and I'm one of them). There are dems and reps and moderates voting for Obama... and only dems voting for Hillary. There are many dems that are voting for Hillary because she is familiar and not on policy... and come November they will vote dem because well... it is what is familiar...

Yes, I'm aware of that. But since I've recently learned that I'm a latte-sipping, Prius-driving, trust-fund baby, elitist cultist, I just feel superior in my reasoning.

Nice work, Hillary. You just successfully alienated the Obama supporters you would have needed very, very badly to win the general election should you get the nomination.

/Cthulhu '08 (if Clinton gets nominated)

T-Servo: Daddakamabb: You have to realize though that there are even more moderates that would refuse to vote for Hillary before McCain if she somehow magically got that nom (and I'm one of them). There are dems and reps and moderates voting for Obama... and only dems voting for Hillary. There are many dems that are voting for Hillary because she is familiar and not on policy... and come November they will vote dem because well... it is what is familiar...

Yes, I'm aware of that. But since I've recently learned that I'm a latte-sipping, Prius-driving, trust-fund baby, elitist cultist, I just feel superior in my reasoning.

Errr okay.

T-Servo: I've heard [older women] say that they will vote for McCain before Obama.

That would be true regardless. Some of the old folks aren't ready to pass the torch yet. The Baby Boomers are having a tough time facing their age.

Daddakamabb: Errr okay.

Sorry, I was concentrating on the Hillary rape-case thread while doing work-related stuff, and was entirely incoherent here.

Daddakamabb: Better video here(new window)

Wow, I haven't seen anything like that since the last time Mom Partridge was pissed at Danny.

Naman: Nice work, Hillary. You just successfully alienated the Obama supporters you would have needed very, very badly to win the general election should you get the nomination.

/Cthulhu '08 (if Clinton gets nominated)

I was going to say the same thing. She'll need these "disillusioned" voters. If she does get the nomination, McCain would be smart to use that against her (as if he needed to).

Louder And More Dissonant: Wow, I haven't seen anything like that since the last time Mom Partridge was pissed at Danny.

Did anyone else find it odd when the crowd applauded the line, "You are not going to make the special interest groups disappear!"? It's as though they were saying, "Yay! Special interest groups are here to stay!"

I realize that's not what they meant, but whoever thought that it was a good idea for an applause line needs to make his/her way to the nearest suicide booth.

Tabatha Static: (pics)

OK, that's never leaving my head now. Thanks.

More seriously, Hillary must sit up nights wondering how someone came along with near-identical policy positions, plus a style of play that completely marginalizes her strengths in arguing them. I'm sure she has tidy three-ring binders full of plans for every other contingency.

It's like that one episode where the bus broke down and they couldn't figure out how the family could get to the gigs. And dammit, they were such a good band!

T-Servo: Daddakamabb: Errr okay.

Sorry, I was concentrating on the Hillary rape-case thread while doing work-related stuff, and was entirely incoherent here.

It's cool... can I get some of that latte? And some of that trust fund ;P

"There is no hope. Nothing will change. Vote for me."

Is that basically it?

Daddakamabb: It's cool... can I get some of that latte? And some of that trust fund ;P

If by latte you mean beer, and if by trust fund you mean student loans, sure.

CtrlAltDelete: "There is no hope. Nothing will change. Vote for me."

Is that basically it?

That's all I got from it.

/Sanity may be madness but the maddest of all is to see life as it is and not as it should be. ~Don Quixote

T-Servo: Daddakamabb: It's cool... can I get some of that latte? And some of that trust fund ;P

If by latte you mean beer, and if by trust fund you mean student loans, sure.

I have those things... your no help ;)

CtrlAltDelete: "There is no hope. Nothing will change. Vote for me."

Is that basically it?

That's exactly the platform McCain is running on. He's depressing as hell.

Daddakamabb: Sanity may be madness but the maddest of all is to see life as it is and not as it should be. ~Don Quixote

That's a damn good Cervantes quote.

cameroncrazy1984: That's exactly the platform McCain is running on. He's depressing as hell.

Poor guy.