The cake is a lie.

cake or death? i guess he got both

Dead for Tax Reasons: cake or death? i guess he got both

THIS.

David Hogan?

Dead for Tax Reasons: cake or death? i guess he got both

LITTLE RED COOKBOOK! LITTLE RED COOKBOOK!

Damn straight. Who wants next?

Well there's a neat way to die.

Approves.

This is not a triumph

See, now pie wouldn't turn around and betray you like that. You can trust pie. Pie is your friend.

/baking lemon meringue pie at this very minute

How can we get the French to eat cake?

Word of advice: Don't GIS "fairy cakes"

CravenMorehead

I came here to say that.

He went the distance.

Who wants cake?

This thread needs more Cake pics:

For those of us who don't speak the Queen's English, a "fairy cake" is a cupcake.

Sounds like he got his just desserts.

You don't get the french to eat cake, you let them.

Death by fairy cake. He must have been a manly sort of man.

he was already having a bad day, this was just the icing . . .

this just takes the cake

Blatant ripoff of CSI.

His family should sue.

They don't call it "angel's food" for no reason, people.

FTA:
In a statement, club owners Amanda Davey and Paul Dyke said:
...
"It was a tragic accident and very sad and should serve as a cautionary tale."

A cautionary tale? That you shouldn't hold a cake-eating contest?

Remember when I said "Goodbye" and you were like "NO WAY"
That was great.

Police say there were no suspicious circumstances ... other than eating fairy cakes at a Monkey Bar.

He died doing what he loved, inhaling cake.

But there's no sense crying
over every mistake.
You just keep on trying
till you run out of cake.

"Didn't we have some fun though? Remember when your face was falling into the cake and I said 'Goodbye' and you were like (deep male voice) 'NO WAY!' (normal voice) and then I was all 'We pretended we were going to murder you'? That was great!"

reminds me of that "drink water and win a Wii" contest that also had a fatality.

The man, thought to be from Birmingham, collapsed at a Swansea nightclub during the event ...

Sooo, who won the contest?

/whut?

Footix
For those of us who don't speak the Queen's English, a "fairy cake" is a cupcake.

I say, top hole Squiffey! Balley Gerry Pranged his kite right in the how's your father.

/slow banter sargent?

skinink: "Didn't we have some fun though? Remember when your face was falling into the cake and I said 'Goodbye' and you were like (deep male voice) 'NO WAY!' (normal voice) and then I was all 'We pretended we were going to murder you'? That was great!"

You shouldn't be here, you know. nice people don't end up here.

"who could eat the most fairy cakes"

Death by fairy cakes. What an epitaph. It would have been manlier to die by devil's food cakes.

Sheep go to Heaven...
Goats...
go to Hell...

One 18.25 ounce package chocolate cake mix. One can prepared coconut pecan frosting. Three slash four cup vegetable oil. Four large eggs. One cup semi-sweet chocolate chips. Three slash four cups butter or margarine. One and two third cups granulated sugar. Two cups all purpose flour. Don't forget garnishes such as: Fish shaped crackers. Fish shaped candies. Fish shaped solid waste. Fish shaped dirt. Fish shaped ethyl benzene. Pull and peel licorice. Fish shaped volatile organic compounds and sediment shaped sediment. Candy coated peanut butter pieces. Shaped like fish. One cup lemon juice. Alpha resins. Unsaturated polyester resins. Fiberglass surface resins. And volatile malted milk impoundments. Nine large egg yolks. Twelve medium geosynthetic membranes. One cup granulated sugar. An entry called 'how to kill someone with your bare hands.' Two cups rhubarb, sliced. Two slash three cups granulated rhubarb. One tablespoon all-purpose rhubarb. One teaspoon grated orange rhubarb. Three tablespoons rhubarb, on fire. One large rhubarb. One cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb. Two tablespoons rhubarb juice. Adjustable aluminum head positioner. Slaughter electric needle injector. Cordless electric needle injector. Injector needle driver. Injector needle gun. Cranial caps. And it contains proven preservatives, deep penetration agents, and gas and odor control chemicals. That will deodorize and preserve putrid tissue.

CravenMorehead: The cake is a lie.

This.

Dead for Tax Reasons: cake or death? i guess he got both

This.

Uzzah: Damn straight. Who wants next?

and This.

CravenMorehead: The cake is a lie.

(savagely beats CravenMoreHead for repeating the world's most annoying Internet meme)

Come on, people... can we let this go, already? It was bad enough that you ruined the game for everyone who didn't play it at launch. Do we HAVE to hear "Hur hur cake!" for the next five years?

I came here for the Portal references.

/Do you smell something burning?

Hey, wow, is that really a piece of fairy cake? My stomach's completely out to lunch. If I told you how much I needed this, I wouldn't have time to eat it.

/nom nom nom
//now which way to the derelict cruise liner waiting for its supply of lemon soaked paper napkins?

What a crumby way to die.

mikemil828: This is not a triumph

i'm making a note here: epic fail.

Mmmm delicious cake

IS THAT A FAIRY CAKE!

/not even obscure here

Erbo: Hey, wow, is that really a piece of fairy cake? My stomach's completely out to lunch. If I told you how much I needed this, I wouldn't have time to eat it.

/nom nom nom
//now which way to the derelict cruise liner waiting for its supply of lemon soaked paper napkins?

beat me to it and got the quote right. If I were wearing a hat, I would take it off to you.

Fark pie

You cant have your cake and eat it to!!

RandyBishop: That you shouldn't hold a cake-eating contest?

A spontaneous fairy cake eating contest.

You really have to train and plan for these things.

I was once on first aid duty at a cheesecake eating contest, so I'm getting a kick out of some of these replies (not really, DNRTFT yet, but I really was at the cake thing).

We had to bring our own buckets from HQ, for the possible vomit.
Yes, buckets, plural.

ArugulaZ: CravenMorehead: The cake is a lie.

(savagely beats CravenMoreHead for repeating the world's most annoying Internet meme)

Come on, people... can we let this go, already? It was bad enough that you ruined the game for everyone who didn't play it at launch. Do we HAVE to hear "Hur hur cake!" for the next five years?

Get comfortable while I warm up the neurotoxin emitters.

/The cake is a lie is one of the more quoteable bits, but not nearly the best line.

Yes, this would happen in Swansea. City of broken dreams and pointless strife. The end of the line on the train of misery. The graveyard of ambition. Ive grown up here and my life is finished before its even started.